Classic humor. How about mood phrases?

When a nail is knocked in, time is squeezed out like a zit. I brought you the following, I hope you will like it!

1, may every day be as beautiful as

Classic humor. How about mood phrases?

When a nail is knocked in, time is squeezed out like a zit. I brought you the following, I hope you will like it!

1, may every day be as beautiful as a picture-happy birthday! Years are always getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are always getting faster and faster, friendship is always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.

2. DM: Girl, pull up your collar, open your eyes and see clearly that this is my man. Don't think that wearing a fox and coquettish attracts countless men. In fact, they are just cheating.

Just now, I made a wish on the star. Master Xing said that our story will be circulated forever and written as an out-of-print ancient story. On the stone wall of love, every stroke cannot be circled. Crystal love, love you forever!

4. when the nail is knocked in, time is squeezed out like a zit.

5. "Because of this, it is scientific."

6, the bell is the strongest sound in China ~

7. When you feel particularly charming, be sure to take photos to wake you up.

I have a wish not to fail in the exam.

9. I signed it myself Stan, you can't take mine. . .

10, the so-called gym is a group of people who are not satisfied with their old age. What they go to is nothing more than polarization, or infinite beauty, and hope to be more beautiful; Either they are ugly and want to become beautiful through sports, but there are also very few people. To put it bluntly, they are fishing in Kai Zi and don't practice equipment, so they occupy one device to play mobile phones and let others move from one device to another, or they just stare at handsome guys and beautiful women. If you hate the last kind of people, you might as well put away your mobile phone.

Super humor, talk about mood phrases.

1, injured all night. Three people agreed to play flying chess with me after playing lol. After listening to their voices for more than two hours, I gave up and went to bed.

I'm stuck again. I hope I won't fail this time.

When the goods are overdue and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in my eyes?

4. A daughter just went to kindergarten. One day, her mother went to a parent-teacher conference. During the dinner, she found pictures of all kinds of good babies posted on the kindergarten wall. My mother was glad to find that my children were among them. The only strange thing is that all the other babies in this column are boys. Take a closer look. . Wow, this column is a delicious treasure. The first prize in a baby's life is the git prize. . .

The air conditioner seller bought a house in the second ring road of Beijing.

6. Twenty people are Pentium, thirty are Microsoft, Rhapsody in July is Panasonic, and fifty are Lenovo.

I thought you were just a ball, but I didn't expect you to be a ball.

8. God created love, so there is * * * in the world.

9. I put a photo of my wife in my wallet to remind myself why the money in my wallet is gone.

10, do you wipe * * with your left hand or your right hand? That's disgusting. I use paper {disgusting}

Humorous birthday circle of friends

1, a little polar bear woke up in the morning and kept asking her mother if she was a raccoon. His mother replied, of course you are a polar bear, but why doesn't he believe it? Because he felt cold.

2. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as brilliant as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast!

3. The New Year is coming, Le Tao Tao, and every household is laughing; Hanging lanterns, setting off firecrackers and decorating lanterns are really lively; Although the weather is cold, people are warm, happy and happy, and their families are safe; Blessing, SMS, I wish you a happy smile and a happy New Year!

You only have one body, but you ruined it.

You just climbed out of the coffin, otherwise you would be like a coffin!

6, the years are in a hurry, and the memory is still in my heart; Childhood is far away, and beauty remains in my heart; Today's June 1, find innocence and childlike interest; Have childlike innocence and be happy every day; Children's Day is here, I wish you a happy holiday.

7. Mother snail said to the little snail, You are not young either. I'll take you to the village next door for a blind date tomorrow. Snail: Mom, I'm only 12 years old, and I haven't reached the legal age for marriage! Mother snail said, when we get there, you will be big, son.

8. Leaves fall like the spray of a waterfall, and dragons and turtles roll in.

9. Hua called her classmates and asked, Where are you? At McDonald's. Hua politely said a cliche: Hey! Dude, what's delicious? I can smell the fragrance! Classmate A: I'm waiting in line in the bathroom!

10, an internship class for students of physical education department. Many teachers attend classes, and he is too nervous. When he finally wanted to dissolve the team, his mind was blank, and he suppressed a sentence: attention, attention! Flash!