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Tigers make friends with cats.

Once upon a time, tigers and cats were friends. Tigers have no ability, and envy cats for jumping and catching. It respectfully said to the cat, "friend, you are so capable, please teach me!" " "The cat said," good! But you have to listen to me. You can't hurt good animals after learning skills. " The tiger readily promised, "of course, I will never bully good animals again if I have the skill." So the cat taught the tiger how to jump and how to catch. Because of its strong body, tigers can jump higher and farther than cats after mastering skills, and their catching skills are better than cats. He became arrogant and thought, I am more capable than a cat now, so why should I listen to him again! I'm going out for a walk today. I'm going to catch a pig or a sheep and have a good meal. The tiger went out alone. There happened to be a sheep in the field. The tiger was ecstatic when he saw it and swooped down on it. When the sheep saw the tiger, they ran as fast as they could, almost out of breath. This is also fate. Just when the sheep was about to be overtaken by the tiger, it met the cat in front and asked for help. Knowing that sheep are kind, the cat stopped the tiger and said, "Brother Hu, I told you before that you can't hurt kind animals by learning skills. Why do you chase good sheep? When the tiger was stopped, the sheep fled home. The tiger thought that the mutton in his mouth was released by the cat, so he replied angrily, "Mao Ge, be smart. You lost the mutton in my mouth. Don't you want to think about the consequences? " As he spoke, he jumped on the cat. The cat is quick-sighted and quick-footed, like lightning, and climbs to a big tree nearby. Tigers can't climb trees, and there's nothing they can do about cats. He wandered around the tree and thought, alas, this skill of climbing trees is really useful. If I can learn, won't even birds be caught and eaten? I have to beg it to teach me to climb trees. So the tiger put on an affable look and said, "Alas! Cat friend, I was confused, offended and offended just now. In fact, I still respect you in my heart. Please forgive my friend for many years. Come down! You will always be my close friend and respected teacher. "Although the cat no longer believes in its sweet words, it feels that being trapped in a tree is not the way, so it has to promise to say," Brother Tiger, since you know your mistake, I have nothing to care about. " With that, he jumped off the balcony. The tiger stepped forward and said with a smile, "Good friend! Teach me to climb trees. "The cat thought: No, teach it to climb trees. If you are ungrateful again, wouldn't it be hopeless? He said to the tiger, "Brother Hu, you were tired from running just now. I won't study today I will teach you tomorrow. With a straight face, the tiger approached and said, "Friend, I'm not tired." You can teach now. If you have something to do tomorrow, you won't delay me. Hearing this, the cat became more suspicious, but found it was too late to escape. He rolled his eyes and said, "well, if you must learn, I will teach you." But you must take my advice. " The tiger said, "Of course. "So the cat taught the tiger how to support its hind legs, how to jump, how to grasp its front paws and how to open its front paws. In order to eat the birds and animals in the trees in the future, the tiger studies very hard. Finally, the cat said, "let's start practicing climbing trees now." Remember: My name is' Oh!' Just call it' Oh!' "Remember," said the tiger. The cat crawled with its head and let the tiger follow with its tail in its mouth. As the cat crawled, it kept singing the command horn: "Jump on the back foot, grab on the front paw, stretch the back foot, and spread the front paw." The tiger followed the cat's instructions and climbed to the middle of the tree. The cat looked down and knew that it was high off the ground. When it shouts "front paws", it shouts "Oh", and the tiger responds "Oh" when it shakes its front paws. As soon as the tiger opened his mouth, the cat shrank its tail. The tiger couldn't support its hind legs and fell from the tree and died. Because cats didn't teach tigers to climb trees in the past, tigers can't climb trees now.