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I am a writer.

I write five articles by myself.

Rule number one: I'm human.

My name is Chen Xu, and my home is in Lane 309, Wu Fei Street, Central and Western District. I am now studying in Class One, Grade Four, Tzu Chi Primary School, and I am a primary school student who is about to enter Grade One.

I like playing table tennis very much. Every time I hold table tennis, I am full of energy. This is my best sport. I hope to be a table tennis player one day. This is my dream.

Cooking for everyone is also a great pleasure in life. Actually, I like it very much and I have a good appetite. I kept eating and eating, which made me wonder if I was a "king with a big stomach"!

Eating, sleeping and playing are my favorites. I slept well. I don't kick around like my sister. I love cleanliness. If the bed is a little dirty, I can't stand it. I must clean it up at once.

I like traveling abroad very much, and the two-week trip attracts me the most. I had a good time in Switzerland and ate a lot of delicious cheese and potato chips. It is my greatest wish and dream to go abroad to gain more knowledge.

This is me, an ordinary and happy Chen Xu.

Rule number two: I'm human.

Hello everyone! My name is Hu Chenxi, and everyone can call me Xixi.

I have big eyes, black hair and thick eyebrows. I looked straight, hehe! Am I a little narcissistic?

My eyes and eyebrows are inherited from my beautiful mother. My hands are like my father's, and my fingers are long.

I hate disgusting things, such as dirty nose and saliva, and flying cockroaches. Maybe I hate many things! Just thinking about these things makes me uncomfortable.

However, I like many things! Although I am allergic, I like dogs and kittens very much. It makes me happy to see their lovely appearance.

Comic books have always been my favorite. I often read them for a long time. I hope to draw such great cartoons in the future.

I like painting very much. I remember when I was a child, I was not interested in painting. Because my mother took me to a painting class, my love for painting deepened day by day, and I gradually became confident in painting.

My dream is to be a cartoonist and writer, so I will work hard on painting and writing, and gradually realize my dream. Nothing is impossible as long as I work hard.

Article 3: I am a human being.

My family has a father, a mother, a brother, a grandmother, a dog and me.

My grandmother often encourages me and often takes me for a walk in the park. My father is very good, because he is good at assembling broken items back, just like new ones! My mother is an accountant. When my two brothers and I are in trouble, my mother will help us, so there will be no quarrels and disputes in our family.

My specialty is writing letters and singing, so I often sing to the whole family during holidays. If it is my friend's birthday, I will write to her and wish her a happy birthday.

My personality is very cheerful and lively, so my parents often call me little monkey. At school, I was nicknamed "Plum", so if someone said I was Plum, I would fly into a rage, just like a funny monkey.

What impressed me the most was that I accidentally stepped on shit on the road last time. After I arrived at the trusteeship class, my classmates were all smelly, and everyone checked whether their shoes were trampled. Suddenly the teacher turned around and saw the shit under my feet, so the teacher helped me shine my shoes. I won't be careless and walk without looking at the road next time.

My expectation is to be a good teacher. I often study in the classroom after class, hoping to be a teacher in the future.

Article 4: I am a human being.

There is a little girl with bright black hair, a pair of black eyebrows, two big eyes, a pair of glasses, a nose, a small red mouth and a pair of ears on both sides. She especially likes playing computer and learning new knowledge on the Internet.

She has a special interest, that is, if something is not done well, it must be done well. Once, the teacher said that she wanted to practice double shaking, and it was her turn to dance double shaking. She gradually felt that I must dance well, and then she only danced one. The students next to her advised her not to lose heart, as long as she had confidence, she would certainly do well. Through continuous efforts, she made progress in jumping. One, two, she practiced double shaking like this.

She still has hobbies! For example: skipping rope, dancing, singing and so on. She always tries her best. She is also a capable person. Mom and dad are busy. On Sunday, she will fold the quilt for her parents and wash the dishes. When the house is dirty, she will wipe the floor with a cloth and be obedient. Of course, she also has shortcomings, such as sleeping late and forgetting to bring things.

Guess this. Who is she? It's me, a capable me. You just know me. I think I'm too smart!

Chapter 5: Hey, I'm a person.

Hi, it's a nice day, with a gentle breeze and warm sunshine. Suitable for traveling, staying in the room, reading and watching movies, and getting to know you.

I have thought about many scenarios where I might meet you, and I have thought about my reaction many times, but these are just daydreams when I am bored. I'd better be myself before you come, so that I can meet you better.

Let's talk about myself first, so you don't have to introduce yourself when you come.

First of all, I am a college girl who is about to graduate. I have hardly worn a ponytail since I entered school. I have curly hair and dyed my favorite hair color. I want to cut my hair short, but I have never been cruel enough to make a clean break. I'm afraid it won't look good, I'm afraid others will vomit, I'm afraid I won't come back for a long time, and I'm afraid you don't like it. Actually, it's just that I lack a little courage

In these two years, I didn't just study quietly. I joined several good clubs and made some interesting friends. Some of them really brought me long-lost joy and emotion, and made me miss them when I left. There are always some people who can make up for some gaps in your past life and let you know that in this strange and noisy world, someone is secretly loving you, so, ah, we still have to be kind. Only if we are willing to give love and accept love, can you meet someone who really loves you and walk with you for a long time, so that you will never be lonely again.

It seems that there are too many feelings. When it comes to personality, I should be a model of Virgo. All kinds of things you know and don't know exist, but I always think that one thing will cause such a big response because it is special enough. There is no denying that everyone wants to be special and doesn't want to stick to the rules, so I hope I can be your special person, strong for too long and fearless, gentle and only right.