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I understand the truth, but it is not the truth that comforts me but you.

1. I understand the truth, but it is not the truth but you that can comfort me.

2. Every time I go to the corridor with voice-activated lights, I will shout your name, so that I can pretend that it is you who turns on the lights for me.

3. Meeting the right person at the right time is a fairy tale; meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.

4. You always know who you want to see most when you are the most bored.

5. A good relationship does not make you faint all at once, but it spoils you in a steady stream.

6. No matter how wrong she is, the moment she starts crying, you are wrong.

7. Is there anything you can’t do? I won’t leave you.

8. Unknowingly, I was thinking about your inexplicable giggle again. You are not the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but you are definitely the most beautiful existence in my heart.

9. You will find a better one, but I will never be so nice to anyone again

10. Although my memory is not very good, I always remember you very well.

11. No one can make me laugh more talented than you.

12. What should I do if I drown while swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, tell me directly

13. Can cutting off contact stop missing you?

14. I don’t know whether it was right or wrong to meet you. I only know that I am happy to have met you.

15. Time, quarrels, differences, distance, waiting, everyone has to put it in and squeeze it out, tossing and turning over and over again, thinking about helplessness, perseverance, and what is filtered out is love.

16. When I hear something that is obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

17. I read every comment you make more seriously than the final exam review questions.

18. What matters is not how good he is, but how good he is to you!

19. When you meet someone for the first time, if the body temperature is 38.6, it is called love at first sight.

20. Because you can’t get it, you are crazy.

21. If you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.

22. If I had been brave, would the outcome have been different? If you persisted at that time, the memories would be different.

23. Love is one heart meeting another heart, not one face meeting another face.

24. If there is no way to enter heaven, then I am willing to go to hell with you.

25. Just be yourself and someone will fall in love with everything about you.

26. I like to look at the sky alone, imagining whether you in the future will meet me in the future.

27. Who knew that your name would become my bond in the end.

28. You probably don’t know that I walked towards you but pretended not to see you. After I passed you by, I stared at your back and said to you, “I miss you so much.”

29. Not liking or rejecting is the cruelest way to get along between two people. If you feel depressed, post it on WeChat Moments. I understand the truth, but it is not the truth but you that can comfort me.

1. No matter how wrong she is, the moment she starts crying, you are wrong.

2. Although my memory is not very good, I always remember you very well.

3. Meeting the right person at the right time is a fairy tale; meeting the right person at the wrong time is called youth.

4. I understand the truth, but it is not the truth but you that can comfort me.

5. You always know who you want to see most when you are the most bored.

6. "You will find a better one" "But I will never be so nice to anyone again"

7. Unknowingly, I am thinking of you again and am smiling inexplicably. You are not The most beautiful girl I have ever seen, but definitely the most beautiful inside of me.

8. "What if I drown one day while swimming?" "If you want me to kiss you, just say it."

9. "Is there anything you can't do?" I won’t leave you. ”

10. Time, quarrels, differences, distance, waiting, everyone has to put it in and squeeze it out. What is filtered out after tossing and turning over and over again, helplessness and perseverance.

11. Every time I go to the corridor with voice-activated lights, I will shout your name, so that I can pretend that it is you who turns on the lights for me.

12. Can cutting off contact stop missing someone?

13. A good relationship does not make you faint all at once, but it spoils you in a steady stream.

14. No one can make me laugh more talented than you.

15. I don’t know whether it was right or wrong to meet you. I only know that I am happy to have met you. I understand the truth, but feelings don't make sense.

1. The story that scares me the most is all about you, but it is only a secret and has never been mentioned to anyone.

2. Wait until that boy’s space is filled with you, half of the list knows that you are his partner, he will show you affection every day, cling to you and act coquettishly for you and reply to you instantly, and the description message board will never appear. Don’t trust girls other than you anymore. Love you.

3. When will you come to take me home? I've been waiting for you for a long time. If you don't come, I will run away with someone else.

4. If you express your love, you won't even be friends. What's the point of being friends? I don't lack friends, I lack you.

5. In my previous life, I might have been a carbonated drink, and it would bubble up with joy as soon as I saw you.

6. Even if we don't really get together in the end, I hope you can remember the years we were together. Even if I was angry at that time and had a lot of quarrels with you because of trivial things, I hope you can remember, At that time, I loved you willfully for a long, long time.

7. Modern people are too anxious. They fall in love with someone after just one look at a photo or listening to a voice message. However, they also hate it very quickly. They fell in love with someone for two or three years and finally gave up in less than a second because of a look or a word. They are passionate and passionate. It's good to be cold. A quick decision is better than being ambiguous. I'm afraid that when a decisive person encounters a disconnected relationship, and when an affectionate person encounters a change of heart, most of the people who win in this world are thin lovers.

8. I understand the truth, but feelings don't make sense.

9. Let's meet the right person later, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated inexplicably again.

10. I am gentle and kind, and only leave it to the person I love. I admit that I am not gentle enough, with a little temper, and possessiveness. But the source of the matter is because I like you too much. You are really very fond of me. Importantly, I want to give you a home.

11. I don't care how bad this woman's reputation is or how romantic her behavior is. If I love her, I will love her. Even if she has nothing, I'm sorry, but I'll keep her.

12. I suffered too many grievances before, but now I only like the kind of gentle ones, gentle ones only to me, sweet ones are the best. I don’t want to be hurt at all, I don’t want to quarrel and have a cold war, I don’t want to guess the other person’s thoughts, it’s very difficult Tired, I have such a weird temper, I will love anyone who can bear it.

13. People who fall in love easily are drinkers who have no tolerance for alcohol.

14. There is nothing unreasonable, I just love you too deeply and want you to know. There is nothing unreasonable, I just love you too much and want you to understand.

15. The willful behavior of slamming the door and leaving immediately in a fit of anger is probably something only those who are loved are qualified to do. My grandma’s family raised a black native dog. She usually ate leftovers and locked the door when she slept at night, regardless of spring, summer, autumn or winter. In addition, no one regarded it as a pet dog and would not caress it gently. However, when the chain was untied during the day, it never escaped once. I think it must be afraid to leave, and no one would look for it.

16. Maturity probably means being a simple person, with a girlish heart, enjoying being loved, rather than blindly giving one-way.

17. You may like a person because of his appearance or personality, and then you slowly fall in love with him, no matter whether he becomes ugly, fat, mean, coquettish, crazy, paranoid, depressed or no longer the same as before, but you I still like him all the time, so what exactly do you like about him? Maybe even you don’t know.

18. When will you know that my actions are not to embarrass you at all but to selfishly want you to remember me forever, just like the three moles Zixia Fairy gave to Zhizunbao on the soles of her feet, like Zhao Min biting Zhang Wuji's hand I hope you can remember me, travel through time and the universe, and be reincarnated 80 times. You will still have inexplicable heart palpitations when you mention me.

19. Why do I like you so much? I swore I would never like you again the next day, but the next day, I seemed to like you even more than yesterday.

20. You successfully threatened me. Just rely on me and care about you.

21. If you are thirsty, I will cut your veins and bleed. If you are hungry, I will cut out the meat for food. If you are tired, I will tear down your bones and build a bed. Since I cannot meet you in the most gentle way, then let me use it. The warmest sacrifice bids you farewell.

22. If I have seen the world you have seen and walked the path you have walked, can I be closer to you?

23. You have secretly learned so many flirting skills, but when you actually meet the person you are attracted to, you are all dumb. The ones you flirt with are those you don't like, and the ones you like are cautious.

24. When I think of you, my whole body feels soft, as if a muscle has been pulled out, my heart feels soft, and I feel like I have opened a mouth and my confidence is leaking. Maybe this is because I like you. Personalized sentences: I understand all the principles, but I just don’t like to reason.

1. New skills! You ask a girl for her phone number. If you think she gave you a fake phone number, change a few digits and read it again. If the girl corrects you, it means the number is real! 2. I don’t want to be too mature or too sensible, I just want to be a childish ghost by your side, who can accompany you through difficulties and be protected by you. 3. Now, the word "good night" seems to have become a necessary politeness. Who knows whether I will sleep or not, but the topic is over anyway. 4. If I disappear in the middle of chatting with you, please don’t think that I don’t like chatting with you. Maybe I went out to play, maybe the Internet speed is too fast for me, or maybe I went shopping in space when you didn’t reply to me. , I forgot while shopping, or my computer is stuck, or my parents suddenly broke into my house, or I couldn’t bear to wait for your message and fell asleep. In short, don’t think that I don’t like chatting with you, I don’t. If I chat with you, I will ignore you. 5. No matter whether you are sad or happy, thank you for meeting me. Say sentences in a more personal way. 6. Only when the tears are gone can the knot in my heart be untied. 7. Many people and many things have already become vague outlines in my memory. 8. We always feel that we are still young and can still greedily enjoy all the good things. Later, we are surprised to find that we don’t know when we started to see the cannonballs clearly in the sugar coating, read the murderous intention behind the smile, and also know how to deal with perfunctory and take advantage of the situation. There are many things that he never thought about facing. On the surface, he is harmless to humans and animals, but the knife for self-defense is always clutched behind his back and never leaves his hand. 9. I understand all the principles, but I just don’t like to reason! 10. Sometimes two people who chatted happily on the Internet stopped talking so much when they met, maybe because they couldn't send emoticons face to face.

11. You don’t fall in love, study hard, play games, watch TV, and have no friends to talk to. Why do you still go to bed so late every day? Why? Why? 12. I just want to find someone who loves me and loves me. To put it bluntly, it means protecting my shortcomings. I know my problems. What I want is someone who protects me and won’t let me go when I’m sad. It’s me who takes off my guard and reveals my true colors in front of you and you come over. You're so bad for hugging someone who says it's okay instead of telling me what's wrong with you. I don't need to be with someone like that, and I'm not sick. 13. The great youth cannot be wasted in bed, but many beautiful things in life happen in bed. 14. There is such a person, even if you haven't contacted him for several years, you can identify him as that person just by looking at his back from a distance! 15. If there is a girl living in her heart, then please never let her grow up and please protect her. 16. There is always a person who always lives in my heart, but is no longer in my life. What cannot be forgotten are memories, what continues is life, many people come and go around me, but there is always a place that has not changed. 17. I hope you will cover my eyes with your palms before my tears fall, and then say that my eyes only look best when I smile. I hope you will hug me tightly when I am expressionless, and then say, you Never pretend to be strong in front of me. I hope that when I feel wronged, you will put my head on your shoulders, stroke my hair and say it doesn’t matter. Even if everyone doesn’t believe you, you still have me. . 18. Don't be stupid enough to measure your relationship by the length of time you've known each other. 19. He doesn't speak warm words, and he doesn't have a personality that is loved by everyone. 20. Some words, the more you hesitate to say them, the more beautiful they sound. twenty one. If you don’t have it, you want to have it; if you have it, you want freedom. If you are good-looking, you will be called plastic surgery. If you are not good-looking, you will be called ugly. If you wear revealing clothing, you will be called coquettish. If you dress cute, you will be called childish. If you are rich, you will show off. Rich or poor, you pretend to be cool. If you don’t have money, no one will care about you. Sometimes if you get angry, others will think you have a bad temper. If you hold back your words, others will think you are easy to bully. There is no clear right or wrong. Just do whatever you like. That's it, don't take it for fun to comment on other people's lives, you are vulgar. twenty two. Cherish the first meeting, after all, you will never see me so quiet, shy and aloof in the future. twenty three. I have always missed the unexplored love between high school and my roommate. Now I am 40 years old and have never been in a relationship. My parents arrange blind dates for me everywhere. One day, my mother called me and said that I had arranged a blind date. I ran over and saw that the girl turned out to be my high school classmate! My head was burning with excitement, and I asked hesitantly: Are you okay? She lowered her head and said: Are you going to have a blind date with my daughter?