Funny sentences describing bad luck _ humorous quotations of bad luck

Everyone will encounter some unlucky things. Want to know how to say funny in unlucky sentences? Here are some interesting sentences that I prepared for you to describe bad luck. Welcome to reading. I hope you like them.

Funny sentences describing bad luck (recommended)

1, the house leaked because it rained all night, and the ship was late and met with a headwind.

2, go out and step on shit, fart and lick your heels.

3, long drought, a few drops; An old friend and enemy of another country.

4. Wedding night, next door;

Even the god of plague is avoiding you.

6. Curse parents to curse their wives and children from their mouths, not to wash his face and forget to wash his illness from his mouth.

7. Eat a piece of fish and get stuck by a fishbone.

8. There is no Shuang Fu, but it never rains but it pours.

9, drinking cold water will also be awkward.

10, fart hits the heel.

Interesting sentences describing bad luck (popular articles)

1, someone played mahjong for two consecutive nights and lost miserably. Later, he made a lot of money and was so happy.

2. Fall to the sky and break your nose.

An unlucky person has at least one advantage, which makes him know who his true friends are.

4, worse.

5, the most unfortunate thing is that I just entered a mm and suddenly there was no electricity. When the phone came, people disappeared.

I stepped on the dog today.

7. When I received the email: Unfortunately, I thought that mm received the love letter from the virus email, which made the machine lifeless; The most unfair thing is that the next time my girlfriend's love letter was deleted because she dared not read it, she was also scolded for being bloody.

8. Walking on the road, a group of dogs followed.

9. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

10, even the god of plague is avoiding you.

1 1. Curse your parents and your wife and children.

12, Xiao Pang and I went to the toilet. Xiao Pang praised me for being handsome in the toilet. I was just about to say thank you. Xiao Pang fell into the toilet.

13, the stone hit the clay pot, but unfortunately the clay pot; The pot hits the stone, but it's the pot that's unlucky.

14, Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

15, nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Actually, we have a bad day. I have a lot of things to finish at school every day. Sometimes I feel really tired. Let's write it in Chinese. Math exam. Physics should be checked again. There are many such things. The point is, the teacher checks me every time, which is terrible.

16, drinking cold water can plug the teeth, eating can choke to death.

17, be the first, the first.

18, the aunt next door is eight months pregnant! She stepped on a banana skin and fell down! What a terrible fall! I slipped and hit the ground with my stomach down! At that time, my aunt was bleeding while clutching her stomach! The baby is gone, and the aunt is insane!

19, the most unfortunate thing in people's life is that money is spent and people are not dead; The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

20, alas! It rains all night, and the wind blows late. What bad luck!

Funny sentences describing bad luck (latest)

1. Bad luck is a kind of luck that will never be missed.

2. Durex's bankruptcy is not a tragedy, but Durex's bankruptcy is a tragedy.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.

6. If you reason with him, he will play hooligans with you; If you play rascal, he will reason with you. Excuse me, who is he?

7. Money is a good medicine with blatant effects.

8. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

9. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

10. I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

1 1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you.

12. When I have money, let's buy lollipops and two. You can watch me eat one and I'll show you the other.

13. We must look ahead. If we don't miss some crooked melons and bad dates, how can we know what is good?

14. Hello, Auntie, I'm your son's boyfriend.

15. At the beginning, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

16. Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm beautiful.

17. It's obvious that it's easy to hide, but it's hard to prevent it.

18. Humans are heading for ~ ~ running all the way!

19. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. The problem is that I am poor.