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A woman drinks and makes friends.

A woman drinks and makes friends.

Women drink and make friends. It is inevitable that both men and women drink. Drinking is a way for them to vent their emotions. They also drink when they are sad or happy. Do you know the sentences that women drink to see their friends off?

Sentence 1 1, I propose a toast to the past. The story with you is not strong.

I want to get drunk with you and tell all the stories that love you.

Don't ask me if I can drink enough. I will pour three cups in front of my lover.

4. If you can't wait for the porridge in the morning, drink wine in the middle of the night.

I hate the smell of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk.

6. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

7. Here's to your carelessness and to my self-love.

8. Wine reminds me of you, but you forget me.

9, men drink to distinguish friends, women drink to know hooligans.

10, the drunken man raised his glass with a smile, but his eyes were full of tears.

1 1. I hate wine, but I like people who can make me drink.

12, wine can't make me drunk, but you break my heart.

13, people say that stories are better with wine, but they don't know that it makes people cry more easily.

14, don't drink, or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk is too sober, which reminds people of old feelings or old love.

15, don't contact anyone when you are drunk, don't make any decisions in the middle of the night, try to keep your affectation in your heart, and you will be glad you didn't say it at dawn.

16, you advised me not to drink, as if you care about me, but you don't know that the reason why I drink is you. You advised me not to stay up late, as if you cared about me, but you didn't know that you were the reason why I stayed up late.

17, if you can be comfortable, who will choose to be displaced? If this glass of wine can make me forget all my sadness, then I'll do it first.

18, here's to you. I respect you for coming into my life casually and ruining my life quietly. I did it. You're free!

19, don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. People who smoke have stories, while people who drink have worries.

20. I have been bothering for 20 years and have been confused for half my life. Don't wake up after gains and losses. Only wine glasses are the most intimate.

2 1, smoking posture is becoming more and more skilled, and lovers are becoming more and more casual. From three cups at that time to getting drunk now, it is depravity, not growth.

22. Many people say that they can't forget it, but they still drink it. The pursuit of drinking is not forgetting, but a temporary relief.

23. Being drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.

24. Too many people are drunk, too many people are tired and too many people are in no way back.

I used to be a teetotaler, but now I am addicted to alcohol. It's not that the wine is getting better, but that I'm drunk and you still belong to me.

26. Time will tell you that it is not the old man who succeeds, but the wine that hurts his throat.

27. You once told me that you have a story and I have wine. Let me accompany you for a lifetime. But it turned out to be just me, the story and the soul.

28. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

29. I don't like the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk! Getting drunk occasionally is a kind of mental decompression. Some people say that people who don't use perfume have no taste. People who can't drink are people who don't understand amorous feelings. In fact, what I fell in love with was not wine, but from the moment I picked up the glass, I put my mind into it bit by bit. I drank not only wine, but also a little bit of happiness, a little bit of sadness, a little bit of memory, a little bit of sadness, a little bit of thoughts, a little bit of stories that I couldn't tell others, and mixed the happy and unhappy into the wine. I did it! You're free! This is life! ! !

Porridge in the morning can fill your stomach, but wine in the middle of the night can fill your stomach.

Second, I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim!

Third, don't drink more than six points drunk, eat more than seven points full, and love more than eight points full, but most people are often drunk and full, and then love to be fools.

Fourth, drink if you have wine, and love if you have affection. Life is so short, it really passes after a few times of restraint.

Five, some people don't leave the wine for three sentences, and some people don't leave the sorrow for one sentence.

6. I am lonely and energetic. Would you like to go with me? Are you willing to get drunk and run for freedom!

7. Drink the wine you don't want to drink first, and those who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.

Eight, I hope you have endless wine in your dream, and you can live this drunken life when you wake up.

Nine, none of us can live like everyone is satisfied. Many things are like eating. Six or seven points is enough. Do not die.

Ten, hate the taste of wine, but like the feeling of being drunk.

Learning to smoke and drink will not last forever.

Twelve, don't drink, or get drunk, because the feeling of being half drunk is too sober, either reminding people of old love or reminding people of old love.

Thirteen, live, live by wine, drink by dreams, and accompany you by dreams.

Fourteen, loneliness is a pot of boiled wine, which can't be said after burning to the throat.

15. To yourself, drink a strong' audacity' poisoned wine. May your soul wander in this sinister world.

Sixteen, if you ask me what wine tastes like? I'm telling you, it's emotional

Don't cry alone, don't get drunk alone, and don't cry because it's not worth it.

Eighteen, wine in the stomach, things in the heart, there always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.

Nineteen, the most wanted words are in the eyes, in the manuscript box, in the dream, in the wine.

Don't contact anyone when you are drunk, and don't make any decisions in the middle of the night.

Twenty-one, drinking and crying, not drinking too much, is wronged; Smoking is bitter, not addictive, but annoying; I'm not lazy, I'm really tired.

Twenty-two, I have a story, that is, it is better to get drunk after spending a long night.

Twenty-three, if a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness of this year, then I will do it first.

24. I will never drink again. I can't sleep well when I'm drunk anyway. I don't like you anymore, and I can't change your love for me anyway.

Twenty-five, wine will not deceive people, but it will hurt people.

Twenty-six, wine can eliminate sorrow, but also add interest. But after waking up, it is a feeling: headache.

Twenty-seven years old, and since then, I have never talked about being together for a lifetime. From then on, I don't want to hold anyone's hand. Since then, I have never been in love until I was old.

It's twenty-eight, and the years are still long. You are kind-hearted, and eventually someone will accompany you to ride a horse and drink.

Twenty-nine, drunk, indulge your emotions through alcohol, don't pretend, don't mask, even if it's just this night, you should really love, hate and pursue your dreams.

Thirty, drunkenness is the minimum respect for drinking!

The third sentence 1, how deep the feelings are, the wine is almost stuffy.

2, drink until you vomit, and don't care about it.

3. Drink more and talk less.

4, a thousand cups of wine, one cup after another.

5, drink well, one cup after another, and then continue to fill.

6. It's unhealthy to drink all the time. It's ok to have a few drinks.

7. If you can't drink porridge in the morning, please fill it with wine at night.

8, drinking is to cultivate feelings, drink too much to have friendship.

9. I have been brave for too long and decided to live alone for you.

10, fight together, drink together, this is the brother.

1 1, sober people are not necessarily happy, so some people like wine.

12, wine is a catalyst for inspiration and emotion. It is said that this person wants to drink to the moon, and there are hundreds of drinking poems.

13, I learned to drink when I was alone, and I learned to smoke when I was alone, and it slowly deteriorated.

14, I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile on my lips, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

15, don't drink alone, it hurts your stomach, don't smoke alone, it hurts your lungs, and don't wait for him, it hurts.

16, wine can't make me drunk, but you break my heart.

17, a person, a person doing things, a person lonely, a person drinking.

18, a person's world, a person listening to music, a person walking, a person drinking, a person sad, a person happy, a person talking, a person humming, a person waiting for the moon to set in the morning, a person through the ups and downs.

19, drinking can make me relax, but I can't drink alone.

20, people don't hit me, I don't hit people; Someone dunks, I dunk!

2 1, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get.

22. Drink no more than six minutes drunk, eat no more than seven minutes full, and love a person no more than eight years old.

23, like a pair of shoes to wear him out, like a person to accompany him to drink silently.

24, men drink friends, women drink hooligans.

25, the road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink?

Please don't cheat a kind girl. There are too few kind girls in this world. Feel the mood of life.

27. It's not that I don't like sleeping, I don't like the feeling after waking up, I don't like drinking, I like the emptiness after being drunk.

28, I drown my sorrows in wine, who knows that it actually learned to swim! Give it back to him? Learn to dive!

29, wine becomes sorrow, tears become acacia.

30. I am playing dumb whether I drink or not.