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Brief comments on the official announcement of audio and video of love and trembling [collection]

A brief comment on the official announcement of audio and video of love and trembling (I) 1. I like this thing of yours. It's too direct to turn around.

2. With you, life is meaningful.

3. "I have a dog" and "I am adopted"

Let's keep company with the world of mortals and get fat for nothing.

Life is short and sweet since I met you.

6. The prudent decision of two adults.

7. Just laugh all your life.

8. I will accompany you exclusively all your life.

9. I heard that you will come at four o'clock, and you will feel happy at three o'clock.

10. Share my baby boy.

1 1. The world is sinking and we are in love.

12. Life is to return, and death is to be Sauvignon Blanc.

13. Enjoy each other and see you after dusk.

14. Hold your hand and walk all the way.

15. This summer, Rain Girl has melons to eat.

16. I'll screw your bottle cap in the future.

17. Always compare with wings, always curse.

18. Be nice to yourself. If you can blame this product, don't blame yourself.

19. Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is big pig's trotters.

20. Congratulations, I like to mention two idiots.

Essay on the official announcement of love shaking audio and video (part 2) 2 1. I don't regret not falling in love with you earlier. Now we are just right.

22. If you are a rainbow, you will know it when you touch it.

23. It's hard for me to get used to it. When I meet the right taste, I want to keep it for myself.

24. Sudden meeting, unexpected joy.

26. The Milky Way is rolling. You are the ideal on earth.

27. Be nice to me!

28. Although I have procrastination, I open it as soon as the courier arrives, eat snacks as soon as they are opened, and laugh as soon as you appear.

29. Keep asking questions. I handed in my paper.

30. No matter how noisy the city is, it is empty without you; No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home.

3 1. I saw you that day, mountains and rivers, all under my nose!

32. Without you, let alone all my life, I can't live for a minute.

33. I like your little waywardness, your little temper and your little kindness. Everything is so beautiful.

34. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative.

35. How can I solve my troubles? How can I get rich only if I get rich? Only love me!

There is only one fish in my fish pond.

37. You woke up with a pillow in your dream.

38. Since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

39. Your circle of friends is called donuts.

40. I believe I will meet you, just like the rain that will come.

The audio and video short essay of officially released love (3) 4 1. It's a good thing I have you. It's a good thing you have me.

42. I am fortunate to meet you in my lifetime.

43. Goodbye to the big forest, I was entangled in a crooked-neck tree.

44. You are the Wan Li of the Milky Way, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you. Even if the sun and the moon alternate, I like you very much.

45. In the days to come, we should wash more clothes and cook more. ...

46. I accidentally want to be sweet with you.

47. When I look at you, I can see all the mountains and rivers.

48. You came to the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your forehead, and I came a little late.

49. My name will be used by him to refuse others in the future.

Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

5 1. Lemon becomes sweet from now on!

52. May all the fogs in Shan Ye have street lamps, and all the drifters can return to their boats. May love rise slowly, I don't know why.

53. In your lifetime, meet joy.

54. The moon was chewed into stars, and you hid in the starry sky.

55. Since then, there has been no socialist brotherhood.

56. I will always be loyal to myself and fly to my ideal and you with Dai Yue.

57. You are the one who can't meet at any time.

58. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

59. I see that all living things are vegetation, and you are green hills.

60. I love you forever, and death is the limit. I don't want to give up on you in my life.

Couples wait for each other after breaking up.

Couples wait for each other's vibrato after breaking up (I) 1. In their lifetime, let's go and see this beautiful and fragile world together. Where there is waiting, there is parting. (Author: Annie Baby)

I want to say, after people are weak, leave a quiet place for people to live. Presumably that person must be so obsessed with a feeling he deeply loves. In the cold winter, he really wants to walk forward with warm hands until he has white hair. Looking back many years later, when crow's feet witness the traces left by the wind and frost, will it be clear that your face is dying? In fact, every interpretation of life is the protagonist's appearance, and the master is the master.

Your eyes are stars, always hanging in my night sky, flickering, like misty songs, like faint flowers.

4. Wait for a person to turn around, because he brings me the whole sky.

Meeting and parting, sometimes, nothing is eternal.

6. It is very sad to wait for a person to grow up. You have to carry everything yourself, and you may have to bear the risk of failure. Where to!

7. Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for snow in summer and flowers in winter. I won't wait for you until I give up.

8. Love has no reason. Love is love, even if it hits the south wall, it is love. It's just the humble love of love, and only you know the taste. Waiting is not pain, but hopeless waiting. ...

9. Acacia says acacia, and Shiro hates Mandy.

10. When I shed tears, you shed tears. I don't think you are as lonely as me. When you smile, you are still crying.

1 1. What I hate is not love, but waiting, guessing, apologizing, hurting, and unfulfilled promises.

12. Nothing. Life is like this. You are waiting for someone, and then that person pretends not to see you. Even if you are heartbroken, TA will not pity you.

13. The distance between me and you is only 16 hours and 58 minutes, but you don't want to wait.

14. I am waiting here quietly, and the fate is far away from me!

15. We meet each other not too late, because we will spend more time together than waiting for each other to appear.

16. I love you with my childhood youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

17. Time is like a string. If you wait, it is a kind of meditation. I am willing to pick it up all the way, cherish it all the way and wait all the way in the finely divided time. Let the waiting of love go through the storm; Let deep thoughts flow in the cold and warmth. Quietly, keep yourself warm, follow your heart, nature and fate! In this way, gaze, meet, and be beautiful. ...

18. I want to shelter you from the wind and rain, but forgive me. I haven't built a solid wall and an umbrella yet. Will you wait?

19. Just because I feel that when I look back on you, I miss your dynasty and dusk.

20. Waiting alone is a kind of watching and waiting. Waiting alone is a kind of realm and another kind of elegance.

Couples wait for each other after breaking up (2)1. At least once, you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

22. When on a business trip, the diet is tasteless and busy. Remember to pay attention to your health. I'm the one who cares about you.

23. Forget it, and heaven remains our neighbourhood.

24. I am in a hurry because there is nothing to miss. After all, after nearly half a century, I know a little about the vicissitudes of the world, what is light, what is heavy, what is willing, and what is calm. Put down what should be put down, hold tightly what should not be put down in your hand, wait for time to fly, wait for the years to change, and watch the warm sun turn red and white, and white and red.

All I care about is your humble flattery. Why should I pawn my youth for you without regret?

26. In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

27. If forgetting is happiness, I would rather suffer like this all my life.

28. In my dream, you are my life, but in my life, you are a dream.

On the other hand, when you are a soul mate, everyone will see-I love you.

There are many things worth waiting for in life. Sometimes it is a song, sometimes it is a movie. Sometimes it's a cherry tree, sometimes it's a journey. Sometimes waiting for someone takes a lifetime. Waiting for us, sometimes it is an unforgettable encounter, and sometimes it is a heartbreaking departure.

3 1. Reunion is so short and the pain is so long. How can I resolve this cruel parting?

I can't get rid of this situation, I can only frown and take it to heart.

33. Time is like a song, which turns like a melody and rolls up every crack in my heart. Gentle as water, more quiet and beautiful in waiting. Wait, let some people have no regrets. Even if the moss is frosted, it is always at the end of reverie.

34. Some people have vigorous love stories. Whether breaking up, restraining or keeping sweet, after all, two people witnessed the best and most precious time when they were young. But some people, what they have and what they are waiting for, have always been a lonely and cold love. -"Meeting in Existence" Su Xiaolan

35. Some people are thinking about someone, some people are waiting for someone, some people are sensitive to rejecting anyone, or I am used to someone. I can't tell whether you are a friendship or a missed love.

36. Why do people make the same mistake? There may be only one reason: the former one doesn't hurt enough.

37. I want to say something, but I can't. I wanted to say I love you, but it was blown away by the wind. If the sea can change back to its former love, I will wait for a lifetime.

38. Now I know that all I miss is a name.

Sometimes, waiting for someone is not because that person will come back, but because he still loves.

40. I passed you with a smile, but when I turned around, a tear was intertwined with the rain.

Couples wait for each other after breaking up (Part III) 4 1. If you always wait, even the best opportunity will be missed.

42. The wrong person comes and goes, and the right person will stay.

43. Kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you exist outside them. He never thought about the future with you, but you took out your whole heart and let him have a needle. You are in pain and want to cry. You cried and mourned, but you have the courage to wait, but your heart can't be taken back. It is right to love someone, but it is wrong that you love the wrong person.

44. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment you fall in love with someone.

Even if the end of the world comes, I will tell you, at least I will accompany you.

46. The warmth in everyone's life is actually limited. We are all waiting for someone to give all our warmth.

47. It suddenly occurred to me that I said two years ago that it would be very painful to let go until someone finally came out. God knows that person is not suitable for you, and now I just want him to have a good future.

48. The old vine and the bright moon. Small bridge, flowing water and breeze. Acacia is a thin horse, walking in the wilderness of time and space, hiding wildness, fading elegance, so lonely, seeing the whole world.

49. Because I know that you are a child who is easily worried, I dare not fly too far when I put the thread in your hand. No matter how I fly to the clouds with the wind, I hope you can see it. Even if I get lost occasionally, I know you are waiting for me.

50. The cycle of years is actually waiting for the cycle of the four seasons, and the blooming of buds is just waiting for the richness of flowers. There are many kinds of waiting, big or small, light or heavy. Some people just wait to reach the other side of their dreams, some people just wait to avoid a rain, and some people even spend their whole lives waiting for someone.

5 1. It's not that I don't want to say it, but that I have a lot to say, and it will be safer to keep it in my heart.

52. How many people do I have to meet to dilute your weight in my heart?

I know someone in the world is waiting for me, but I don't know who I am waiting for. For this reason, I am very happy every day.

Wash your face carefully every day, read more books, go to bed on time, eat less and eat more meals. Become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and maintain love. Don't be melodramatic in front of people, talk about it everywhere for comfort, but learn to face it calmly and think it out for yourself. You are too single. You are so pious to be a better self, you will meet the best, and that person will be worth all your waiting for.

55. This does not mean that I gave in; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy!

56. Get together, but it's too late to hold hands; Hold hands but have no time to fall in love; Love is too late to be together … everyone has a person hidden in his heart. You don't know how the other person is doing, but sometimes what you miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting. Perhaps, love will not last forever, nor can it last forever. Standing on the edge of the years, those beautiful frames are buried by the four seasons.

57. Fate is a long reunion, friends are the concern of generations to come, and people regard truth as a good friend. No matter where you are, my blessing will always be with you. Remember to take care of yourself in this cold winter! Happy new year.

58. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, it will be sooner or later. (Author: Qin Guan)

59. The fate of gathering and parting is like water, just for a word, waiting for the next encounter. (Author: Nancy ◎ Ms.)

60.remember? How many beautiful and charming nights we spent happily in the faint moonlight!

Vibration, audio and video funny sketches of a pot of dry rice for college students

1. There is no object, but you have been screwing others.

I don't have a partner, but I want to do better than others.

If you don't care about your food, you will have no spirit if you don't cook for a day.

It doesn't matter if I drag it, it will be a big problem if it affects my work.

I am also a qualified cook today.

6. Today's meal is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough.

7. Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset falls on my armor, and the prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea their home. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei, but I got fat after eating too much dry food.

8. Upland rice runs ahead and work runs behind.

9. Dry people eat more every day, and the more they sleep, the more sleepy they get. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

10. I'm just a dry man without feelings. Don't take the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with your brain!

1 1. I was born to be useful, and I always show my magic when I do it!

12. The sleeping king in the classroom, the rice king in the canteen, the lonely king in the school and the ham Wang Zhongwang are getting stronger and stronger. I want Mujiro to make jelly.

13. I'm sorry, if you mean a date, I'm not free, but if you mean a dry meal, I'll come right away.

14. Migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow well.

15. king of rice in the canteen, lightning wolf after school.

16. I ran for the king of rice in the canteen today. I suddenly forgot the words at the back of my manuscript. After a while, I said, don't forget Ling when I was young. I once promised the rice king in the canteen.

17. I want to cook a good meal in this smelly and decadent day.

18. Don't plant seedlings upside down with youth. Love doesn't smell good, it's over.

19. People who have nothing to do can't enter the door when they are full.

Using Tik Tok's Audio and Video Prose to Monitor Self-discipline and Overcome Procrastination.

Monitoring self-discipline to overcome procrastination (I) 1. My procrastination is getting worse and worse. I said I would let you go for a long time.

2. What we can get from this type of soldiers is only slow, protracted and fragile conquest, but the failure is in an instant, and the loss is shocking.

3. It is easy to procrastinate when people are free. If they delay, they will delay. I really want to stay at home with my children. By the way, I like the recent favorite TV series "Mr. Love", and I like the newcomer Dong Ge. Is it funny that the big-tailed wolf secretly loves the warm man?

The great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

5. Too cold? _? Procrastination is starting again. You can't wake up at eight and get up at eight. . . At least half past eight.

6. Tomorrow morning, get up early and get up early! Listen to the statistics! Because it was too difficult, it was delayed for several days! Procrastination should be changed! This is a big problem! Refuse to delay!

7. Listening to the time when a flower blooms ~ ~ ~ At night, I knocked on the computer and suddenly a burst of flowers seemed to float over and turned to look at my flowers blooming quietly. The fatigue of these two days has quietly dissipated in this quiet night. Although quiet and happy, but sleepy ~ ~ late procrastination. .

8. I feel that I hate my daughter's procrastination and procrastination.

I really can't stand my colleagues. They procrastinate and always have to put things off until the last day, which makes me very angry.

10. This war has become a protracted, terrible and internecine struggle.

1 1. Yes, it will end the day after tomorrow, the preview has not been written, and the final exam questions have not been read. Procrastination is getting worse. I have to get up and write now. Draft. Son. ?

12. I'm depressed, probably because I haven't slept well these days, and I'm not feeling well. The other day was too late, and I suddenly found that I had a lot of deadly things to do yesterday ... I was too worried about losing it, and my stress resistance became lower ... I want to know how I lived abroad for two years ... I feel that putting a table for me at this time can't save me (lying flat).

13. Stop procrastination and laziness

14. Many people like to procrastinate. They don't do what they are doing well, but they don't do it. This is the biggest vice. Bill gates

15. The electric toothbrush keeps shaking. The canned pineapple on the table suddenly opened. There is not much traffic jam on Chang 'an Avenue today. Stubborn procrastination in taxis makes me top-heavy.

Monitoring self-discipline and overcoming procrastination (Ⅱ) 16. Yao Ming is sleepy but stays awake, Yao Ming is fat but speechless, Yao Ming is poor every day, Yao Ming is stupid and can't read, and Yao Ming is unreasonable and just likes left. ......................................................................................

17. I have procrastination, mental cleanliness, emotional cleanliness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, insect phobia, lightning phobia, night phobia and pen phobia. How sick am I? All right, leave me alone.

18. Procrastination means: living in yesterday, avoiding today and destroying tomorrow.

19. What needs to be done today is: talk with Guang Xiao about competing for posts, set up six sub-stations, improve the agreement of supervision room, strive for upgrading, overhaul and renovation, assess enterprise management, arrange transfer personnel ... as planned, and eradicate procrastination.

Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

2 1. Don't wait, don't delay, just do what you want, some things will be too late when you find out how important it is.

22. Let's applaud this kind of procrastination that is not creative until the last minute. ?

23. Bradley's discovery supports the particle theory, or at least does not support the idea of ether drag.

24. Without a sense of time, procrastination must be done over time, giving people the feeling that they are not very smart.

25. I have a small job I love, lazy time in my spare time, family and husband. I just need one baby. Ha ha ha ha.

26. Procrastination and waiting are the easiest things in the world to break a person's morale.

27. What are the manifestations of lazy cancer? It's over. Now I have not only procrastination but also lazy cancer. Am I hopeless?

28. Every time I see my tutor, I feel uneasy and have nightmares. The fundamental reason is that I am not careful about my own translation and thesis, and I am seriously delayed.

Nothing is more valuable than time, so don't put off today until tomorrow. -Beethoven

30. It's not procrastination. Every time I realize that something is important, I will avoid doing it, or do something marginal, never cutting into the subject until I can't do it, and then commit suicide?