Can you give me a pretentious sentence? I want to send it to Moments.

Although everyone says that I am not handsome, I can’t take it too seriously because people’s hearts are apart.

As a humble person like me, I have always been at a disadvantage when dating my girlfriend, because once we break up, I will lose the person I love, while she will only lose a handsome guy.

At dinner in the evening, some people at the next table claimed that they wanted to beat me up. I laughed angrily, pointed at their noses and asked: There are no more than 1.6 billion people in China who dare to beat me up. Who do you think they are? They were so frightened that they only kicked me three times and ran away.

Young people, don’t be impatient. It takes time to accumulate experience and connections. When you reach my level, everything will fall into place. For example, if you want to go out to eat grilled cold noodles, a friend will come to pick you up and drop you off with just one phone call. The same is true in terms of controlling the wind and rain.

How hard do I have to work so that when people mention my greatest advantage, it is not my good looks.

On the way home, I was stopped by a girl asking for directions. Girls nowadays are so discerning that even when asking for directions, they have to look for a good-looking person.

Whenever I reach a crossroads in life and I don’t know how to advance or retreat, I have to remind myself to just be a handsome person for the time being. We’ll talk about the rest later.

No one has confessed to me this year. I feel ashamed. I don’t deserve to be so handsome.