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Pre-sales promotion:

Take a look around, pass by, don't miss it.

From south to north, those who have been to America, those who have been to Hong Kong,

Across the south, across the north, across the mountains, across the water,

Those who studied in school have been to America, and those who kissed in the street.

This product just came out and went to CCTV.

It's all over TV and newspapers, and people all over the country know it.

If you say you didn't see it, it proves that your TV has no signal.

Product introduction:

The new product has just come on the market and is known all over the country.

It depends on the quality, which has been proved by field tests.

It depends on the quality. May I ask Premier Wen?

Both Yang and Yang can win the battle.

The sky is afraid of dark clouds and drought, and whoever buys parallel goods will suffer.

Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

It is better to let the facts speak for themselves than rhetoric and loud boasting.

China has a patent right and sells it to the United States and the Soviet Union.

It sells well there and is resold in Britain and Iraq.

Clinton and George W. Bush both used it and said it was worth buying!

Our products are affordable for everyone and families.

Hong Hushui, wave after wave, our quality is excellent.

Face to face, face to face, experiment in front of friends.

Explain the reason for purchase:

Three dollars and two dollars is not money, and it is all spent walking around.

Three dollars and two dollars is not much. Can't buy a house or a car. Can't go to Singapore, USA.

Spend a little money, buy it conveniently, save time and effort, and have high cost performance.

Spend a little money to do big things, don't delay building a house for your children, buying a house and marrying a wife.

A pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, not for half a day.

A catty of apples and pears leaves only a pile of skins after eating.

A few dollars to buy home, the wife laughs at the children and praises them. You can be an entrepreneur without being a factory director.

Don't choose, don't watch, it's all the same.

Wang Zhongwang, put the middle lid on. It's not bad to take that out

A father, a mother and a thumb.

A father, a mother and a melon in the tree.

If you don't buy it, I won't advise you. It is convenient for whoever buys it.

The general has a horse to ride, and the soldiers are in no hurry.

If you want to buy or bring, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity,

Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.

A few dollars is a small ticket, and you can spend it as soon as you go to the street.

Buy one for parents and make it up.

Buy a pair for friends and relatives to increase feelings;

Buy one for my mother-in-law, who says that her son-in-law is better than her son.

Send friends and relatives, and no one will forget you;

As the saying goes, a thousand miles to send a dime, courtesy is light and affection is heavy.

Every penny you get is a repeat customer.

Spend less money on good goods, it's your fault not to buy them!

A few dollars is common. It is better to eat less chewing gum than to lose at mahjong.

Turn east street and take west street to see if there are any at home.

Good goods arrive every year, I'm afraid I can't buy them Good goods come year after year, and I'm afraid I can't do it.

Buy when you are free, use when you are busy, and want to buy when you are busy.

It is used by large families, small families and every household.

It doesn't matter whether you buy it or not. Learn about new products.

Go ahead, don't shrink back, we understand that the product is free!