Accompany my mother to deal with violations in the traffic police brigade

My sister said that I used to like a senior and stayed with him, afraid to look up and talk. His hands are beautiful, and his clothes always smell of soap. Later, when he became his girlfriend, he realized that this idiot always threw his clothes into the bucket and stepped on them, and then hung them out to dry without washing soap bubbles.

Accompany my mother to deal with violations in the traffic police brigade. . . elder brother . A man came in and said, "My wife is driving. Help me increase the fine. Half a day later, the traffic police gave him a sympathetic look, "2 1000". . . I knew it, this loser! " "What's your car?" "Camry" "Oh, you have to pay a fine. If the van is just thrown away. . "Throw it away. . . All right. . . I laughed until I got hurt. . .

Once my father was drunk, my mother said to him, "Drink this to relieve the hangover." My father replied firmly, "No". I really can't stand watching my father like that. I grabbed the glass from my mother and said to my father, "Are you brothers?" If you are a brother, then do it. "Dad can grab the glass and say," Good! I'll do it first! " Mom was stunned on the spot. ...

Q, what is the most disgusting thing? Xiao Jia: Eat shit! By the way, what's more disgusting than eating a lump of shit? Xiao Qiang: Have two! Keep asking. What's more disgusting than eating two pieces of shit? Xiao sai replied: eat two pieces of shit, there are Flammulina velutipes in the shit, and it's just right! It won't buckle! ! ! ! !

My girlfriend asked me to buy a box of water for my mother at night. After I answered the phone, I immediately moved a box of ice dew and sent it there. My girlfriend called just now and was furious: "Ah, let you buy perfume and you buy a box of mineral water!" " "

On my way home from work last night, I suddenly saw a boy in a hat fighting with someone. His back is familiar, so I can recognize him carefully. Isn't that my son? I rushed up to catch him: "smelly boy, you don't come home from school, and you fight with people on the road!" " My son replied nervously, "Dad, you have mistaken me for someone else." ..."

I want to cry, but I can't find a job as a farmer and agricultural technician, so I have to stay at home. I rent land in other places to grow gold, plums, eagles, peaches and nectarines, and I often go to other places to give technical guidance to other people's farms. My brothers and sisters have helped me, and the city people pity me as a farmer. I hope the society will be fairer. Thank you.

On the weekend, a couple quarreled, and the man was impatient: "What do you like about me?" Woman: "I just like that you are a man. I dare you not to change! " "

A company got together to do an activity. Leaders write rubbish while writing elites on the ground. Tell employees to stand on their side. As a result, everyone stood on the side of the elite, and only one employee stood on the side of the garbage. The employees are laughing at him, saying that this man is really stupid. The leader was also curious and asked him why he was standing here. He replied: only garbage will be crowded into a pile, and elites are just individuals. The leader immediately promoted him.

A female lawyer quarreled with her husband and she was crying. Suddenly, the client called, and she sat up in shock as she lay dying. Five minutes have passed. Husband: What was that noise just now? Oh, yes, it looks like you are crying. Do you want to continue? I don't know why I can't feel it. . [yi tooth] [yi tooth]

On her birthday, he rushed to the restaurant late 10 minutes. She was very angry. He said there was a traffic jam. She said you lied to me. Half an hour ago, I saw you 50 meters away from me with my mobile phone! He was speechless for a moment. At this time, the waiter next to him said: this gentleman just cooked in the kitchen by himself … her tears flowed down unwillingly … then the waiter gave him a red face and secretly tidied up his messy hair …

Sentences that can't be with children

When a child is sick, he cries alone. The whole world is fighting, and one person is fighting! I feel guilty that I can't be with my daughter when she needs me most.

Sentences that can't be with children

At this time, I especially want to go home, not because I miss home, but because I know how much my parents miss me, and their lonely and hard-working children can't be with them. I'm really ashamed. I just hope they can be healthy, safe and all is well. This year, I must thank myself, for never giving up, for always trying, for getting better and better, for my firm ideals and beliefs, and for my never-disillusioned dreams. The harder I work, the more I believe that everything will be lucky. I'm waiting to meet my better self. I love you who will always love me.

Second, some things are really wonderful. I didn't know until I saw him holding a baby today that the order of appearances in life is really important. No matter whether it's a step earlier or a step later, it can't be me with him. It turns out that he has such a gentle side, but not me. Good morning, good afternoon and good night without me.

Third, I suddenly found myself an impressionable person, especially susceptible to external emotions. When I heard a mother call her child on the subway and said that her mother missed you very much, I suddenly wanted to cry. I know we feel the same way. We all miss our children, but we can't be with them. At that moment, many people were like me, especially my parents who were far away from home, thinking of their relatives far away. . .

Sometimes I doubt whether my decision is selfish. My parents have become empty nesters. I just graduated, and I can't let them live a good life soon. I can't stay with them, nor can I give them material satisfaction. 365 days a year, 350 days can't see each other. Are most children like me?

Five, my father's life mileage is not long, and the doctor said that it will be half a year at most! And I can't be with him all the time in my present situation! I don't know what to do except helplessness. I am pregnant this year, and I am more worried about him than about myself. Finally, my twins lost a baby. Giving birth to a baby was originally a festive event, but I go to Lacrimosa every day! I gave birth here, and then my father found out the tumor. My life is very painful! What should I do?

I miss Mr. Chen on the night shift on New Year's Eve, but I can't be like a child. I can't be called his burden if I want to grow up.

7. At present, the number of left-behind children has reached a great height. Many people blame the parents of these children, accusing them of working all the time and having no time, and accusing them of not being with their children.

Eight, you accompany me to grow up slowly, and I accompany you to grow old slowly. This seems to be such a warm picture, but can children grow up in such an environment? The love of many parents deprives children of the right to grow up. Is it to encourage children to stay with their parents forever and be a neet? You can never have your cake and eat it. I don't want my children to do this anyway. I hope she leaves her parents' wings and goes outside to taste the ups and downs of life, so that she can come for nothing.

9. When the child grew up day by day and she couldn't be with her every day, she decided to quit her job and find a full-time job.

The most painful year has passed. Good luck. Come on. God, I know you will take care of me. I can't be with my parents and children this year. We are very close, but we can't spend the New Year together.

1 1. When we have our own children, we will realize that our parents are very kind to us and have worked hard to raise us. I feel inexplicably sad when I think about myself who is not sensible. I can't accompany him for the New Year, and my heart suddenly feels so sad.

In my mother's eyes, I will always be a child. I am still a child, but my mother is gray-haired. Time, time, slow down, don't let my mother get old again. Now I am far away from home to work, and I can't stay with my parents every day as before, so I cherish being able to go home and spend more time with them every day.

Thirteen, we should watch a good movie every day. The two movies I watched these two days are similar in one place, that is, the contradiction between children and parents. Most parents want their children to stay with them all their lives, don't question their views and obey them forever. Children, they are individuals, they have ideas, and everyone has their own ideas. I don't think filial piety forbids children to question and put forward their own ideas, right?

You can't take your children if you want to work, and you can't work if you choose to take your children with you. You can't have it both ways.

Fifteen, the difference between growing up and not growing up is so big. . . . . I really regret bringing the child here. . . Can't get true love! ! There is only obvious eccentricity. . . I really hate not being with him and watching him grow up. . . . Heart tired. . . If he was really capable, we wouldn't be like this. . . Hate, hate. . .

At the age of sixteen, my grandfather passed away. The soldier who once resisted US aggression and aided Korea held his last breath, waiting for all his children to come back, and then slowly closed his eyes, but I couldn't stay with him and see him for the last time. I really hope this is a dream. When I wake up, my grandfather will still smile at my children and wave to me at the other end of the video. If time could be repeated, I would rather spend the last few nights with my grandfather without a baby in my stomach and send him the last journey.

Seventeen, three days off, three days with the children, these three days can be seen that he is very happy, showing a happy expression from time to time. I feel guilty to see him so happy. As a parent, I can't always be with my children. This regret is irreparable.

Eighteen years old, sometimes confused, wondering what the marriage is for? Parents can't meet every day, they can't accompany their parents during holidays, they have to endure the pain of pregnancy in October, and they have to work hard to have a child with a different surname. After that, you will fall into big and small problems, such as out of shape, hair loss, urinary incontinence and gynecological diseases. Only people who have given birth will understand. Working during the day to earn money and going home at night to cook, wash and mop the floor for the children, or watching the children around the stove without income during the day, reaching out and asking their father for some money to spend, then even the other party felt that it was contempt to look at themselves? The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are contradictory and can't help complaining. On the other hand, they got angry and shouted that it was my mother. She has done too much for this family. I don't allow anyone to say anything about her. Ok, forget it, but she has worked for you for more than 20 years, hasn't she? Not me. I can't finish the housework every day, watching the children who don't grow up, and I am carefully afraid that doing something wrong and saying something wrong will cause an uproar. Why do women live like this? We are spoiled princesses of mom and dad's family. When you get married, you become someone else's nanny. 50,000 yuan to marry me and a160,000 car to go home, what are you still wronged? Why are you getting married? Stop saying that because of love, there is no love in marriage.

19. Murphy said: As for our parents, they can't stay with us forever. They will leave before us. For the sake of our children, we can't stay with them forever. We'll be ahead of them. Therefore, we should cherish the people who can accompany us for a lifetime.

Twenty, listening to this song in the sun can not help but burst into tears, like a song written for children. I'm a little busy these days and can't spend much time with her. When I come back to put her to bed, I will snuggle up to you and hold your hand all the time. How many times do you wake up in the morning, Mom? \ With questions, I am looking forward to and worried. After the response, I went to see her, looking calm and satisfied. I heard the phone call in the middle of the night last night, woke up and found how to run and stand at the door to send her back to sleep, but I couldn't sleep for a long time. jasmine

No matter how old we are, as long as we are sick, our parents will never leave, serving tea, feeding medicine and covering the quilt. When parents are sick, too many people can only call home, because for whatever fucking reasons, such as study and work, they can't always be with their parents and take care of them. What the fuck is the use of raising children?

22. I really envy children of good families. My parents buy them new clothes every Spring Festival, but I can't be like them. I want nothing. As long as my parents are by my side, I am satisfied. Every New Year, I envy my grandparents who have parents around, but I have never met them. If only time could go back.

23. Xiaoxiao has a cold, fever, cough, runny nose and sneezing! But I still have a good time and don't cry when I feel uncomfortable. Sleep quietly when you are tired of playing! The better the child, the more guilty I feel. I really can't be happy with Xiao Sheng because he is ill this time, but I will be with you at the weekend! Haha, I really envy the mother who can accompany her children every day!

Twenty-four, since Valentine's Day, two children take turns to get sick. Because of my work, I, a mother, can't be with them dutifully, spend the New Year with them and take care of them wholeheartedly. Seeing the child's uncomfortable appearance several times, tears will come out, fearing that the child will see the distressed mother endure.

Twenty-five, adults make mistakes, but they want their children to pay the bill. For the sake of children, can you endure or endure more? In fact, most of the time, we can overcome it by giving in to each other. Our willfulness and bad temper solved the temporary anger, but brought endless harm to the children. I love my child, but I can't be with him. Watching him grow up day by day, I cried many times because I was afraid that he would be bullied by his future stepmother. The fact is that his father found a woman who wouldn't let him take care of the children. The child has a fever and won't even let him go back and take him to the hospital! Every time, we have to make a scene. Fortunately, my father only listened to her at first, and gradually, his emotional focus was biased towards the children. To this end, he quarreled with that woman many times and even got into a fight. But he still doesn't dare to go home to see the children often. When she is away, he always goes home quietly to see the children and his parents. In a sense, that woman succeeded. She said she wouldn't make me feel better because I used to call her mistress and she was old and ugly. But I'm also talking about the truth I saw.

Twenty-six, now that the baby is sick, how many of them are accompanied by parents? How many children have their own grandparents, or are accompanied by grandparents? -Give it to parents who can't accompany their children, and spend more time with them.

Twenty-seven, it's another Spring Festival, so I can't go home for the Spring Festival this year. At this time of year, I feel particularly distressed for my parents. Children from other families can spend the New Year with their parents, have family reunions and visit relatives and friends, while you can only watch. I really want to say sorry to my parents. Since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety have been in a dilemma. I hope you can take care of yourself, and I can be with you when I come home from the army.

Twenty-eight, today is the third day of my arrival in Kathmandu, Nepal. It seems that after several months, I feel homesick every day. Watching the children play, I will think of my lovely son, but unfortunately I can't stay with him. In the video with my parents, although they look good on the surface, I know that this is the first time I have left them, not at home for the New Year, and just spent the New Year with them for the first time, and I am very unhappy.

Twenty-nine, thirty today. My mother is in MICU hospital. After visiting her brother in the morning, she went home to take a shower and wash clothes in the afternoon. Husband and children have all returned to their hometown. Thank you for your understanding. I am here instead of going back to my hometown. Although I can't be with my mother, I feel closer. Pray for God to bless mother's early recovery! God, please give us your great love, please heal your mother's illness yourself and let her recover soon! Amen!

30. For those who can't stay with our children every day, every time we take her to the place where we live, it's actually a satisfying trip, even if it's only for a day or two, no matter how hard it is!

Say it's funny to violate the rules, say it's funny to violate the rules and impose fines, and say it's funny to be a character.

1, the line was pressed last week, and it was speeding this week. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

2. I just finished the wedding banquet today, thinking that the traffic police would definitely not check the car. I bravely drove home, drove slowly and saw a beautiful woman who looked familiar. I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I'd take you by the way. After the sister paper came up, I frowned and said that I didn't wear a uniform today. Next time I catch it, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Didn't you go to the traffic police detachment two days ago to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper?

3. A man said to his girlfriend: I dreamed yesterday that I built a love hut in your heart that belongs to both of us. Woman: I'm so touched. But my mother said: that's illegal construction.

4. Anonymous was driving a long-distance sports car, but the speed was only 25-30KM/H, and suddenly a traffic policeman jumped out and stopped her car; Miss is startled: Did I break the rules? Traffic Police: Please drive faster!

Good habits and quality are bound by strict laws and regulations. When someone occupies the road, illegally builds or drives illegally; It is always the law enforcers who are accused, not the lawbreakers. Laws and regulations are weak in front of powerful people, but in front of ordinary people, I am poor and I am a farmer, just like a burnt onion. On the zebra crossing in Germany, pedestrians are allowed to pass by cars, otherwise they will be fined or even sentenced. Pedestrians who don't walk the zebra crossing will also be severely punished.

6, I went to buy a glass of water, and then, a list of violations, I donated living expenses to the bandits!

7. Mom, is it so hard to break the rules? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also convenient for innovation.

A group of noble policemen are punishing illegal animals. She got lost on a dusty street corner.

9. It's funny to stand at the bus stop early in the morning and watch the traffic police post beef jerky on the opposite side for illegal parking.

10, a group of noble policemen are punishing illegal animals, and no one cares about crying silently.

1 1. What the fuck are you? Don't you have a B number in your heart? If J8 looks long, it is illegal. What is the use of height? Just like your B, your height is inversely proportional to your IQ, right?

12, safety is the foundation of life, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

13, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right? You are illegal!

14. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 800 yuan, and went to the bank to pay. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown to get something the next day and never paid for it. You have to pay money today, and you have to pay a late fee of 360. Only 20 days. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank to get 360 yuan interest.

15, downloaded an illegal query software, and the data has not changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.

16, today is really a bad day! I am extremely irritable, impatient to drive illegally, and then I will be depressed if I get caught in the car door. Come and help me.

17, the traffic police stopped a speeding car. Traffic police: I have honked the horn. Why don't you stop? Oh, I didn't hear you honk! Then I should record it like this-speeding violation.

18, the electronic violation handling hall is crowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIp Sister. . .

19, allow me to build a beautiful hut in your heart, and never pay attention to what others say is illegal construction.

20. From 8: 00 p.m. to 3: 00 a.m., violation of the number limit will be punished 100, and it will take eight hours to travel 44 kilometers back and forth, regardless of the fuel cost, which is extremely unfavorable. . .

2 1, I didn't violate the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams a month. I wonder if any of them ran a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!

22. Yesterday, I saw a friend send a message on WeChat in the circle, saying that his husband and wife often played pranks. For example, the young couple went to the supermarket, and the husband was holding his wife, but the wife said, "Brother-in-law, don't do this." Sometimes playing the role of cross-dressing in real life is not only funny, but also has some unexpected effects. For example, the female driver who violated the law cursed and punished her police comrade: you damn fool.

I tried to build a house with my own dream, but in the end it was only a temporary illegal building, which could not stand the wind and rain and historical aesthetics.

Traffic police Spring Festival travel rush grabbed banners and slogans

1, Spring Festival travel rush is safe at peak, and connected with ten thousand families, you and I can travel safely!

2, traffic police warm reminder: relatives look forward to coming, I wish you a safe return!

3, wait for pedestrians for a second, care for life!

4. Take care of your life, and don't take overcrowded cars, scrapped cars, low-speed trucks and tractors.

5. Obey traffic laws and regulations, maintain traffic order, build harmonious traffic and build a safe Shangyu.

6. Consciously abide by the laws and regulations on road traffic safety and make every effort to ensure the safe and orderly traffic in Spring Festival travel rush!

7. Have a nice trip and come home safely!

8. Spring Festival travel rush urged traffic safety to start from me and consciously resisted traffic violations!

9. Ten accidents are nine times faster, and motorcyclists should love themselves.

10, the "sick car" is forbidden to go on the road, and the bus is not allowed to be overcrowded!

1 1. Strictly investigate and deal with illegal acts to ensure traffic safety in Spring Festival travel rush.

12, obey the traffic laws, and peace is with you.

13, for everyone's safety, don't hold the steering wheel after drinking.

14, don't drink while driving, don't drive after drinking!

15, remember to be safe and go home safely.

16, Harmonious Spring Festival travel rush, Safe Shangyu.

17, join the traffic safety competition in Spring Festival travel rush to win the first battle of traffic safety in the new year!

18, consciously abide by traffic laws and regulations, and ensure smooth and safe roads in Spring Festival travel rush.

19, Spring Festival travel rush grabs peace, and the truth is full of people!

20. Care for life and travel safely, starting from me and starting from you.

2 1, civilized traffic, you, me and him, travel safely to meet Spring Festival travel rush.

22, car life in hand, safe driving in mind!

23, harmonious Spring Festival travel rush, safe travel.

24, rain, snow and fog, speed limit.

25, Spring Festival reunion, don't forget the traffic safety.

26. Ensure road traffic safety during Spring Festival travel rush and create a peaceful and festive atmosphere!

27. Take a careful road and bring a warm home.

28, traffic police tip: relatives hope you can go home safely, please drive carefully!

29. Take the safe road and remember that slow is better than fast. Don't forget to be polite when driving a civilized car.

30. Driving is not illegal, and you have a happy home.

3 1. Strengthen passenger transport management in Spring Festival travel rush and improve service quality in Spring Festival travel rush!

32, driving is not greedy for alcohol, peace and happiness will last forever.

33. The Traffic Police Brigade and the Drivers' Association wish you good luck and a safe journey during the Spring Festival!

34, standardize traffic order, investigate and deal with traffic violations, to ensure the safety of Spring Festival travel rush!

35, abide by the law, pay attention to safety, and drive family reunion carefully!

36. Life is the most expensive and peace is the best.

Safety is the best benefit, and peace is the blessing of the whole family!

38. Please don't drive the vehicle for speeding, overcrowding, drunkenness, unlicensed and fatigue.

39. Travel in a civilized way, walk in a civilized way, protect life and travel safely.

40, no speeding, no overcrowding, no drunk driving, no fatigue driving!

4 1. Be a civilized person, drive a civilized car and take a civilized road.

42. Care about other people's lives and don't drive an "overcrowded car"; Pay attention to your own safety and don't take the "overcrowded car"!