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A man is smoking a cigarette and talking sadly.
Second, memories often run out in the middle of the night and float in their minds, so they choose alcohol or cigarettes to anesthetize their souls under the nervous state of neurasthenia.
Third, betel nut with cigarettes is endless. Monkeys are arrogant and lawless.
Fourth, I quit smoking. Smoking affects my image as a good citizen.
If you men are unhappy, you can go to Puba to drink and smoke. Where are our women? If you drink and smoke in Puba, you are doomed to be a bad woman! Why? This world is so unfair.
6. Give me a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of white wine, let me get drunk and cry once and vent my insincere compromise over the years.
7. If a woman who doesn't smoke is faint carmine, then a woman who smokes is a mandolin. Women who smoke are as cold as Campbell's Soup.
Eight, a corner, a person, a cigarette, a line of tears, can heal the scars in my heart.
9. Ask me if I smoke? How can you not smoke under the blue sky?
The most ridiculous thing in the world is that smoking is harmful to health.
Don't smoke if you can. Don't drink if you can. This is a sign that you don't care about your body. If it's only because of some people, then let's not be stupid. People who love you will not make you sad.
Twelve, smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.
Thirteen, sister, I fight with you, drink with you, go shopping with you and cry with you.
Fourteen, sometimes a cigarette is more like a parting. Sending cigarettes instead of fire is just teasing me.
In order to make my husband quit smoking, I bought him melon seeds. Seeing fewer and fewer snacks, I asked my husband how the effect was. He said: smoking while eating snacks really feels much better than dry smoking.
Sixteen, fireworks gorgeous bloom countless loneliness and sadness how to escape.
I can smoke and drink if I have no money and no room, as long as you are good to me, I will do. What I can't accept is cheating. Why did you go too far?
Smoking won't make you feel lonely. Only when I think about it will I feel lonely.
Nineteen, smoking poison hurts people.
As a man, don't smoke or drink. What's the point of living if you are still horny?
Twenty-one, smokers are always young: because smokers will get pneumonia and die young.
Twenty-two, you can meet nine people who fucked you when you buy a pack of cigarettes, and you can meet nine people who fucked you when you spend a lot of money.
Your rhetoric is as beautiful as fireworks.
Tell me if you want to smoke in the future. I want to kiss you!
Tell me if you want to smoke in the future. I will kiss you.
26. What are good people and bad people? Am I a disgrace to the school in the mouth of the prefect? Did I influence the image of the school in the headmaster's mouth? What is wrong with me? Do I dress like a gangster in dancing shoes? Am I smoking and drinking at school under the guise of cleaning the parents' meeting? Did I go back to school illegally on weekends and didn't even bring my mobile phone and computer? Leaders have contributed too much to the image of the school! ! It's great that the leader put on a show at the parent-teacher conference! !
Twenty-seven, smoking was caught by the teacher and killed. The teacher asked, then why do you smell of smoke? Body odor. . .
28. Every time I drink, I will vomit myself until I am allergic.
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