Make yourself happy when you are bored. Tell me some super funny sentences.

1. Eating too much sugar will lead to diabetes, and liking it too much will make you tired.

2. Being a man for the first time has little experience.

3. Actually, it's pure. I never knew the serial number of this piece. Please give me your advice.

The college entrance examination is over, let's elope together. . .

5. Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

6. The true sense of belonging lies in your heart. Control your own destiny, because your biggest opponent will always be yourself.

7. If you fool around, you will get bored sooner or later.

8. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

9. Come back, I can't fool you alone.

10. If it is closed for a long time, it will be divided, and if it is closed for a long time, it will be closed; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

1 1. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high!

12. One day, with thick soil as evidence, I am willing to exchange my weight for the good weather in China this year!

13. I think girls who wear school uniforms without makeup look much better than girls who wear miniskirts and strapless vests.

14. Count sheep if you can't sleep. I'm sleepy when I count to B. Drink a glass of water and keep counting before going to bed.

15. Narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!

16. The neighbor's uncle is so naughty that he only cares about the moonlight fan in the air. Two or three cups to six o'clock, aunt.

18. Let me go. It was my wishful thinking from beginning to end.

19. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning bags all your life.

I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

2 1. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

22. The social road is difficult, and people are different from dogs.

23. Just because you think an angel is resting on your shoulder, others see everything shining.

24. What should I do if I drown in swimming one day? If you want me to kiss you, just say so.

25. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

Whether you love me or not is none of my business, as long as I love you.

27. You are an angel in the devil, which makes hatred too tacky.

I like sending flowers to others, because I know that when that person sees another flower, he will be very happy.

29.20 years ago today, did you receive the message I sent you? It doesn't matter if you don't receive it. I'll send it again: Happy June 1st!

30. Life is just waiting for tomorrow.

3 1. There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

I won't frown at anyone he loves desperately.

I can make friends without money. Without friends, I can make friends. Without friends, I can find someone else. Hehe, actually I don't lack anything.

34. Men like women's beautiful faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie.

35. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

36. Some boys dare to say that they like a photo. Do you like it? No, this is called shopping!

37. On Tanabata, my sister lives alone and takes Dove shopping.

38. Students who want to catch up on their homework a few days before school starts and secretly tear up some holiday homework from the middle raise their hands.

39. If you know that you still love me and admire my good character, then you have never seen my childlike innocence.

40. You said I didn't love you as much as he did.

4 1. There is laughter when there is me in the class.

42. A man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

43. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

44. Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!