Follow dad to "travel"

On this day, my sister's mother-in-law was hospitalized. My sister took her mother to visit the hospital and left the child with my father and me.

My sister said, let yo-yo play in the house, don't play with dirt.

I took out my leisurely toys and scattered them all over the floor. Father looked thoughtfully at yo-yo. She sat on the mat and talked to a doll.

My dad said, you see how poor children are now. They play with machines or plastics. These things are all dead things, and the more you play, the more stupid you become. People have to play with creatures.

I said, isn't this interesting? Not since I was a kid. Besides chasing dogs and chickens all day, it's just pee and mud. I want a doll to sleep in. Just tell me to sleep in a pile of straw and grab a straw and hold it. Soft and warm.

My dad said, yeah, am I wrong? Everyone will be grounded. Look at this child, staying indoors all day, as white as ice cream. Can he be healthy? Think about when you were a kid. It was dark and smoky.

I said, when did I smoke? Not the summer sun. Besides, I was allergic when I was a child. Whether harvesting wheat or corn, I can't go to the fields.

He said that you are lazy and carefree, which is different from you.

I said, my sister said, Youyou is also allergic.

My dad said that it was because I didn't touch these things that I was in poor health. What are you doing indoors in such a fine day? Come on, I'll take you on a trip.

I'm in the mood. Are you going to the county seat or the provincial capital? I'm driving.

My dad pushed his electric tricycle out of the carport, and with your broken car skills, when he got to the place, all the stars came out to play Let me take you there.

I said, if you ride an electric car, it is estimated that there will be no electricity before you get to the county seat. What if I get stuck halfway?

My dad said, don't worry, it's not going to Tibet. How much electricity can I use?

Youyou and I got on the electric car. My dad said, sit tight. Today I want to show you something different.

Next, we toss on the path like a pig's large intestine. If I hadn't pressed you hard, she would have flown out of the car.

Holding my aching ass, I asked my father why ... why not take the highway?

My dad said, haven't you seen the highway? We are traveling, traveling to see different things.

I said, what is there to see in this broken road? It's all dirt. Are you going to carry out the education of remembering the bitter and thinking the sweet?

My dad said, what happened to this road? There are wild flowers on both sides, and bees pout for honey. Isn't this better than painting?

I said, I have seen this picture for hundreds of years. What's new?

My dad said, you'll know when we get there, and it will definitely satisfy you.

2.

Youyou and I are standing in the endless wheat field, I can't believe it. This is what my dad called "off-site".

My dad parked the car and said proudly, what's the matter? Isn't the scenery great?

I said, dad, do you know what tourism means? I took out my mobile phone and read it to my dad: "Travel" is a journey. Going out is the process of traveling from A to B in space in order to achieve a certain goal; "Tour" means going out for sightseeing, sightseeing and entertainment, that is, traveling for these purposes. Together, it is tourism. Translated into adult language is: go to far away places to play.

My dad looked at me and said, from A to B, didn't we come from home? Far away, we also met. Isn't this far away? I've been riding for 20 minutes. This is not a tour. What is this?

I actually think what he said is very reasonable.

I chewed dog tail grass in my mouth and watched Youyou running around in the field.

My dad took out his mobile phone and said, come on, find a place to stand, and let's take a picture to commemorate it.

I said, stop filming. The sun is too strong to keep my eyes open. Besides, it's all wheat fields. What's there to shoot?

He said, that won't do. I have to show it to your mother and your sister. I have taken good care of the children. This is proof.

Yo-yo put on a stiff posture. My dad said, stand still and I'll go to your uncle's house.

Yo-yo immediately stood straighter than poplar. My dad said again, it's unnatural. Run and have a look.

When it was my turn, I stood on the mound, and the sun made me almost unable to open my eyes. Father is still there flipping through his mobile phone.

He twisted himself into an old tree with a crooked neck and didn't know what he was doing.

I said, can you hurry up? My eyes are dying.

My dad said, what's the hurry? I have to find a good angle and look at the light. You can't take pictures around. I'm still a professional.

When I couldn't help blinking, my dad gave a cry and said yes.

I looked at it with my mobile phone. I saw my facial features twisted, my eyes closed and two lines of tears flowing. The whole face can be described as ferocious. More importantly, there are two me in the photo. One is below and the other is in the air.

I said, what did you take? Did you take a picture of my soul?

My dad took a look and said, this is great. No one else has my skills yet.

I looked at Youyou again. She was alone in a row, licking countless arms, just like Guanyin with a thousand hands.

I laughed to death and said, your photo-taking skills are really ...

What is this? My dad's eyes widened.

This is top-notch. I said against my will and looked up at the sky.

My dad said, I want to send a circle of friends to everyone to see.

I quickly said, no, just enjoy your masterpiece on a small scale.

My dad said, why, I have to send it. My circle of friends. I'm in charge.

At that moment, I really hated myself for teaching my dad to play mobile phones.

3.

My dad saw the mound by the river ditch and said to Youyou, this slope is very good. Wait, I'll make you a slide.

He cleaned the grass on the mound three or two times, then rubbed it back and forth with his feet a few times, and a smooth slope appeared.

My dad said, what a good slide, not better than those plastic ones? Even if you hit your head, you won't fall.

I said, can you be a little innovative? You did the same thing when I was a child. You gave me the whole stupid slide, right by the river, which made me slip into the river and almost drowned.

My dad said with a smile, nonsense, it was dry at that time, and there was not enough water for toads to drink. At best, you just planted a shampoo.

Yo-yo was very happy. He slipped down from above and rubbed a lot of dirt.

I said, my sister will tell me if the child is dirty. She loves cleanliness so much that my mother can't bear to part with me.

My father said you don't have to worry about it. If your mother asks, tell her I asked you to do it, regardless of the consequences.

I watched my dad patting his chest to make sure I was relieved.

Yo-yo slipped down from the mound like a bird and ran again. After a while, he was covered in dirt and couldn't take a clean picture.

I thought it was fun, too. I went skating for a long time.

After playing enough, I found a big hole in the back of her pants.

My dad waved his hand and said, it's okay, don't worry, I'm here.

4.

Youyou ran to the ditch to play with water again. I said, it used to be all small fish, but now I can't even see a tadpole.

Youyou suddenly pointed to the water grass and said, Aunt, there seems to be a snake there.

My dad took a look and said, what snake? It's a loach. As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and grabbed them.

I became interested when I saw that the loach was very big. I took off my shoes, rolled up my trouser legs and got into the water.

While the loach was still, I threw my hand up, but the loach didn't catch it, instead, it splashed water all over my face.

My dad said with a smile, look at you silly, loach is so slippery, how can you catch it with both hands?

He found a stick and drove the loach to a place with many aquatic plants. The loach got into the water grass.

My dad said you can't run away. He walked over gently and caught the loach at once. As soon as he straightened up, the loach squeezed out of his fingers and fell into the water again.

I also laugh at the sky. Next, I chased after him, let my dad stand in front and shout leisurely beside him. I caught loach several times and all of them slipped out of my hand.

The loach swam along the current, and when he saw that there was no water in front, the loach was exposed. My dad quickly took off his shoes and smashed them. I saw the shoe hit the loach accurately.

My dad stopped and said, I must have hit it. It shouldn't have got into the mud yet.

I said, what about you? You are a loach. Is it worth hitting with shoes?

I also believe it was my dad, because he hit me with his shoes since he was a child and never missed once.

Once I was chased by my father to the river. When I was desperate, I saw my classmate coming by bike. I quickly jumped up and ran.

On the other side of the river, I saw my dad still standing there, angry, and I made a face at him. Who knows that he actually threw his shoes from the other side and hit me right on the head, and my classmates were shocked.

Let's go that way, Youyou has already run there.

I said loach meat is tender, washed, covered with flour, then fried with low fire and dipped in salt and pepper. It must be delicious

My dad said, nonsense. The best way to eat it is to wash it clean, marinate it with soy sauce first, then brush a layer of salt inside and outside, and bake it with wood to eat it delicious.

I said, this is completely cooked in the dark. Where can the loach be baked?

My dad said, so you are a sweet potato egg.

None of us could say anything, but we finally decided to use stones, scissors and cloth to decide how to eat.

Three out of three, my dad won, and he was very happy. He said, I told you, God is still good to me.

At this moment, Yo-Yo came back with my dad's shoes.

My dad said, silly boy, shoes are not important, you go and get the fish back.

Youyou said, there are no fish, only shoes.

You don't say! The two of us ran to the position where the loach was just now and found that the mud was hit by shoes, but the loach didn't even see a shadow.

My dad said, I obviously hit it.

Youyou said, no, the fish ran away. I saw it.

I smiled and said, Dad, you sometimes make mistakes. It seems that you are really old.

My dad looked around the location several times and finally admitted that the loach had escaped.

It's a pity that such a big loach. I said.

My dad took the shoes again, examined them carefully and said, it must be the shoes. Any broken sneakers are your fault.

I said, why blame me?

My dad said, didn't you buy these shoes for me? If it were still those old cloth shoes, I would definitely throw them away.

I looked at the shoe and it said, if you want to add a crime, you can always find a solution. ...

5.

At home, Yo-Yo and I were just two donkeys rolling in the soil.

I said, could my mother have taught this? I don't want to listen to my mother's nagging. My head ached when she nagged me.

My dad said, no, I told you, no matter what happens, I will bear it.

Going to the village, my dad said, by the way, there is no steamed bread at home. You two go back first, and I'll buy it in town.

I said, why don't you go back to steaming steamed bread? I will do it.

My dad said, farewell, I have learned the steamed bread you steamed last time. If you throw it into the pigsty, you will break the leg of the pig.

I said, that was the last time I forgot to put yeast, and I can't forget it this time. I have a good memory.

My dad ignored me and left.

Yo-yo and I walked to the door, only to remember that I forgot my key.

I called my dad and my dad said, didn't you just say that you have a good memory? I forgot to bring it, too. Wait for your mother to come back.

Before I hung up, I saw my sister and my mother come back.

My mother almost didn't recognize you when she saw you and me.

She wiped the mud off her long face and said, "Let you look after a child, how did it become periostitis again?"?

My sister said, why are your pants broken? Have you ever climbed a tree?

I pretended to be relaxed and said that my dad made us do it. Really, it has nothing to do with me.

My mother said, don't put everything on your father. You did, but you denied it.

My mother opened the door and started nagging me again. No matter how I explained it, she wouldn't listen.

My dad came back, so I quickly greeted him and said, Dad, you finally came back. Please tell my mother.

My father looked at my mother, then at my sister, and said, what's wrong with you? I've only been out for such a short time. How did you become like this?

I gasped and said, you are not authentic. Mingming, why don't you deny it?

My dad said with big eyes, I am only responsible for taking pictures of children. You see, I also sent a circle of friends. At that time, my children were clean.

My mother glanced at my father's circle of friends and then raised an eyebrow at me.

I dragged Youyou over and said, Who told you to play with water, slide and catch fish?

Look at me, look at my dad and say, I don't know.

I ...

Then my mother started nagging at least100000 words. That kind of nagging is like cooking porridge in a broken jar, which has done hundreds of millions of harm to my soul.

She didn't stop until dinner. Father drank porridge without changing color, and echoed from time to time: Yes, yes. ...