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How amazing can a name be?

In the 1960s, a teacher surnamed Shu in our children's school named her daughter "Wide Sleeves", which naturally associated with Chairman Mao's "Answer", making people admire his knowledge and that of his lover.

There is a village called Zeng in this township, and several cousins have taken the name of "Dedication to China, Dedication to the People and Dedication to the Country". During the ten years of turmoil, some people associated their names with people who made contributions to the people of China. One of the four cousins who was still young at that time had a problem with his father's history, and it was not clear at that time?

I have a good friend named Zhou, whose real name is a very common name.

Later, it was changed to "cloud", and the word "Yi" was added in the middle when the household registration book was published, and the full name was "Zhou".

Later, I gradually learned about Evian Town and Evian Mineral Water, but they were not as good as the ancient word "cloud" she used, giving people a kind of classical beauty of Zhong Ling.

"Mountains are accompanied by water, and caves emerge from clouds" is a gentle picture. As the name suggests, she is a gentle girl.

There is a couple in my village whose son is not growing up. What should I do? Later, I named my son Xunzi.

The reason is that the father of the scorpion, called the thin donkey, can only turn around when the scorpion is pulled. When they grow up, scorpions will not move until their father dies.

Another couple gave birth to a son named Ping, who fell into the water while playing with water and drowned, and later gave birth to a son named Dog.

When the dog grew up, he was angry with his parents and said, what name can't be called? Why is it called a dog? I explained to him that if I didn't call a dog, I was afraid I wouldn't grow up.

Although the name is not important, it is better to be lucky.

There is a man who is quite stubborn. His name is father. He sounds just like his father. How sad he is.

During the Cultural Revolution, a person was criticized. In revenge, he named his son Bean.

When Ma was talking about cross talk, he told how he got three legs.

The name of leap soil, because the hit is short of soil. There is a man who is short of wood. His name is Wang. When I grew up, I felt that this name was not pleasing to the eye, so I changed it to Wang Junbin, and he changed it to Wenwu.

The names of two girls I have met who I think are the best and most amazing!

When I was in college, one of our philosophy teachers, surnamed Chai, had two twin daughters named Chanina and Chanise. This name, foreign style and pleasant to hear, has a British accent, namely "China" and "China"!

My daughter, Liang, has this name for a long time. Coincidentally, it rained for seven days before she was born, and then she was born at night, and it cleared up the next day. At the same time, it also coincides with the meaning of "heavy rain falls on Youyan", and my personal feeling is very poetic.

Many years ago, I met a girl whose name was not amazing, but the most beautiful name I have ever seen was named after Wu!

As we all know, Wu is homophonic. No matter how gorgeous the name is, even the surname is reversed. So when I was a child, I felt a little sorry for those people around me named Mary Ng and Wu Youcai. Wu Yong, the intellectual star in the water margin, is almost useless except for grabbing a birth class, worthy of the name!

The girl's name is Wu. First of all, she won't lose, she is invincible! The first time I heard his name, I knew it was named by his father, so I thought his father must be very literate. Sure enough, he is a Chinese teacher.

She is a very beautiful girl, a self-taught accountant in nursing major, with charming sunshine. She has a deep memory for so many years, but unfortunately she lacked courage at that time. Now, in retrospect, she is deeply sorry!

Do you have any friends named Wu around you? If you have a good name, you can exchange it! [yi tooth]

Let me talk about my best friend. When they first got married, they announced that they didn't want children. Everyone used to get together and play. Then one by one, we all had children, and the party was almost cancelled. Occasionally, the topic of talking together is also around children. In her words, inviting people to dinner depends on whether the children are free. The couple who have been in contact have also put the matter of preparing for pregnancy and having children seriously on the agenda.

However, the more people want something, the less they want it. They have been preparing to have children for almost two years. They started to panic. They went everywhere to check up and see Chinese medicine, and finally got pregnant after half a year. A bunch of our girlfriends are also happy for her. At this time, almost all our children have gone to school, and everyone's party is to have an early meeting in the vegetable market after sending the children in the morning and talk a few words! From the beginning, everyone told her what you want to eat more and what you can't eat as a person who has experienced it.

When she was five months pregnant, she began to predict whether she was pregnant with a boy or a girl, and naturally she talked about the topic of naming the child. At that time, the national policy only allowed the birth of one child. It is said that the child's name carries the hope of parents! Everyone feels that their wishes have not come true! I will tell her what I think is good or elegant and pleasant! This best friend's husband's surname is rare. His surname is Cun. Once I was talking, I don't know who said: your husband's surname is Cun. If you have a son, you can call it inch time. If you have a daughter, call it inch gold! Haha, when she finished, everyone said yes. So when I met her in the next few months, I greeted her like this: When was Kimura born? Why doesn't this time come out at all?

The couple also went over and said, soon! ……

The melon was ripe and a girl was born. At the full moon, a group of our girlfriends made an appointment to visit her. Naturally, I will ask her: Do you have a name? Her husband calmly said, don't you all have girlfriends?

Really? Just call it inch gold? Impossible, right?

Everyone didn't believe it, but seeing her husband's serious appearance made us almost believe it!

Later, my best friend solved our doubts. She said: Call an inch!

Inch can accommodate! Everyone chanted it several times and couldn't help but admire: good name! Who took it! What a genius! What a nice name!

Turning to look at her husband's pride, we all gave him a thumbs-up! ! !

There is a local surnamed Xie who is over 70 years old this year. When he was born, he was called Dad (Dad's Dad) in the south at the age of 49, and was given the nickname "49". At school, someone joked that he was an excellent boy in butterfly lovers, which didn't make much sense. As an adult, others were smart and took up the post of brigade secretary during the Cultural Revolution. After all, this name is not loud. When the writer was very prosperous, he changed his name to Xie Haoyuan. After the eldest (boy) was born, he was named Xie Jinshang, the second (daughter) was named Xie Tianhua, and the third (daughter) was named Xie Fenglian.

A story widely circulated on the Internet:

A single father brought a pair of children, the daughter named Zhou Yixian and the son named Zhou.

Because their mother died while giving birth to them, they were named Yixian and Zhu Yi in memory of their mother. Because my mother's name is Wu Huanian. The artistic conception is taken from Jinse written by Li Shangyin in the Tang Dynasty.

I want to know why my Jinse has fifty strings, and each string has a youthful interval.

Zhuangzi daydreaming, a saint, was bewitched by butterflies, and cuckoo crowed in the imperial spring.

Mermaids shed pearl-like tears on the moon-green sea, and the blue fields breathed their jade to the sun.

A moment that should last forever? Before I knew it, it had come and gone.