When Yang Chaoyue obtained her Shanghai household registration, someone stood up and asked, what kind of talent is she?

Guo Degang: "Yu Qian's eldest brother - Yu Xu"

Yu Qian: "How did you get the name Yu Xu"

Guo Degang: "Two brothers, one One is named Yu Qian, the other is named Yu Xu, modest."

Yu Qian: "No, the eldest brother in front should be named Yu Qian."

Guo Degang: "The household registration book is wrong. The eldest brother has been I'm not at home. The place I went to belongs to the Commonwealth. It was a British colony earlier. This country is called Jamaica. My eldest brother went there to study very early. He is successful in his studies. When he is done, he will come back to serve the country."

Yu Qian: "Okay, I want to come back"

Guo Degang: "I won't let him go to Jamaica because he has been here for too many years and has all kinds of cards. After so many years of technical talent, if he leaves, the technology will be lost."

Yu Qian: "Oh, I won't let you go."

Guo Degang: "My eldest brother is trying hard, but I won't let him go."

Yu Qian: "Oh."

Guo Degang: "Jamaica's Congress and Parliament held meetings for three consecutive days to discuss the issue of the drain of technical talent."

Yu Qian: "We really take it seriously"

Guo Degang: "At the end, at the end, one person stood up and asked what kind of technical talent he was"

Guo Degang: "The whole venue was silent"

Yu Qian: "What kind of meeting are we having?"

Guo Degang: "Finally, everyone expressed their position and let him go!"

Yu Qian: "Hey, isn't this Congress a 'waste'? ”

Guo Degang: “The King of Jamaica came over and said, as long as your eldest brother knows how to sweep the floor, he will keep it”

Yu Qian: “I can’t co-write anything”

< p>I rewatched Guo Degang and Yu Qian's classic cross talk "Journey to the East" for one night, and I had a lot of feelings

I thought that Yu Qian's eldest brother - "Yu Xixi" only existed in the artistic time and space of cross talk. Unexpectedly, a piece of news in the evening completely shocked me. It was really what boss Gao Fenggao said: "Put a knife on your butt - open your eyes."

November 24, Lingang, Shanghai Free Trade Zone The official website of the new area management committee announced a list of the "Announcement on the Introduction of the Fifth Batch of Special Talents in 2020", and draft idol Yang Chaoyue was on the list.

Settling in Shanghai, as someone who has experienced the three major thresholds in life: college entrance examination, job hunting, and buying a house, I deeply understand the importance of hukou:

A good hukou, It will allow you to easily get into Tsinghua University and Peking University;

A good hukou will give you priority in getting the job that others dream of;

A good hukou will allow you to get the job you want most. When you are protecting your family, you have a decent and warm home.

As a super first-tier city in Shanghai, I don’t need to elaborate on how rare it is to have a household registration.

I’m not surprised that Yang Chaoyue has been famous for two years and can spend 1 million to open a company of his own. High remuneration in the entertainment industry is almost everyone’s default, but Yang Chaoyue was introduced as a special talent. That's outrageous. How can she be considered a talent if she can't even sing or dance at her job?

Yes, I am just sour and jealous.

A while ago, Internet celebrity anchor Li Jiaqi settled in Shanghai as a special talent. I didn’t say anything. He can negotiate for big brands at low prices, he can bring hundreds of millions of goods, and he can be the number one Internet celebrity. I admire the position, I can't do it, not only can I not do it, but any one of you here may not be able to do what Li Jiaqi is doing now. The right time and place + luck, even if Li Jiaqi does it again, he can't do it. May not succeed.

This Li Jiaqi is a talent, I agree, but what skills does Yang Chaoyue have?

Yu Qian’s eldest brother stayed in Jamaica as long as he knew how to sweep floors

I wouldn’t be angry if Ms. Yang looked a bit “talented”.

A "cultural communication" company with a registered capital of 1 million? I have been working hard in the entertainment industry for many years. You don’t have to have money to open a cultural and entertainment company like this. At least I am sure that the threshold for this company is not much higher than opening a bun shop. This kind of boss looks like a leather bag company. For Shanghai, a fashionable metropolis, what kind of talent is this?

If I have to rely on my status as a boss to settle down, I dare say that half of the people in my address book now have Shanghai hukou. Do you believe it?

In the final analysis, Yang Chaoyue relies on his star status.

But her star status is unrealistic. She is not well-known as a singer, her songs are off-key, she has no acting skills as an actress, and she can’t even manage her expressions well. How can she say she can act? ?

The only thing that can be used is that she is beautiful and can cry.

This is the point that makes me feel that I have been slapped by society. As expected, appearance is everything.

No matter what you need to study or what you need to get a degree, it is not as good as looking good + crying well.

No wonder so many people are trying their best to be a star. There is no need to take exams or academic qualifications, as long as someone praises you, a natural good looks can match your doctorate after 20 years of study.

You said that "talent introduction" was originally a good thing, but why did it become so frustrating?

If you were asked to choose your life

First, study hard and work through normal channels, and finally try various channels to obtain a Shanghai household registration and save millions to buy a house.

The second is to become a star.

Which one do you think has the best chance of success?

Obviously, the first is a long shot, but that’s exactly what many people are doing.

We live a down-to-earth life and squeeze out every drop of our energy to achieve excellent results and get first place. However, there are a few people who can get the settlement qualification, and how many of them, like Yang Chaoyue, Do you have hundreds or tens of millions to buy a house at your age?

Once you become a star, you have all these things, you have the qualifications and you have the money.

Celebrities already have a lot of "privileges", but they still want to grab the quota for ordinary people to jump over the dragon gate.

Yang Chaoyue is not a first-line star, and he is not very good. It is so chilling that such a "koi" can enjoy such treatment. This is obvious, and everyone is encouraged not to go to school to become a star.

The dignity of a scholar. It is better to be a star than to live in poverty for ten years. It turns out that this is not just talk.