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Cute sentences that show off weight ridicule themselves for losing weight and wanting to gain some meat.

1, I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

2. The best things are often unexpected and come by accident.

Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

4, all my troubles are in my heart, no wonder I can't lose weight.

5, arguing about losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

6. I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

7. Eat! Let food fill the emptiness in my heart!

8. The person who suits you best is often unexpected.

9. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

10, summer is coming, let's lose weight together. Share the second of a fat penguin. The pot under his feet is his future job. It's so cute.

1 1, for such a tall thing as losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

12, I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

13, not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

14, every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

15. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

16, I saw the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: go to * * * to lose weight!

17, I'm full, I'm full, and I still remember my great cause of losing weight!

18, when it comes to wanting to invest, the word "losing weight" is quite distracting.

19, finally put on the legendary s code, so happy.

20, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister is only five and a half pounds when she is the thinnest!

2 1, lose weight successfully! Keep it up in the future

22. I don't think it's necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and there are still four months to warm up!

23. Losing weight is called by fat people and done by thin people.

24, "I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to hold" and "uncomfortable to look at"

25. Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.

26. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will still leave you!

27. May all your sufferings become a joke in the future.

28. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

29. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

30. Although the aerobic exercise process is very tiring, the refreshing feeling after the end is still excellent. Try to lose weight in summer.