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The joke of the bar essence satirizes the sentence of the bar essence (123 sentence)
2. Is kiwifruit the same as kiwifruit?
Do you want a three-yuan key, a pair of ten-yuan keys and three for you?
Do you know that one plus one equals two? Do I have to send it? who are you
You know you'll be refuted.
6, wear iron powder logo, saying that people are eighteen lines.
7. My underwear is cooler than yours. What can you do?
8. Line? How do you define the 18th line? Who is on line 17? Why is he not on the 17th line?
9. Are you still gloating? You didn't sow discord, did you?
10, do you think the college entrance examination is over? No postgraduate entrance examination?
1 1. Did you find the object? Ha ha ha ha ha every day.
12, why don't we who are trying to live here have to refuel?
13, do you think she is only so shameless? She is still a pig!
14, the rain girl has no melon, so she can go by herself.
15, some people know a math problem, but they don't know how ridiculous it is. Hehe, you have to show off your IQ. Are you awesome?
16, just say yes. Nobody cares about you anyway.
17, don't think I don't know what you want to say. What sense of existence are you looking for here?
18, did you eat too much pig feed? This is very interesting.
19, what's the big deal? How great is it? Why is it great? Why not elaborate? It's confusing.
20. Does this make you happy? Are you happy here? Who allows you to be happy? Why don't you laugh when you are happy?
2 1, stew you to improve the food of mountain children?
22. Do you know how many deaf-mute children are eager to talk, but you are here to tell us not to talk? Who are you?
23. Line? You are counting your forehead lines.
24. I think you are Grandpa Yuan who made you eat too much.
25. Why didn't you care about national affairs when you were so broad?
26. If you can't have children, just say so, and don't always recognize your son.
27. What's so funny? What on earth made you laugh? Make it clear, is it hot 1 that makes you laugh, or is it hot comment 2 that makes you laugh and makes you say it but can't say it? If it's not funny, just say it. You don't have to pretend like this. hypocritical
I can beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
29, then can children in mountainous areas eat enough if you knock on the keyboard?
30, that oh word is too yin and yang! ! ?
3 1, can you call or not? How did Weibo call? Tell me. Can you come out from the phone screen and hit me? Hmm? Come on! Hit me? That's a fight, okay? You don't even know this? Did you graduate from primary school? You just play Weibo? Hmm?
32. Your typing is different. Is that what you said?
33. Are you crying with a hammer? Wonderful hammer!
34. Why did you pick out your left nostril? You will be unhappy if you neglect your right nostril so much.
35. Do you think you are a pug? Ha ha ha?
36. Isn't forwarding wonderful? What are you talking about there?
37. Just hit five. Whose traffic do you despise?
38. Does this make you laugh like this?
39. Are you waiting in line? Are you laughing here?
40. What, do you want everyone to sing together?
4 1. What's so strange when others can't see it?
42. Don't learn what is good, but learn what is bad.
43. Did you start blind pairing after12 permission?
44. What happened to your wireless topic?
45. I can't deny giving you extra points.
46. It is better to be filial to your parents than to have time to laugh.
47. Why not forward more state affairs?
I don't know if they are different, but I think you are like a fool.
49. what I cann't believe you like pigs .
50. Haven't you heard of it? 1? 1=0
5 1, smile, smile when paying? Interesting. Then why don't you forward it?
52. Smile at the hammer and cry for me at once.
53、? Are you stupid? What do you like?
54. Don't tell? I insist on talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking.
55. Brother, this is the standard answer!
56. Didn't you ask us to fight? What are you worried about now? Too idle. Yes
57. Do what you want, no one will chop off your hand.
58. I was great today? Yesterday was not so good? Wasn't the day before yesterday great?
59. Is this funny? What are you looking at that is not funny? Is your smile in Mariana Trench? Please smile.
60. I didn't speak at all. This is typing.
6 1, isn't it wonderful? Look down on praise
62. "Like it, like it. What sense of existence are you looking for here? "
63. Did you just make an expression? There are many people in the back who think that people can't read.
64. Am I the only one who thinks you are gloating? Why don't you have time to chat with your parents?
65. Do you have to tell me? You are the only one with eyes.
66. Do you want to be an orphan?
67. Have you learned? Only you have eyes? We can't learn, so you learned?
68. If you find it boring, do you comment a lot?
69. Why didn't you say it? I won't tell you unless you tell me? What do you care if I say or not? I said, I not only said I called, but also called in your building to show you. If you don't let me say I'm partial, I'll just say it.
70. Immediately, blood was drawn from the left nostril, and it was still buckled.
7 1, what are you happy about? Look at your bank card balance.
72. What are you laughing at? Do you have teeth to show off day by day?
73. Are you the coolest? Think of yourself as a potted vegetable.
74. Sister Bang: What's the matter with you? Why is this not sticky?
75. What, Sister Bang can only be shameless? She can also have no breasts, no head and no ass or something.
76. Who is better if I am not good? Who is better than me? Who do you care about better than me?
Am I the only one who finds your comments boring?
78. Does it matter to you? Is the essence wonderful? It's too broad. It's good to know something beautiful in your heart. No one else wants to know.
79. What, 1 1 is equal to 2 for simple math problems, and can be equal to king for word-making problems. For chemical problems, 1 1 may not be two. If a whole piece of stagnant water is mixed with a volume of alcohol, the volume of the solution will not be two.
80. What happened? Can't you be my grandfather?
8 1, have you considered the feeling of the H key after playing so much Doha? It doesn't want to tremble wildly. It also has relatives. Have you thought about it? You didn't. You only have yourself in your heart.
82. Do you like her older? Like she doesn't take a shower?
83. Finally, add a speaker, the girl is cool.
84. If you learn something, you can quickly forget it.
85. Will you give me pocket money? Can you clean my shopping cart? Will you buy me a house? Did you pay for all my college expenses since I was a child?
86. Yes, you are the only one. You are the only one.
87. I'm afraid people won't know that you have bad breath and your mouth is so big.
88. If you find it boring, is it interesting to say it?
89. I am a child in a mountainous area. I ate two sweet potatoes today, but I'm still a little hungry. Who can invite me to dinner?
90. What have you learned? Why are young people so arrogant now?
9 1, only know hahahahahaha, hee hee hee?
92. Why don't our college graduates deserve to be cheered?
93. Then you didn't forward it either! Does it match well?
94. The essence of leverage is the essence, and you have successfully mastered the essence yourself.
95. Sisters go out to see more of the world. Come on, you are short-sighted. What is the 18th line? Can we cook and paste ourselves here?
96. You can support a child's tuition for one year with one meal now. Why don't you eat?
97. If you have time to learn this, it is better to honor your parents.
98. Laugh when you are funny. What's the point of saying it?
99. Hehe, they are all fruits, and they are also high and low. The moon is more round abroad.
100, laugh at your horse day by day, ha ha ha ha, what's the point? I don't know what's so funny about you laughing all day.
10 1. Your happiness is based on the embarrassment of others. You have no sympathy at all. Are you still human? It's okay. Don't brush Weibo. Read more books.
102, pineapple and pineapple are the same, just eat them with shells. I don't know cherry and cherry. People you know can't afford it.
103, can't I refuel my tricycle?
104, every day is sour. Drink more hot water. What happened?
105, why are you so happy, because everyone ignores you? Also, why only send this symbol? Do other symbols match or not? What happened to you!
106, I really don't blame you, just discussing the problem, okay? Is there always a sense of superiority in posting these math problems that others can't understand?
107, why should the college entrance examination be refueled? Don't you have to refuel for the midterm and final exams?
108, isn't that what you want to see, woman?
109, pure passerby, I really think everyone is better than Sister Bang.
1 10, China-US trade war is so serious, why pick your nose?
1 1 1, hehe, where is the irony? The keyboard is so easy to knock!
1 12, do you feel that you have nothing to say to me?
1 13, am I the only one who thinks that Sister Bang is not worth liking?
1 14, don't refute, don't accept, don't refute? Why force others to listen to you? Isn't that selfish?
1 15, is it wonderful or not? Others can't see it themselves?
1 16, if you learn comments, don't learn them if you like them?
1 17, picking nose excrement under someone else's Weibo?
1 18. What are you, a professional fortune teller?
1 19, I doubt that the owners on this floor will laugh and cry.
120, does your hand disability make everyone like you?
12 1. Did you get it on a tattoo? This guy looks at you in an ostentatious manner.
122, is refueling free? 93 # oil, 97 or diesel oil? Do you have a car? Let's go Hmm?
123, there is a gap between molecules 1 12.
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