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Funny sentences that say you are handsome and praise yourself for being handsome.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I have the handsomeness and wit that I should not have at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. You have me on your list, and I am handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say I'm handsome behind my back, saying I look good, as if I don't know if I'm bored or not.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror. A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

1, chic is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

I am woken up by myself every morning.

3. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

4. I am handsome enough and smell good! Flowers stink, too

I am woken up by myself every morning.

6. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

7. I tell you secretly that I am actually very handsome!

8. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

9. The adjective "beauty" was simply created for me!

10, handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

1 1, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars have a flat tire, and ghosts are reborn.

12, the world's shortest martial arts novel: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

13, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

14, when I was 16 years old, a girl said that she loved me, and I didn't take it seriously.

15, this world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

16, Handsome is a kind of belief, and I am a flag flying at the forefront to make those clowns feel ashamed.

17, every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

18, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

19, have you seen the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

20. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

2 1, be a woman in the next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

22. Today, I was walking on the road. Several girls say I am handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

23. At school, when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome", I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

24. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

25, idealism said: "I say you are handsome, you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and dare to take the lead.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

28. I hope that only hard work can give wings to tigers.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame, slander and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.

30. If you don't set foot on the muddy path, you can't set foot on the road covered with flowers.

3 1, as long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

33. According to the handsome crime law, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).

34. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.

In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo roots-Even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and try to sprout new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivator trusts his sweat most, and every drop is pregnant with the seeds of hope.

40. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.

4 1, temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.

42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who think I am handsome and those who have never seen me. ...

43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

45. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

47. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.

49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.

Boys boast that they are handsome and funny, and they talk about super narcissism.

1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I am handsome and witty at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. You have me on your list, and I am handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.

2 1. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up on such a handsome face.

22. Mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

24. Some people say I'm handsome, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news all night.

Let's talk openly about what's going on. Don't always say I'm handsome behind my back, saying I look good, as if I don't know if I'm bored or not.

26. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

27. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

28. Valentine's Day is afraid that the object will be taken away if it is too handsome? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

29. I don't have a story, but just being handsome has conquered many people.

30. There was a particularly handsome guy in front of me just now, and we looked at each other for a long time. No one broke this calm until my hands were tired and I slowly put down the mirror.

Tell me you are handsome.

Tell me you are handsome.

1, I never said how handsome I am, nor did I think how handsome I am. So please don't think that your looks are against the sky. Dogs are worse than anyone. You're still very handsome in fashion, and every day there are no doors. Don't brag about your strength. thank you

I practiced by myself for three days and can play more than 30 balls. It feels so handsome.

Sometimes I feel so handsome, and sometimes I feel so ugly. What's going on here? It's hard to control the rhythm in my heart. I am a typical person with a big head and a thick neck. I'm embarrassed to say that I can't sleep, in case you think I'm sick.

I feel so handsome after washing my face every morning. It turned out to be an angle problem.

5. I'm so narcissistic recently ... I always feel that I'm so handsome, and I'm really the material of an overbearing president _ (:з) _

6. Put on black boots and feel so handsome.

7. Today, I finally broke through the bottleneck that the skiing level has not improved for several years ~ I took a cable car to the top and challenged the intermediate ski trail ~ I fell so cool that I felt so handsome.

8. I suddenly feel so handsome!

9. Looking in the mirror today, I feel so handsome.

10, I feel better every time I wash my hair, hahahaha. The male god is so handsome that he is infatuated.

1 1, girls think they are handsome, but it's not that they are really handsome, mainly because the boys around them are so ugly that they have to bear the responsibility of being handsome.

12, I took a very handsome photo of myself today, really handsome.

13, when I washed my hands, I suddenly found myself so handsome that I couldn't help taking dozens of photos.

14, my little brother's face value is too high every day, and he can't sleep. Now he can't sleep at all, and my teenage heart is rippling. Let me have the cheek to ignore my age and say that Oba is so handsome.

15, suddenly feel so handsome ~

16, I feel that my daily life is: lying in the trough, this person is so handsome! Wocao, this girl is so cute! Lying in the trough, this is delicious! Lying in the trough, planting grass, I really want to buy it! Lying in the trough, touching! What do I do every day to find abuse?

17, I bought a leather coat and felt so handsome!

It feels so handsome! ! ! The athletes are great! ! !

19, my roommate saw the true colors of heroes on a whim. As a result, I finished watching Brother Fage by myself, so handsome.

20. Why do you find yourself handsome in the glass every time you take the subway?

2 1, I feel so handsome when I turn on my mobile phone.

22. When I first arrived at the airport, a person in charge of packing luggage carts inexplicably asked me which plane to take, but I ignored him (because I thought he was talking to someone else). As a result, he asked me louder and fiercer. I'll answer what's none of your business and leave. The first time I dragged a stranger like that. Suddenly I feel so handsome.

23, suddenly it's your handsome point! I am so handsome! Ramo is handsome! Handsome, no! Little wives! Call your husband and give him spicy strips! Come on!

24. If I were a man, I should be capable of picking up girls, and I feel so handsome.

25. I am so handsome today. Ha ha ha ha love street dance.

26. On the first day of school, I was lying in the trough, wearing headphones on my schoolbag and sunglasses on my back. I felt so handsome and had the illusion that my intelligence could be exerted.

27. Attending the annual meeting of xxx company is not over yet. I'm waiting to go home and meet my new and old uncles. That man was wonderful yesterday, saying that he was so handsome. He led the textile factory for forty years, and he fell badly when he was drowning in fish and falling wild geese. I really want to go home and watch it. You are all so handsome.

28. The photos taken here feel so handsome, thin and stylish.

29, in fact, sometimes, I will unconsciously feel so handsome.

30. I felt so handsome the moment I took the gun.

3 1, finally remembered the reason for the hair! For a while, in order to blindly pursue handsome style, my hair was copied into green skin! My favorite people call me buddy when they see me! Head down in an instant. . . But at first glance, I still feel so handsome.

32. Anyway, when I am tired of staying together, I feel that I have played a male role and feel so handsome! ! I'm going blind because of the puzzle.

33. I still feel handsome after cutting my hair, but I still feel ugly after cutting it.

I feel so handsome every day, but there are no eggs at all. Let's get to work.

35. I love learning. I am very happy. I'm full. Not sleeping makes me feel satisfied. I'm not sad at all. I believe I won't hang up. I feel like I am flying in the sky. I am so handsome.

36. I said I like wearing glasses best. It's so handsome.

37. After taking a shower, I feel so handsome and love myself.

38, fishing put 2600 in the manuscript, it feels so handsome!

39. Excuse me, what kind of straight man praises his father for being handsome every day? Many people chase him. I don't like him. I think the straight man you made up is a state of mind. Is this straight male cancer?