Qq group owner funny jokes

As a qq group owner, it is a basic duty to enliven the atmosphere in the group. You can choose funny jokes to attract everyone's attention and then start a topic. The following are the funny jokes of qq group owners that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Qq group owner funny jokes daquan

1. If you mess with me again, I'll beat you into a cloud with Tianma Meteor Boxing.

2. The mountain is not high and the tree is spiritual; Handsome and rich when people are not around.

Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

Confucius said that a threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

Once I turned around and smiled, which fascinated the teacher.

6. There are girls who don't bubble; If you meet a girl, you will have sex for heaven.

7. It's cool to live a quiet life once in a while, and it's miserable to live a quiet life?

8. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are only beautiful in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

9. Romance without money. I can hold your hand and walk on the beach covered with white sand.

10. Squatting in the toilet thinking about Wan?

1 1. What you write is what you write. Would you believe it? What? You really believe how naive you are!

12. If I had known that I would look back 500 times in my last life, I would have met you in this life. I should break my head in exchange for meeting you in my life.

13. Hard life needs no explanation.

14. My wife calls me a third party!

15. God, my clothes have lost weight again!

16. Youth is like toilet paper. It's not enough to watch a lot.

17. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long pants man.

18. When I didn't go to college, I was wondering why so many people went to college and even committed suicide. I wonder why so many people are still alive after going to college!

19. Grandpa came from his grandson?

20. If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me. Take his savings and lead his sister to drive that BMW.

2 1. If personality is a mistake, then I made a mistake. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If cleverness is to be punished, I shouldn't be a thousand dollars. If modesty is to be scolded, how can I escape from jealousy?

22. Love is like infinite pi without cycle?

23. Chyi Chin's calligraphy and painting are too tired to do washing and cooking.

24. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

25. Want to let the little MM*** water; I irrigate the head and tail of the Yangtze River.

26. Be a woman? Is it beautiful? Be a man? Is it beautiful? Tired!

27. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

28. It may seem so, but it may not.

29. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

30. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.

3 1. If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop your unbuttoning hand.

32. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, should I at least eat a pair of whales?

33. My grandmother is still in the countryside. Since I was admitted to Tsinghua, my grandmother always told me every time I went back. Those plots of land at home and this yard are all for you. . But seeing the employment situation this year, I finally realized my grandmother's foresight and good intentions?

34. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

35. depravity is not terrible. The terrible thing is that when a person falls, he is very awake!

36. I once took off my underwear to see my ass; Now pull out your ass and look at your underwear. Because I'm wearing a T-shirt.

37. He walked past her on campus. Beautiful back, he couldn't help shouting: you are so beautiful! Please stay! ? She looked back at him and stared. Two people died together? She is so ugly that he is scared to death; He is ugly. She smiled?

38. Give you a gift with the heaviest dung ever, and you will definitely eat a catty.

39. My favorite day: January; My favorite day: June.

40. Summer is coming, and the weather is very hot. A group of SB flew north for a while, forming an S and a B?

Selected funny jokes of qq group owners

1. Opportunity is like silence. As long as you hold them in your hand, they will become bigger and bigger.

Can you see the words I typed on the screen but not the tears I dropped on the keyboard?

3. Look at the size of a school. First, look at the number and types of pregnant pottery in the hospital at the school gate.

No, this bowl is made of iron. If there is no food in it, what are you going to eat?

Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

6. Is it too late to start loving you now?

I have no regrets about life, but as long as I don't die, I feel guilty. Vowed to earn RMB to the end!

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

9. Birth and death?

10. If every girlfriend uses a word instead, my love story can be written into a novel.

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