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You can mop the floor with me when my hair is waist-length.

1, everyone who loves with heart will get the gentlest care of fate.

There are many things you know are not practical, but you can't help buying them. Just like some people know that there is no result, they still can't help but get close.

3. Korean girls listen to Chinese songs, while China girls listen to Korean songs. Anyway, if you don't understand them, you'd better listen.

4. Away from the bustling and thoughtful crowd, where would you go?

5. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, but only if it is worthwhile.

6. Am I too stupid and sad, or are you too tired and used to it?

7. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed. . .

8. The coldest breakup is: It's too hot, and it's even hotter when we're together.

9. I wonder if someone will tell me about the stupid things we did when we were young and frivolous when I am old.

10 regardless of my pain, he brazenly engraved his visit here in my heart.

1 1, so many people care about you, where is one less me?

12, dear, do you feel my absence? ?

13, the one who is not with me is not the favorite, but the favorite, and he is no longer with me.

14, maybe we are too young now. If you really love me, wait for me for three years, just three years.

15, people who betray me, I have never been unfaithful once, and I don't need a hundred times.

16, forget it. Only when the heart is dead can it be forgotten.

17, loneliness is too good for me to compete with.

18, people often cover up their inner cowardice with ferocious faces.

19, I have always been a supporting role in your love.

20. No one ever understood me. I'm used to pretending to be strong and facing everything alone.

2 1, history is like this, winners and losers, only talk about merits and demerits, no matter right or wrong.

22. What kind of dreams did you have? Maybe too much. What beliefs do you hold on to now? Maybe you'll stick to it.

If you are too kind to a person, he will push his luck and ignore you.

24, sad personality signature: I promise you a lifetime of gentleness, so we passed by in the world of mortals.

25. If there is no reason to fall in love, why are there so many excuses when you don't love?

26. Everyone's youth can't escape a love. Here, there is love, affection, joy and joy, but there is no eternity.

27. Since you don't love, don't make a promise easily. You don't have me in your heart

28. The lonely shadow shook down the blank in the story, leaving only my fleeting time without your shortcomings.

29, don't be too persistent, he doesn't feel bad.

30. I will keep everything I have done for you in my diary. In a few years, when I look back, I will find how stupid I am.

3 1, zgg lost ten dollars, which was worse than being lovelorn and happier than being married.

32. Behind every woman you miss so much, there is a man who plays with her enough.

33. Love is not time, and there is no reason to hold your hand. I can only stand back.

I got up the courage to tell you that I like you, and the answer you gave me was to stay away from me, because I feel dirty!

35. It turns out that love will expire. I don't know how to cherish and forget to love you.

36. The furthest distance in the world is the track of my tears falling after you turn around.

37. Five principles of happiness: no hate in your heart, no worry in your heart, simple life, more pay and less expectation.

38. _ _ _ _ Sometimes, when you see a very simple word, you don't know it. . .

39. Time tells you that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

40, some things, that is, after repeated disappointment, suddenly figured it out.

4 1, who gave me calm love, who accompanied me to see through the fleeting scenery, once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but it is not worth a good reunion after all.

42. No matter how good the past is, the number of memories will fade!

43, if before the destruction of the earth, I hope to accompany me to the end is you.

44. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams.

45. Some things are lost, which is more unforgettable than having them.

If two people become friends after breaking up, it means that I have never loved you.

47. Don't think that if you jump out of a stone, you will become the Monkey King.

The classic says: When my hair reaches my waist, can a teenager marry me?

1, stand in the center of outsiders and be the light of others.

2, buried in the old days, you don't read, I don't want to. The old look of the old days is vague but unforgettable after all.

I wish you a bright future, but I don't want to add flowers.

4. There is an impossible possibility called later.

5, some misunderstandings are missed for a lifetime.

6. Is there such a person who keeps me in my heart?

7, a heart, after being hurt countless times, will become unusually quiet.

8, all the way to sing, all the way back, endless memories, tears.

9. A heavy heart and withered hair are all a reincarnation clock.

10, our story is so short that I remember every detail clearly.

1 1, Tianya Road, never far. Love for children has always been infatuated.

12, the pain will not be less, and the thoughts will not grow old. It is better to let yourself burn at once.

13, all the warmth stopped unpacking the disguise of happiness, leaving a sarcastic smile on the corners of the mouth.

14, the years have fallen into prosperity, and blood has dyed Jia Rong red. Who can rule for you?

15, the elegance of burning out, who turned it into a flower on the other side?

16, how do you know I'm not behind you if you don't look back?

17, that unforgettable promise, who urged the rain at that moment.

18, a clever pen is difficult to write, a sad piece of paper, a pale oath, after all, can not resist the forgetting of the years.

19, even if you are filthy like a hedgehog, I still have no taboo to reach out and hug.

20. White clouds are floating in the blue sky in September, which is the smell you left me.

2 1, when tears turn into rain, at that moment, whose vows can be reincarnated?

22. Can a teenager marry me when my hair is waist-length?

23. Spring flowers are not as red as grass, and teenagers are not as beautiful as old ones.

24. One meter of sunshine is enough to warm Berlin's injuries.

25. The best years celebrated were buried by drunkenness.

26. Give me a lifelong dream, and Liangsheng won't tell me that I am sad.

27. This sadness touched the fleeting time.

28. Who will watch the world of mortals with?

29. Residual flowers are everywhere.

30, magnified the last 1 loneliness in my heart.

About how good it is to treat a teenager with waist-long hair and marry me.

When my hair is waist-length, it is no problem for a teenager to marry me. When young people have a lot of hair, they can wear ten miles of red makeup, but they are afraid of long hair and waist. Teenagers love others, smile at you when your hair is full, and treat you with waist-length hair. I am no longer young, and I will never forget it. I still remember when I was young, I made love with my eyes.

About how good it is to treat a teenager with waist-long hair and marry me.

1. Can a teenager marry me when my hair reaches my waist? Candle shadows make spring nights drunk, and troubled times throw the world of mortals. When I have long hair to my waist, the clouds float by in an instant. The world is cold and unpredictable, so you leave the DPRK.

Second, can a teenager marry me when I have long hair and waist? Is it possible to put on ten miles of red makeup in the Green Silk Palace? I'm afraid of waist-length hair, and teenagers fall in love with others; Think of you as a blue silk hut and watch her smile in the arms of a teenager. Time goes by, blink of an eye, blink of an eye, we are so old.

Third, I hope to win a heart and never leave each other. You gave birth to a concubine, I gave birth to a gentleman, and I am old. When I grow my hair to my waist, the teenager will marry me! All I remember is that it rained cats and dogs that day. You stand in the open air under the rain, and the rain keeps falling down your cheeks. Your eyes are wide and round, and there is a trace of sadness and confusion in your eyes. It's unbearable to be silent when you want to say it. Then you turned away and watched the rain pour down your back and disappear from my sight bit by bit, as if you had never left, and as if you had never appeared in my world.

Fourth, treat me with long hair and waist and become a Buddha? If you come back safely, I'll put down the butcher knife. How do I know that things are unpredictable when I have long hair to my waist? Fallacy is a cruel knife, and years are never calm.

Five years later, I finally opened the video and watched the first issue of Zhejiang Museum. Treat me with waist-length hair and a teenager can marry me. I am willing to wear ten miles of red makeup when I am young and healthy. Very beautiful picture. Ren Zhong said this and looked at the pictures of the wedding team, which was very impressive. There are two more sentences behind this sentence. But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her. I suggest you pity the present.

6. Many people know not to forget your initiative to achieve your ultimate goal, but few people know that the second part of the sentence is easy to get at the beginning, and my long hair is always difficult to keep to the waist. It is good for a teenager to marry me. When you are young, you can make a wish with heavy makeup, but your hair is waist-long. The teenager fell in love with someone else. It is ridiculous for me to laugh at your smile. The original oath was just a slip of the tongue.

Seven, a word is very simple, but when the other party regards a word as trust and tells you as a promise for the rest of your life, it is more a responsibility than a happy acceptance and touch. As a man, you are responsible for the girl you love! Just like a classic saying, can you marry me when my hair is waist-high? This is not commitment and responsibility! Because the girl's long hair represents the girl's elegant and lovely feelings, represents the girl's enchanting and charming youth, and represents the romantic and silent commitment and yearning for freedom! When you say this, you should accept everything about a girl and give her everything that belongs to her!

Eight, when I have long hair and waist, teenagers can marry me. I am willing to wear ten miles of red makeup when I am young and healthy. But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her.

Nine, time is one-way and irreversible, just like 20xx has just passed, but you can't go back to the first day of 20xx. Then, let me grow my hair again. When it grows to my waist, can the teenager marry me? No, no, not a little old. Cover me.

Ten, misty rain picturesque, my impression of Jiangnan is ink. Treat me with waist-length hair and a teenager can marry me. You can wear ten miles of red makeup when your hair is good. This is the wish of every daughter in ancient times. On the wedding day, the dowry team starts from the bride's family and stretches for dozens of miles, just like a red ribbon.

1 1. I thought I had long hair to see my college life: when my hair was waist-length, the article about how a teenager could marry me touched me. Since there is no such day, what's the use of keeping three thousand troubled thoughts? If I only keep expectations and have no expectations, I won't be disappointed. I'm naive and scary, too. I really want to start over. Give me a heart of stone. I hated myself for not being strong enough and cried. Nothing like myself.

Twelve, I think that year, I was young and ignorant, but I was unforgettable. Meeting in tears is fate, unforgettable. Unexpectedly, the wind blows cold and the ice is biting, so I can't help but forget people. I hate the sky. Beautiful women have a short life, how can they forget their faces? Think of the old saying: When I have waist-length hair, can a teenager marry me?

Thirteen, waist-high in less than a year. This time, if I make up my mind to cut my hair short, I will sell it or donate it (anyway, I can't make a 90-degree wish for a teenager with long waist-length hair that was popular a few years ago).

Fourteen, "Ten Miles of Red Makeup Daughter Dream" treats me with long hair and waist. Can teenagers marry me? Would you like to wear ten miles of red makeup when you are young and healthy? But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her. Write back to your waist, and I will return to North Korea in triumph. Horses used to be free and unrestrained, and they were all young heroes. The east is rosy, and the West Lake is foggy. Holding a gun and fighting bloody battles in all directions, I vowed to keep the mountains and rivers beautiful. There should be a day to come back victorious and spend the night with you. I hope to die hand in hand, and I am willing to make a robe with my son.

Fifteen, treat me with long hair and waist, and the teenager will marry me. I am willing to wear ten miles of red makeup when I am young and healthy. But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her. When my hair reached my waist, Dongfeng said goodbye to Han Tao with a smile. Participating businessmen will report at the same time, and people in Bailiguan Mountain will laugh. The charming moonlight in winter seems to attract Liao from China. Even the Great Wall was invited at night, and the dogwood disappeared on the Double Ninth Festival. Treat me waist-length with long hair and treat northern beauty well. Deja vu is in bud, and the affair is clear. There is no panic when the heart is like frost. Conan has a dream. Bring out the best in each other, and red lights and candles take up. When my hair reaches my waist, Dou E floats in the snow. Three feet of white practice swaying, winter and summer like a dream. Don't be charming when you make a mistake. Yesterday, it was hard to burn. Who wants glass enamel? I'm a general. When my hair is waist-length, Dongting Lake is still beautiful, gardenias are unique and small fans are dazzling. In those days, the hair was waist-high and the moon was bright and sunny. Now it is time, and the dream of spring last night is still good. When I have waist-length hair, the beautiful scenery is unique, the bones are found, and the soul is transformed into beautiful things. When my hair is waist-high, will the Iraqis come back? I came to Korea from all over the world, but I didn't see Ruan Lang smile?

When my hair is waist-length, what a beautiful sentence and what a beautiful promise. Now I have waist-length hair, but I have lost the boy who said he would marry me. Now I want to say: boy, I was wrong! Regret! Will you come back?

17. Now think about the sentence of network celebrities who occupied space to sign files in those years. It's good for a teenager to marry me It's really unpretentious.

Eighteen, AoZiyi, I love you, I love you, starting today, I want to cut my hair short, to apply an old saying, marry me when my hair is waist-high, good boy!

Nineteen, you accompany me from shoulder-length short hair to waist-length long hair, so I accompany you from naive to calm: when I have long hair to my waist, will the teenager marry me [Doraemon is delicious]? Would you like to wear ten miles of red makeup when you are young and healthy? But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her.

Twenty, when my hair reaches my waist, can a teenager marry me? But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. When the hair is waist-high, the beauty will turn yellow when you get old. The autumn wind is bleak and wild, and the chrysanthemum is half folded. When I am waist-high, the past is boundless and the road is long. Flowers, moons and clouds go with the wind. Don't be heartbroken. When I was waist-high, Silver and China people were far apart. It's a long way to go, and I'm disappointed when I look back. I always wanted to see it in the mirror when I was waist-high. Three thousand troubles will eventually disperse, and I will bury my heart in Jiang Yang.

Twenty-one, into the pit of short hair. . . . Shorter every time, the short hair that the baby face can't control is like the devil in the world. I still want to say: Hey! Can a teenager marry me when I have long hair to my waist?

Twenty-two, hold your hand and grow old with your son. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. I haven't seen you all day, Sanqiu. Qingqing is your collar, YY is my miss. Send a song to you, don't invite people to get together at the end of the song. Just because I think, when I look back on you, I miss your dynasty and dusk. Help the door think of your instructions, climb high and see the end of the world. I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away. Can a teenager marry me when I have long hair to my waist?

Number 23, are you okay? He looked at the familiar and strange girl in front of him and asked me if a teenager could marry me if her hair was waist-high. Would you like to wear ten miles of red makeup when you are young and healthy? But I'm afraid of waist-length hair. Teenagers fall in love with others, with green hair to you, with her smile to smile at you! The man who told me in tears that I was fine and wanted to marry himself is now going to be someone else's groom. You said the water was weak, and you only got a scoop of water, but now you have gone to another wonderful new story. I went back to the past, but you can't go back to the original love song that you never forget. The exciting melody can't knock the cold heart, which is far away. You've sung the result to others, and it's just me and me. Sighing the world of mortals, tears mixed with dust. The wind destroys the fallen leaves, and my heart is boundless.

Twenty-four, can a teenager marry me when I have long hair and waist? Looking at my short hair, I suddenly remembered this sentence, but I didn't know who to say it to. I think it's really hard for me. I am deeply opposed to blind date, because I know that I can't accept knowing someone in this way, let alone falling in love with someone in this way, no matter how excellent the other person's conditions are. So I still refused the blind date arranged by my family. I don't want my marriage to stand a chance. What I want to marry must be my love. What I want to marry must be my love. He can make me feel at ease With him around, I don't feel any pain, because I know he will always support me, and he is my reassurance.

Twenty-five, when my hair reaches my waist, can a teenager marry me? I am willing to wear ten miles of red makeup when I am young and healthy. Afraid of waist-length hair, teenagers fall in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her. Show a photo of a bride with big eyes trying on makeup.

Treat my long hair and waist well.

Treat my long hair and waist well.

1, I have waist-length hair, where are you, young man? I have waist-length hair, why haven't you shown up yet! I have waist-length hair, but you married a girl with short hair. I have waist-length hair. Have you ever forgotten my promise? I have waist-length hair, and then I cut it.

When my hair is waist-length, I will return the favor. I hope you can report this to Qiong Yao and hold your hand for the rest of your life. When I have long hair to my waist, I know that the moon is bright, and there is no snow and no sorrow tonight. Treat me waist-length, just like the unchanging moon, you will rise like the sun, and this love will not collapse. You worried about my heart when my hair was waist-length. I sigh what you want, and you say that heaven is long. When I have long hair to my waist and set myself on fire in July, my red makeup is wonderful and the grass is beside the Weihe River. When my hair was waist-length, there were fifty strings in Saibei, and each string was a pillar of the New Year, so I hunted with a flag in the pool. When my hair is waist-high, I will be on the outskirts of the mulberry fence. Whoever drinks at the East fence will be at dawn after dusk. Treat me waist-length, drunk and lying on the battlefield without laughing. When night comes, the stars will dry up and the glaciers will iron me out. When I have waist-length hair, wide sleeves and a beautiful skirt, it suits me just right. When my hair is waist-high, thousands of rivers are boundless, and the lotus leaves are slender and burning, it is just right to pick lotus by myself. -Germain

3. When my hair was waist-length, Dongfeng said goodbye to Tao Tao with a smile. Participating businessmen will report at the same time, and people in Bailiguan Mountain will laugh. The charming moonlight in winter seems to attract Liao from China. Even at the invitation of the Great Wall, the dogwood of Chongyang has long since disappeared. Treat me waist-length with long hair and treat northern beauty well. Deja vu is in bud, and the affair is clear. There is no panic when the heart is like frost. Conan has a dream. Bring out the best in each other, Lang Jun. Red lights light candles. When my hair reaches my waist, Dou E floats in the snow. Three feet of white practice swaying, winter and summer like a dream. Don't be charming when you make a mistake. Yesterday, it was hard to burn. Who wants glass enamel? Give me half a foot of Bi Tao. When my hair is waist-length, Dongting Lake is still beautiful, gardenias are unique and small fans are dazzling. In those days, the hair was waist-high and the moon was bright and sunny. Now it is time, and the dream of spring last night is still good. When I have waist-length hair, the beautiful scenery is unique, the bones are found, and the soul is transformed into beautiful things. I wish the Iraqis would come back when my hair is waist-high. I came to Korea from all over the world, and I couldn't see Ruan Lang's smile. -Germain

4. When my hair reaches my waist, I will open the Jing Zhao early, and I will break the strings six times. The liver is ruptured. When my hair is waist-high, it's raining, the dusk is bleak, and my youth is shaking slowly with the wind. When I was waist-high, the bright moon hung on the floats in Beijing, and thousands of families weighed in, who knew it was yellow and blue? When I was waist-high, it was snowy and rainy in Qian Shan, and the jade in the forest was misty, but I couldn't meet the pearl. Hair to the waist, immersed in the floating beam of the moon, yin and yang are confused and confused. Hair to the waist, the end of the world is reduced, all beings don't smell the flowers, and the autumn moon night comes from the spoon. When my hair is waist-length, it is good for the general to come back. Gillian in Jiaofang Temple has a delicate heart. Hair to the waist, moved to the western suburbs outside the city, pipa twisting, whispering. When my hair was waist-length, I happened to be on the Yi River, picking Jessica Hester Hsuan coming and going from the European Union and embracing the silk of cloth trade. The general will marry me when my hair reaches my waist. Lotus is like a willow tip, and my heart is full of waves. -Germain

When my hair is waist-high, my fingertips just shine, and I feel shocked and dazzled. Dream-scented cigarettes curl up to my hair and waist. In March, spring came in Chu Xiao, apricot flowers brought rain, and the moonlight on stained glass was more charming. When I have long hair to my waist, I will have love and hate in my life. When I know, I will be old. When my hair is waist-length, I am bound by a cocoon, Meng Jiao, smiling with her face half hidden. Who will knock at the door after the flowers fall? Where did the Jade Man play the flute when my hair reached my waist? The rain of tears rings skillfully and the neon is beautiful. When my hair reaches my waist, it will be difficult to find bosom friends in my life. I don't want to be misled. At dawn, the water turns to peach blossoms, and my long hair will reach my waist. Who rocks the boat on the river, how to move the bead curtain upstairs, the wind is fluttering and the rain is rustling. When my hair is waist-length, the words in the mansion are all in silver tones. No matter who is burning incense, how can I throw away my spring worries? When my hair is waist-length, butterflies will seek fragrance in the western suburbs, and I will be happy in Guangling San. I'll report to you in the afterlife when my hair grows to my waist. I hope you can come in time. -Germain

6. Do you know how beautiful the original sentence "Treat my long hair to my waist" is? This is a letter: hair to the waist, how about the return of the general? This gentleman is carefree, how can he expect mountains and rivers to be rustling? At dawn, at dusk, my head is white and old. The cold sword silently listens to the thunder, and the pike is independent and empty. Lying drunk on the battlefield, you don't laugh, you honk the horn all night. Evening guest Jiangnan, red rope knotted hair tip. Reply: When your hair reaches your waist, I will return to the DPRK in triumph. Horses used to be free and unrestrained, and they were all young heroes. The east is rosy, and the West Lake is foggy. Holding a gun and fighting bloody battles in all directions, I vowed to keep the mountains and rivers beautiful. There should be a day to come back victorious and spend the night with you. I hope to die hand in hand, and I am willing to make a robe with my son.

7. When I have long hair and waist, a teenager can marry me. I am willing to wear ten miles of red makeup when I am young and healthy. But I'm afraid of waist-length hair and teenagers falling in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her. -He Xiaodao's "Ten Miles of Red Makeup Daughter Dream"

8. When I have long hair and waist, teenagers can marry me; I am willing to wear ten miles of red makeup when I am young and healthy. -He Xiaodao's "Ten Miles of Red Makeup Daughter Dream"

9. Can a teenager marry me when my hair is waist-length? -He Xiaodao's "Ten Miles of Red Makeup Daughter Dream"

10, will the girl marry me when I have eight ABS?

1 1, but afraid of long hair and waist, teenagers fall in love with others. Treat you with green silk and smile to see you smile with her.

12, my hair grows to the waist. Can I strangle you now?

13. Will you marry me when my hair reaches my waist? Unfortunately, I just cut my waist-length hair shoulder-length. ...