Funny sentences adapted from ancient poems

1. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. You must know how to do it. (Ganba Daddy Vs, Pressure and Falling)

2. There were three thousand guests in the house, and no one was a close friend. (Geniuses are lonely)

3. The road is long and long, but once a hero has gone he will never return! (It's so neat)

4. The emperor couldn't get on the boat, so he spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent. (So ??brave)

5. Flying down three thousand feet is not as good as Wang Lun’s gift to me. (Wang Lun jumped off a cliff?)

6. When asked what love is in the world, the apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. (Sad Ape)

7. When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond; when the sister heard that her sister was coming, she hung herself from the southeast branch. When the younger brother heard that his older sister was coming, he stopped playing the pipa and was too late to speak. (This girl, you have such a bad character)

8. I ask you how much sorrow you can have, don’t just feel it in your heart. (Is this the original match?)

9. Late at night, I suddenly dreamed about my youth, but I only dreamed about idle people, not about you. (Do you have a grudge against this person?)

10. I wish to be like winged birds in the sky, and fly separately when disaster strikes. (You two are a perfect match)

11. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and the iron pestles are ground into embroidery needles. (Realism)

12. Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains, (Owe someone money? He ran fast enough!)

13. One day Being bitten by a snake, you hear the singing of birds everywhere. (This is very connotative) Poetry

14. The beauty rolls up the bead curtain, and all traces of people disappear. The apes on both sides of the bank couldn't stop crying, and the frogs were startled. (Is this still a beauty?!)

15. Cars are rolling, horses are rustling, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Jia Mansion organizes a spring outing?)

16. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together. (Causal relationship)

17. When I left home and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female. (Poor man, what have you experienced in these years?)

18. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree weighs begonias. (Happy Together)

19. Where can I find a restaurant? Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City. (No nonsense!)

20. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock and returned to the girl in the middle of the night. (Death will not change)

21. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent. (Rot!!)

22. There is no place to go after wearing iron shoes, but that person is in the dim light. (Should you be happy or depressed?)

23. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are three people facing each other. (It can only be understood but not expressed in words)

24. Jiangzhou Sima’s green shirt is wet, does the Xuancheng prefect know? (With JQ) Funny Sentences

25. I think back to the time when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, which made me unhappy! (My lover is married, but the groom is not you)

26. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun. From now on, the king will not go to court early. (You idiot!)

27. Sitting up in shock while dying of illness, smiling and asking where the guest came from (pretending to be sick? Looking back?)

28. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is thousands of feet deep , hot spring water washes away fat. (Girl, be careful of drowning)

29. Red hands, yellow vine wine, two orioles singing in the green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a row of egrets ascended into the sky. (Such an artistic conception can only be achieved in Chinese) Funny adaptations of ancient poems that make people laugh to death without paying for their lives

Funny adaptations of ancient poems that make people laugh to death without paying for their lives Selection one:

1. Meet each other It's hard to say goodbye, but the anus is still in my boyfriend's bed.

2. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A big river has wide waves.

3. Chirp again chirp, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747!

4. There is no grass anywhere in the world, but the singing of birds is everywhere.

5. If you die under the peony flower, please burn the paper if you have any problem.

6. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die on the beach.

7. The wind is blowing and the water is cold, and influenza A is easily transmitted.

8. When I was dying of illness, I sat up in shock, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

9. The beauty rolls up the bead curtain, and all traces of people disappear.

10. Zhao Xianglu gave birth to Ziyan.

11. A man has forty-one flowers, and I will kill them all after they bloom!

12. In the middle of the night, ghosts knock on the door, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

13. When will the injustice be repaid? How much do we know about the past?

14. If you are poor, you will live alone; if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines.

15. Whoever has never died in life since ancient times would be better off hanging on the southeast branch.

16. I leave as quietly as I came

17. The three thousand beauties in the harem are not as good as Wang Lun’s gift to me.

18. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, but Wang Er next door didn't pick it.

19. I have always hated the village girl who had no place to look for, so I turned to this place unconsciously.

20. The sun rises by the cave and rains by the stream. The Taoist priest is ruthless and the bird is affectionate.

21. Pick chrysanthemums under the east fence and hang them from the southeast branches.

22. When Guan Gong and Qin Qiong meet, why should they have known each other before?

23. A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall, and ten couples bow to each other nine times.

24. I looked for him thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly I looked back and found that man at the canteen at the door.

25. After searching for him for thousands of times, I suddenly looked back and saw that the man was sleeping in the street office.

26. The hero's sword is not old, but the old lady's charm is still there.

27. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. It makes my brother happy and hurts his kidneys.

28. How much sorrow can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

29. Purple smoke rises from the incense burner in Rizhao, and you can see the Beijing roast duck restaurant in the distance

30. The sound of spring is dawning, and mosquito bites are everywhere.

31. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold. If you don't show up late at night for an appointment, the hero will burst into tears.

32. The little lotus has just revealed its sharp corners, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall

33. If you are poor, you will be alone, but if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines.

34. For ten years, life and death were uncertain, and I walked around nightclubs looking for the Cowherd.

35. Under the bright moonlight in front of the bed, you will be healthier after washing.

36. There will be times when there are strong winds and waves, so just hang up your sleeve and enter the deep valley.

37. I asked you how sad you can be. If you are sleepy and tired, drink Red Bull.

38. When I left home and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female.

39. Good rain knows the season, but your shoes will get wet when you walk.

40. I persuaded God to shake off one of his hands.

41. The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. I love Adi King all my life.

42. If you are caught by surprise, you will be killed.

43. Stallone walked to Lu Tixia, Huayin County at night and punched Edison Chen

44. Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall dry red, and White Snake flooded Jinshan PowerWord

45. The wedding night was full of flowers and candles, and I never forgot to tell Naiwen.

46. There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me more?

47. The sun sets and the heartbroken man is brushing his teeth.

48. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod will be ground into a needle.

49. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together.

50. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall and flew into the homes of ordinary people.

51. Luoxia and Lone Bird eloped, Qiu Shui and Changtian divorced.

52. The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep, and the ancients did not use paper for defecation.

53. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, white in the southeast, northwest, and middle.

54. You will regret running out of books when you have used them, and you will not have enough money at the end of the month.

55. I advise you not to drink Erguotou. There is no way to eliminate the blush, so you only lower your brows, but it is in your heart.

56. Relatives and friends in Luoyang are like asking each other, and they will die without knowing it.

57. When the time comes to say goodbye, I will know the Tianma Meteor Boxing.

58. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and a pear tree is blooming above the begonia.

59. Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, where can the beautiful lady teach you how to play the flute?

60. The road is long and my legs are long. I will feel my way up and down.

61. I shake the sack without taking away a cabbage.

62. The girl moans at night and becomes a sister-in-law.

63. You will never regret taking off your clothes and belt, but you will feel haggard because of the beauty.

64. The saliva is worth three thousand feet, but there is no money in the pockets.

65. The country is like a painted skin, and life is like a wet dream.

66. At noon on the day of hoeing, the sperm fell onto the bed and into the soil.

67. But if the Dragon City Flying General is here, the pink and white in the Sixth Palace will have no color.

68. 21: The merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country's subjugation, but she still sings the nunchaku across the river

69. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and an iron rod can be ground into a needle.

70. Once bitten by a snake, you will hear the singing of birds everywhere.

71. In front of Xisai Mountain, egrets fly and turtles climb by the river in Dongcun.

72. My husband and I took off our shirts and spent the spring night warmly in the hibiscus tent.

73. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, making all the young and old happy.

74. I am so crazy about my teenage life that I want my mistress to keep me company when I return home.

75. At noon on the hoeing day, the music is singing to the sky. The sound of wind and rain comes at night, and all things are moistened silently.

76. But the flying generals of Longcheng are here, and the king will not go to court early from now on.

77. The three cobblers all have the same stink.

78. When you are young, you don’t know how valuable sperm is, but when you are old, you realize that sex is tiring.

79. Don’t know the true face of Mount Lu, only know how to bend the bow and shoot the big eagle.

80. A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall, and will be stuffed inside the wall later.

81. Listen to your words and let the saints study.

82. Don’t worry if you have no friends in the future, the best will never be ignored.

Selection 2 of the collection of funny adaptations of ancient poems: Laughing to death without paying for one's life:

1. The morning rain in Weicheng is light and dusty, and the rain is heavy and kills people. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. If nothing happens, just take a few steps. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep and cannot be as deep as Xiaomi's love for you.

2. Wait for the moonlight to shine in front of the thief’s bed, and the thief climbs into the window. When I opened the safe, I saw it was a refrigerator. Huang Yesi saw the bright moonlight in front of his bed, and Li Bai stripped naked. Jump into a bed and have a good time.

3. When you look at the mountains from a distance, they are colored, and you are a pervert; when you hear the water up close, you are silent, and you are a parallel import; when spring has gone, the flowers are still there, and the flowers are like a monk; when people come, the birds are not surprised, and the birds are alone. Ha ha ha ha.

4. The restaurant owner actually laughed at me. He laughed at me for not asking for money and only drinking vegetable soup. Recently, I am afraid of talking about the events of the day. The building is empty when people leave, and the bowl of soup is empty. Where can I find delicious vegetable soup?

5. Entering the freshman year, aiming for a thousand miles, graduating from the senior year, full of ambition, and the friendship between gentlemen It's as light as water, just like a farmer's mineral water. Don't worry if you have no friends in the future, you are all brothers who will fail the exam.

6. What you see on paper is ultimately shallow. Since ancient times, melons have been bitter and then sweet. There have been shocking people on the Internet, each leading the way for dozens of days. They are both fallen people at the end of the world, and they are docked on ships thousands of miles away from Dongwu. , show off your nakedness and reveal a little bit, you want to leave the green and white in the world!

7. The moonlight is shining brightly in front of the bed, what is it, the sky is full of little stars. Suspecting that there is frost on the ground, I raise my head to look at the bright moon and lower my head to miss my wife, so I shed tears while listening to the love song.

8. I want to ride the wind and go home, but I don’t have to go home in the slanting wind and drizzle. I wanted to make a boat trip again, but the boat was late and encountered a strong wind. The house leaked and it rained all night. Life is full of frustrations and frustrations, but it can also eliminate a few storms, which is difficult to do in ancient times.

9. Chirping after chirping makes reading boring. I couldn't hear the sound of reading, I could only hear the woman sighing. Ask her what she is thinking about, and ask her what she is remembering. The vegetables planted last night may not be on the ground.

10. The day of hoeing is at noon, and the whole day of mahjong is also hard. You can pick the stars with your hands, and the flowers on the pole will touch each other. Spring has gone and the flowers are still there, three yuan and four happiness cards are drawn by oneself. He is calm when people come and never cares about winning or losing.

11. On this day last year, in this door, I fired the cannon and touched it; the face of the person did not know where to go, the price of pork went up like crazy; the building near the water got the moon first, let the east, west, northwest wind blow, and the side of the sinking boat Thousands of sails pass by, and every year is different!

12. The weekend is gone, you have to wait. It's so hard to go to work, but I think back to when I was in college, how wonderful my life was. I got up at ten o'clock, skipped classes, and still looked for Internet cafes. The campus is picturesque and filled with heroes. Only by reading at night before the exam can you find the key points at the critical moment.

13. Luo had a good daughter who named herself Yufeng. Yufeng was good at surfing the Internet and posted wedding invitations. When she saw Yufeng when she was old, she would stroke her beard and smile evilly. When she saw Yufeng when she was young, she would run away.

14. How much sorrow can you have? Let me strangle your tenderness to death. Wu Yan went up to the west building alone, saying "let's go" and not letting go all the way.

15. There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai was so hungry that he looked down to see mice and looked up to see cockroaches, which was really sad.

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17. Between the water in Guazhou, Jingkou, a line of egrets ascends to the blue sky. They walk as gently as they came. They wave their sleeves, not to take away a single cloud, but to leave innocence in the world.

18. When will the spring flowers and autumn moon come, how many sorrows will there be in my heart? There was an east wind in the small building last night, and lovesickness is always in the wind and rain. The carved railings and jade masonry should still be there, but the name has been changed. I ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like my blood is flowing everywhere.

19. Zhang San didn’t pay for the boat ride. The boatman stepped off the boat. The water in Peach Blossom Pond was a thousand feet deep. He didn’t know whether Zhang San was dead or not, and the boatman was filled with hatred.

20. You are forged out of the mountains, and you are like a brick when burned by the fire. The sun rose in the east and rained in the west, and Saddam died in the end. One day the dragon will get water, and it will make you look beautiful every day.

21. Silently walking up to the west building alone, the lonely sycamore trees are crowded with people, cutting constantly, the heart is still confused, it is the sadness of separation, and there is no longing for lovesickness in my heart.

22. The road is long and long, but God struck by lightning and a hole was broken in the door. I will go up and down to find a lock. I am lonely and unloved when I grow old. It is only because I had a puppy love in the past. If God has love, the sky will also grow old. My puppy love made me die early. Alas!

23. Red beans are grown in the south, and they are good for feeding chickens in spring. There is a bright moon on the sea, and it is the right time to feed the chickens. Everything is silent here, except for the sound of chickens pecking. In the Ming Dynasty, sails and mats were hung, and chicken feathers fell.

24. Two orioles sing in the green willows. A snail climbs up. Two orioles laugh. It’s still early for the grapes to ripen. What are you doing up here? The stupid bird flies into the forest early and goes up step by step. climb.

25. The sunset is infinitely beautiful, but it’s just another divorce. The sun has faded over the mountains, but there are no notes. Thinking about the long journey of heaven and earth, I shed tears with sadness. Asking me how much sorrow I can have is like eating endless gutter oil.

26. I worked too much overtime last night. I was so groggy that I didn’t know my way back. I was confused at the street light and strayed into the depths of the garbage. I screamed and screamed, startling countless rats.

27. One word is natural and timeless, choose melatonin as a gift; when are spring flowers and autumn moon, use Dabao for skin care; I talk about being a teenager, go to technical school, go to Lanxiang. I hope everyone will live long and buy the happy man!

28. When you sleep in spring, you will not wake up at dawn. Mosquitoes bite you every night. Apply dichlorvos and the bite will be relieved immediately.

29. Rain and wind often come in spring, waking up the leeks and onions in the vegetable garden. It makes me cry, and I am so frightened that I can only dream. I lazily drank two bottles of wine from Shatou and enjoyed the spring scenery with green onions. I hate that I am poor because of inflation.

30. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which seems to be a small straw nest. The straw nest is good, it can block the wind and rain. I recently lived in a thatched house. It’s free, comfortable and durable. How can I not love thatched house?

31. Purple smoke blooms in the Rizhao window, and I can see flies hanging on the wall from a distance. Watching farewell, my heart also leaves, and the sound of clapping is endless. Angry, angry, killed countless flies.

32. Thousands of hammers have been used to dig out the deep mountains, and the iron cables across the Dadu Bridge are cold. During the day, one must indulge in wine while singing, while the sky is filled with frost as the moon sets and crows cry. Every festive season, I miss my loved ones more than ever, and Jiang Feng fishes with fire to worry about sleep.

33. When I have nothing to do, I surf the Internet at home, and when I am bored, I find someone to chat with. The Internet is green and red, chatting and meeting are heart-warming, and we have made 480 appointments, and there are so many dinosaurs among them.

34. When did your girlfriend become a friend? Turn around and ask your friend. I don’t know if the beauty is happy in the palace in the sky. I wanted to find my girlfriend, but I didn’t know where to go, so I could only shed tears of sadness.

35. Red beans are native to the South. How many trees were planted in the yard? I asked the canal how clear they were. A group of geese passed by the door. The apes on both sides of the bank couldn't stop crying. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall.

36. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the cattle and sheep can’t be seen at first sight. The mountains are green, the water is full of water, and the fallen flowers and mud are grinding into dust. True is also false, false is also true, where is the question of true, false and false?

37. The sky is gray and the fields are vast. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head to think about my hometown. Then I shed tears and see the declining grass under my feet and the twilight growing in infinity

38. Spring sleep is endless. Juexiao, it’s hard to find a job; I took the risk to come to Shenzhen, but the salary is really low; prices are rising every year, and this year is the craziest; the days go by slowly, but I am secretly sad.

39. Chirp after chirp, Mulan feeds the chickens, but the chickens don’t eat rice. Mulan sighs in the sky, asking the chicken what it is thinking, asking the chicken what it is remembering, the chicken has nothing to think about, and the chicken has nothing to think about. Recall, I saw my eldest sister last night and killed a hen with a knife. On the list of chickens to be killed, there were chicken names everywhere. If I don’t want to eat your rice, can I not kill the chicken?

40. After getting up, I went to the company and suddenly heard that There is noise in the kitchen, and there are thousands of delicious foods, but nothing can compare to the love of a loved one.

41. The spring breeze blew through the building last night, and people were enjoying themselves with the lights upstairs. When drinking with a close friend, a thousand cups are too little, and the friendship is deep and lasting. I will raise a glass to you, and hope that the friendship will have an afterlife.

42. Farewell to the White Emperor among the colorful clouds, driving for a day to pay back; it is difficult to say goodbye when we meet, and it is really troublesome to divide the debt; we park and sit in the maple forest at night, and spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation; At Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City, the lady arrived on the passenger ship in the middle of the night.

43. Ten years of life and death are uncertain, things are expensive, and I shed a few tears. I am relatively speechless. I feel better after taking the cold medicine. I look forward to a substantial salary increase, and I am filled with poetry and books filled with joy. The night comes with sweet dreams, buy new clothes, buy a building, and return home with the company of youth. The dawn wind is waning, the moon is rising by the willow bank, the sky is blue, and the wilderness is vast!

44. To be proud of life, you must have all the fun, don’t be rich but starving; even if you don’t express your arrogance, your appearance will be wasted; today, the people of Longzhong The old man is ashamed of yesterday's romantic relationship. I heard the wanderers singing Li songs in the morning, and I may not see Po Meng in what year. A collection of funny jingles adapted from ancient poems that will make you laugh to death

There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the floor, a dog and a woman on the bed, and you must be among them.

Under the bright moonlight in front of the window, Li Bai drank a large vat of chicken soup and peed all over his crotch.

There was bright moonlight in front of the window. Someone opened the window and received two big slaps, causing all his teeth to fall out.

At noon on the day of hoeing, the mines were buried in the soil. Li Bai came to steal the vegetables and exploded them into two hundred and fifty. Du Fu came to dance.

There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the bed, and a doggy man and woman on the bed, including you.

Li Bai was about to travel by boat on the river, but suddenly he couldn't poop. After drinking 999 Ganmao Ling, JiJi still broke.

The sun shines on the incense burner and produces purple smoke. The four masters and apprentices descend to the earth. When they see something is not going well with someone, they immediately send him to the west.

There was bright moonlight in front of the bed, and Li Bai wanted to drink soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed all over my crotch.

There was bright moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opened the window. When he saw the X-ray, all his teeth fell out.

Grilled egret in front of Xisai Mountain, mandarin fish with peach blossoms and flowing water. Braised in braised or white, the egret and mandarin fish don’t need to go home

I haven’t seen my girlfriend before. I haven’t seen my work since. I’m looking at my pocket. Kongkong, you’re treating me to dinner

There was bright moonlight in front of the window, Li Bai opened the window. Seeing the Don’t laugh when you’re lying on the battlefield, it’s at public expense.

Li Bai’s hundreds of poems about drinking wine. He went to a restaurant in Chang’an to sleep, but the emperor couldn’t get on the boat after calling him, double regulations.

It’s noon on the day of hoeing, and sweat drips from the soil. Who knows that the food on the plate is poisonous.

As the day passes over the mountains, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and it is foggy to see a thousand miles away.

The incense burner in Rizhao produces purple smoke, and you can see the waterfall hanging in front of the river in the distance, flying down three thousand feet, A share.

Far up the Hanshan Mountain, the stone path is sloping, and there are people living deep in the white clouds. They sit next to the car in the Ai Maple Forest for the evening. There is a fee.

The carved railings and jade structures should still be there, but the beauty has changed. I wonder how much sorrow you can have before they are demolished.

After walking for two or three miles, there were four or five houses in the smokey forest and six or seven pavilions, which were nothing but rubbish.

Thousands of birds have disappeared from the mountains, thousands of people have disappeared, and there is a lonely boat and a coir raincoat and an empty nest. A complete collection of funny jingle verses adapted from hilarious ancient poems that make people laugh to death

1. The road is long and long, but God strikes lightning and breaks a hole in the door. I will go up and down to find a lock. I am lonely and unloved when I grow old. It is only because I had a puppy love in the past. If God is in love, the sky will also grow old. My puppy love made me die early. Alas!

2. The scenery at work, the key rings thousands of miles away, and the mail travels thousands of miles away.

Looking inside and outside the office, there is a lot of noise, the smell of snacks is wafting, and I want to compare with the canteen. It will be very lively in the coming days to see if wages are paid.

3. Two orioles sing in the green willows, a snail climbs up, two orioles laugh, the grapes are still early to ripen, what are you going to do now? The stupid bird flies into the forest early, and goes up step by step. climb.

4. One word is natural and timeless, choose melatonin as a gift; when are spring flowers and autumn moon, use Dabao for skin care; I talk about being a teenager, go to technical school, go to Lanxiang. I hope people live a long life and buy a happy man!

5. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, old age and dazzled eyes, deserted and miserable, and no one calls my phone. I originally wanted to fall in love, but they said I was mentally retarded and had no choice but to return to my hometown to find my first love. My local accent has not changed and my hair on my temples has faded.

6. I want to ride the wind and go home, but I don’t have to go home in the slanting wind and drizzle. I wanted to make a boat trip again, but the boat was late and encountered a strong wind. The house leaked and it rained all night. Life is full of frustrations and frustrations, but it can also eliminate a few storms, which is difficult to do in ancient times.

7. The weekend is gone, you have to wait. It's so hard to go to work, but I think about how wonderful life was when I was in college. I got up at ten o'clock, skipped classes, and still looked for Internet cafes. The campus is picturesque and filled with heroes. Only by reading at night before the exam can you find the key points at the critical moment.

8. Red hands, yellow wine, the city is full of pretty spring scenery. The east wind is warm and the joy is thin. A passion that lasts for several years. Happy! Happy! Happy! Spring is as old as ever, people are thin and empty, and red lips are kissed all over the silk threads. Peach blossoms fall. Phoenix Pavilion. The mountain alliance is also there, and there is a pile of love letters. Touch! Touch! Touch!

9. A pole of wind and moon, a raincoat of mist, and my family lives on the Chrysanthemum Terrace. If you are selling fish, you are afraid of the greedy cat. How about you go to the depths of the cat's nest? The cat will come to set up the stall, and the cat will sell the fish. Passers-by mistakenly compare me to Li Gang, but I am of course nameless and dry.

10. Don’t you see that the bright mirror in the high hall has sad white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is like snow, suddenly like a spring breeze coming overnight, thousands of pear blossoms are blooming, I advise you not to cherish your gold-threaded clothes, I urge you to cherish your youth. hour.

11. The moon was setting and the sky was filled with crows and frost, and the thief quietly opened the door. At this time, the alarm suddenly sounded, and I ran straight down three thousand feet. I asked where I could find accommodation. Jingcha pointed me to the police station. When was the spring flowers and autumn moon, I knew how sad I was.

12. The moonlight shines brightly in front of the bed, and the dew turns white tonight. I am alone at night in a cold lamp, meeting an old friend in a foreign land. He drinks wine and talks about mulberry and numbness, and makes a hoarse voice in mourning. Living in a secluded valley, you can hear the singing of birds everywhere. Two sentences are obtained in three years, and the mountain becomes more secluded with the singing of birds.

13. I left gently, just as I came gently, I spit a few mouthfuls of phlegm, and ran away a few clouds! I left quietly, it is better that I came gently , I spit a few mouthfuls and was fined dozens of dollars!

14. It’s great to have a computer in front of the bed and the Internet. You can put your head up to plug in the network cable, lower your head to chat with girls, click the mouse lightly, and use the keyboard. Bang bang, the water on the Internet is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as my sister’s love for me.

15. If life is just like the first time we met, I will become a big mosquito. If you can’t wake up, I will bite you everywhere. I am born with talents that will be useful. Why fly here and there? I will suck your blood every day!

16. There is no food to eat in life, and there is no burial in death. Unfortunately, prices have risen, and the starting point of salary and tax payment is low, which makes you and me feel sad. We have no choice but to let the flowers fall. When will the master be the master?

17. Red beans are grown in the southern country, and they are picked to express lovesickness. No money, no car, no beauty. You came from your hometown to tell me about your hometown. Life is good today, and young men and women are happy. It's better to go home than to live abroad now.

18. Didn’t you see that the little sheep fell in love with the Big Big Wolf? The couple’s love is as sweet as honey. They stumbled into the sheepfold and refused to answer the call several times. I asked the owner why it happened. It turns out that the old wolf loves to eat sheep!

19. Purple smoke arose in the Water Margin in Rizhao. When Wu Song came to the inn, his saliva drooled down three thousand feet and he touched his pockets without any money. I casually said this sentence, I am Takejiro Dahu. When you eat and drink for free, you go to Jinlian to ask for money!

20. The past dreamed about tomorrow, but the present has not yet come. The clothes have been worn, but the needle and thread are still there. I run around like a servant every day and have no money to feed my wallet every month. Wife, wife, I love you like a wallet loves money.

21. Last year I saw you farewell in the flowers, but this summer is hot. Every year a new generation of mosquitoes changes, making it difficult to sleep due to the buzzing. There are many mosquitoes on the body, and the city has money for exile. Hearing the truth, he wanted to suck my blood. He bought a bottle of cologne from the supermarket and traveled to Kyushu.

22. At noon on the hoeing day, the landmines were buried. The Japanese went to clear the mines and exploded into two hundred and five. They went back to the camp to eat. The kitchen was not lighted. The Japanese made chicken soup and mistakenly took rat poison. The whole camp died. Light.

23. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and the cattle and sheep can’t be seen at first sight. The mountains are green, the water is full of water, and the fallen flowers and mud are grinding into dust. True is also false, false is true, where is the true and false?

24. Waiting for the moonlight in front of the thief's bed, the thief climbs into the window. When I opened the safe, I saw it was a refrigerator. Huang Yesi saw the bright moonlight in front of his bed, and Li Bai stripped naked. Jump into a bed and have a good time.

25. Chirp after chirp, the little bird looms. Not hearing the sound of the machine, a bird sighs. Ask the bird what he is thinking, he is longing for lovesickness. Asking the bird what it is remembering, if the two feelings lasted for a long time, how could they be there day after day and night after night?

26. The moon is setting and the sky is filled with crows and frost. Two bachelors sleep facing each other; Panasonic asks the boy where he will go tomorrow; outside the Hanshan Temple in Suzhou City, the bell rings in the middle of the night to steal a boat; the bitter hatred is suppressed every year. Golden Thread, we must try our best for others.

27. Purple smoke blooms in the buildings in Rizhao, and you can see the waterfall Guaqianchuan in the distance. The stock plummeted three thousand feet, and it was suspected that the Milky Way had fallen into the sky. The price of goods in Xinfeng is ten thousand yuan, and how many years have you been a wanderer in Xianyang? I'm drinking in the rented house, looking up at the weeping willows of the building.

28. Don’t you see, the monthly salary card comes up, and the money will never come back; don’t you see, the monthly salary supports the family, and the rising prices are not enough to spend; life is too short, don’t lament, don’t take pleasure in time. We are born to have a poor life, no matter how hard it is, we should not feel sad; we can take joy in the pain, and one day we will become a swan.

29. The same is true for the trendy people in the world. From ancient times, everything flows in the east. When will Brother Sharp go and come back? Only when he has a drink with Brother Chun will he realize how shallow he is. An Neng's grandstanding to flatter Sister Feng made me unhappy.

30. Chirp after chirp, Mulan feeds the chickens, but the chickens don’t eat rice. Mulan sighs in the sky, asking the chicken what it is thinking, asking the chicken what it is remembering, the chicken has nothing to think about, and the chicken has nothing to think about. Recall, I saw my eldest sister last night and chopped off hens with a knife. In the list of chickens to be killed, there are chicken names everywhere. If I don’t eat your rice, can I not kill the chickens?

31. Chao Ci Bai Di Caiyunjian, Driving a big car for a day to pay off; it is difficult to say goodbye when we meet, and it is really annoying to divide the debt; we park and sit in the maple forest for the night, and spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation; outside the Hanshan Temple in Suzhou City, the lady arrives on the passenger ship in the middle of the night.

32. Ten years of life and death are uncertain, things are expensive, and I shed a few tears. I am relatively speechless. I feel better after taking the cold medicine. I look forward to a substantial increase in wages, and I am filled with poetry and books filled with joy. The night comes with sweet dreams, buy new clothes, buy a building, and return home with the company of youth. The dawn wind is waning, the moon is rising by the willow bank, the sky is blue, and the fields are vast!

33. I don’t know when I’m going to leave you, but the candle has the intention to say goodbye, and weeps for others until dawn. I miss you day by day and stay up all night, making me thinner than a yellow flower. How can I not miss you when I'm separated from you? You've gone far, it's the perfect time!

34. It's noon on the day of hoeing, and I play mahjong all day long. It’s also hard work. You can pick the stars with your hands, and the flowers on the pole will touch each other. Spring has gone and the flowers are still there, three yuan and four happy zimao cards. He is calm when people come and never cares about winning or losing.

35. On this day last year, in this door, the cannons were fired and the prices of pork went up like crazy; the buildings close to the water were first come first, let the east, west, and west winds blow; the side of the boat sank. Thousands of sails pass by, and everyone is different every year!

36. It doesn’t matter how much money you have, just enough is enough. People are not afraid of being stupid, and they are smart when they are happy. When you go out, be careful in everything. There is a smile on the face, tears in the stomach, talking and laughing, looking at the face, and bringing gifts back and forth.

37. I ask you how much sorrow you can have. There is a small bamboo raft in the middle of the river. The apes on both sides of the river can't stop crying. Let the tears turn into the rain of lovesickness. After calling for thousands of times, it comes out. It takes no effort at all. , The wind blows again in the small building last night, leaving a loyal heart to reflect the history!

38. When is the moonlight salary, do you know how much it costs? The restaurant kept accounts again yesterday, and it is unbearable to look back on the past by the middle of the month. The card and passbook are still there, but the money is hard to get back. I asked you how much sorrow you have. In your dream, money is flying and hitting your head.

39. The poplar flowers have all fallen and the child is crying, and he has already taken his seat by pushing the cup and changing the cup. When I heard that the dragon crossed the Five Streams, I ate fish first and then chicken. I send my sorrowful heart to the bright moon, and I need to pack up the leftovers. After drinking, go to the disco to play, and follow you to the west of the money cabinet.

40. When I looked at Qingren City, I saw that the building collapsed. When I look back at my country, I cannot bear to look back at the bright moon. I wanted to ride the wind back home, but suddenly when I looked back, the cars were like flowing water and the horses were like dragons. Singing from all sides, looking across the road to the end of the world. After being in a cage for a long time, a person becomes thinner than a yellow flower.

41. Purple smoke rises from the incense burner in the sun, mosquitoes scream happily at night, and I lean on the railing with anger, enter the password to enter the forum, and urge you to drink another glass of wine. No matter who slams the brick, you will be shattered to pieces. Look at the panda eyes!

42. A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall, two orioles sing in the green willows, three women perform a show, and Yu Ji is besieged on all sides. In Wuzhangyuan, Zhuge Liang planned to leave the empty city in Qishan Mountain six times. On July 7, eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope of the Palace of Eternal Life. On September 9, Yang Gong sacrificed, and one hundred thousand lions killed Yama.

43. You bite me or you don’t bite me, I’ll be right there, no pain or itch. You eat me or don’t eat me, I’m right there, no more or no less. You smell me or you don’t smell me, I’m right there, never moving. Either you swallow me up, or I poison you. Die!

44. In the water in Guazhou, Jingkou, there is a mouth embedded in the face. It's almost noon when the clouds are clear and the wind is gentle. I go to eat beside the flowers and willows. This year's cold food is in Shangshan, and the food in the kitchen is even more pitiful. In the early years, I didn't know that things were difficult, but it turned out that this dish was really salty.

45. When will the bright moon appear in front of the window? The branches are already full of yellow flowers. May I ask where the restaurant is? A drunken meal can alleviate a thousand worries. Raising a glass to welcome the bright moon, but lowering one's head makes me even more sad. I hope my worries can go with the wind and everything goes well upstairs.

46. On this day last year, a few drunkards came to push cups in this door. A night of stars and wind, west of the kennel and east of the toilet. They came with empty words and left without a trace. They turned out to be sleeping in the toilet. I heard the plum blossoms and the morning breeze, and the vomit was all over the corner.

47. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of love. When I asked where the true love could be found, the old man pointed to the Widow's Village. I urge you to have another glass of wine. The nun in the west is waiting for someone.

48. The scenery of the property market, the king of buildings thousands of miles away, is wailing thousands of miles away. Looking inside and outside China, there is only money left, and the cities, counties and suburbs are crowded with people buying houses. The poor and the poor, if they want to get a thatched house, must dream about the collapse of the property market, which is extremely beautiful.

49. When I have nothing to do, I surf the Internet at home, and when I am bored, I find someone to chat with. The Internet is green and red, chatting and meeting are heart-warming, and we have made 480 appointments, and there are so many dinosaurs among them.

50. Silently, I went up to the west building alone, the lonely sycamore tree was crowded with people, and it kept cutting, and my heart was still confused. It was the sorrow of separation, and I didn’t have a lot of lovesickness in my heart.

51. When will the spring flowers and autumn moon come, how many sorrows will there be in my heart? There was an east wind in the small building last night, and lovesickness is always in the wind and rain. The carved railings and jade masonry should still be there, but the name has been changed. I ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like my blood is flowing everywhere.

52. Between the water in Guazhou, Jingkou, a row of egrets ascends to the blue sky. They walk as gently as they came. They wave their sleeves, not to take away a single cloud, but to leave innocence in the world.

53. The morning rain in Weicheng is light and dusty, and when the rain is heavy, it drench people. The apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. If nothing happens, just take a few steps. The water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep and cannot be as deep as Xiaomi's love for you.