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Qq Signature Domineering Girl qq Talk about Daquan Domineering Girl Edition (59 sentences)

1, mom said that if you kissed me, you would marry me.

If you don't like me, don't be nice to me, lest I fall in love with you and don't want it.

Conquering you with tears will make me look down on myself.

Don't look at me with sparkling eyes, I will be shy.

You are right, but I don't listen to you.

6, youth is limited, don't waste time for people who don't love themselves!

7. Be a rich woman who is addicted to men's colors and make money at her own expense.

8, into the rotten door is as deep as the sea, and from then on, it is a passerby.

9. You can't understand the experience of a handsome guy choking on his own saliva.

10, please move out of my heart when I come back.

1 1, male god, after marriage, I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for beauty.

12, my good sisters are not many, but they are all qualified.

13, I have a bad temper because of lack of sleep. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

14, the phone has been dropped so many times, I think my height saved it.

15, don't be sad, dear girl, there are sisters here.

16, listen, if anyone breaks my sister's wings, I will destroy the whole heaven.

17, gave the future mother-in-law a bad review, and the delivery was too slow.

18, being able to eat, drink and sleep is my only advantage.

19, the most vicious sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

20. I am happy at the thought of changing from an old woman in grade three to a girl in grade one.

2 1, the sunshine is so good that I can't run.

22. When I can't find the long and short sides of the quilt, I feel that the whole person is making Indian cakes.

23. A person who changes his mind is like a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it away!

24. You must like me, otherwise I will look useless.

I warn you not to praise my beauty behind my back next time, but to my face if you have the ability.

26, I hope to get a heart, don't always blind date!

I am relieved to see that the person you like is uglier than me.

28. If you love me, kiss me, hug me, touch me and fuck me.

29, don't compare others with me, after all, I am not others!

30. Do you want to know me? Study the weather first.

3 1, 10,000 people are not as miserable as one person, and 10,000 people are not as familiar as one person.

Honey, just go home when the waves are enough. I'll wait for you at home with a knife.

I miss you, everywhere. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever done behind your back.

Don't love others, others are not as lovely as me.

35. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.

Aunt, lend me your son, and I'll give you two grandchildren next time!

37. Girl, I'm very proud. I'm forward and backward.

No one will treat you as a treasure, only you love yourself.

39. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

40. Memories are nothing. Even if my mother likes you, as long as you dare to mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!

4 1, teasing me is one thing, but not getting it is another.

Please don't talk under the air conditioner, I don't want to listen to cynicism.

43. An attractive woman has enough willpower to resist a man's attack and enough charm to prevent a man from retreating.

44. Wear sexy clothes no matter how cold it is!

45. My girlfriend lent my boyfriend a show instead of returning the grass mud horse.

46, ups and downs, you just like Sao.

47. It's not your turn to tell me what to do in my world.

48. How many girls only wear pajamas at home and don't change clothes until they die?

49. Run away from my eyes with my sister's contempt for you.

50, male, you are very handsome and drag. If you want to play with love, please go home and grow good food first.

5 1, let me feel good, don't be indecisive for you.

52. I'm still cute at my age. I am really a sinner.

53, you have to believe that you are not useless, at least you are sick!

54. Anyone should be wary of his girlfriend and shut her boyfriend out.

55. We shy people are always mistaken for high cold.

56, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.

57. The most beautiful thing is not rainy days, but me.

58. What's wrong with being fat? This just shows that my thin body can no longer accommodate my great enthusiasm.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.