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In the next life, I will be the air that surrounds you so that you will not leave me.

1. I want to give you happiness, but I can't enter your world. I want to trade my whole world for a ticket to your world.

2. I'm not as strong as you think.

3. Would he feel bad for doing this to you for him? Is it worth it?

4. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest pain is despair.

5. I have seen through his heart and the lingering figures of others, but his memories are not clean enough

6. Many times, just because I don’t say anything doesn’t mean I don’t understand anything.

7. Is your smile at me just perfunctory?

8. What a pity that when we meet, we can only be friends.

9. In the next life, I will be the air that surrounds you so that you will not leave me.

10. Behind every joke is a hurt that cannot be mentioned.

11. There is no eternal pain in life. No matter how deep the pain is, the wound will always heal. Even if we loved each other deeply in the past, we will become strangers once we are separated.

12. I know: there are very few people who really care about me

13. Every time I look up and see the round moon, I miss you crazily when you are not by my side. It turns out that don't look at the moon when you are lonely, because it will make you lonelier.

14. I only want to be your bride in this life, but you can't bear to see me die alone.

15. I hope your goodbyes don’t mean never seeing each other again.

16. You are as drunk as a puppet for him, no matter how hard you try, you can't save it.

17. That means saying I love you a thousand times, but it only takes one word of breakup to end it. Maybe, this is love.

18. I chase after love desperately, nostalgic for the beauty your fingers gave me, and regard you as my only star, even if it is cold, it is still bright.

19. If we meet but can't be together, I'd rather never meet you.

20. Everyone has a chance to be forgiven, right? But you are unwilling to give me this opportunity. Talk about I will be your heart in the next life

1. If there is a next life, I will definitely be your heart. If you piss me off, I will stop beating.

2. I will be your heart in the next life! If you want to cherish me, I will dance hard. If you want to hurt me, I will jump and stop. If you want to hurt me, I will stop dancing!

3. In the next life, I will be your heart. If you cherish me and treat me well, my heart will jump with joy. If you treat me badly, I will jump and stop, leaving you out of breath. If you fail me, I will neither jump nor move.

4. I want to be your heart in the next life. I feel uncomfortable, but it is you who hurts.

5. I will be your heart in the next life. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.

6. I must be your heart in the next life. If you cherish me, I will keep beating. If you fail me, I will beat and stop until you are out of breath. Even if you are sad, it is you who is hurting.

7. If there is a next life, I will definitely be your heart. If you piss me off, I won’t stop beating. It seems that the more you care about someone, the more they feel they are always there, and the more you lose your temper. I don’t know why this happens, maybe it’s just because of Tsukuru.

8. Companionship is the longest confession of love, and long-lasting love is the happiest. I will be your heart in the next life. If you don’t treat me well, I will definitely make you uncomfortable.

9. In the next life, I will be your heart in exchange for protecting you. You did not leave me, you just went to a place in my heart. You are the air and you are the sunshine.

10. I don’t want to be with you that much anymore, because these days I feel like I am nothing. The moment you had the heart to ignore me, I knew that you must not have cared about my feelings. , it’s not that you don’t have time or that you are busy, it’s just that you don’t like me that much. I used to laugh happily because I was open-minded. Now I don’t laugh because I’m open-minded. In the next life, I want to be your heart, at least I You feel it when it hurts.

11. If there is a next life, I want to be your heart, because if I don’t beat, you will die. I promise not to give up this life, and I will never leave my promise and die. Do you keep saying that you want to find the right person? What does the right person look like? It's all just boiled water containing some Youlemei. It's better to have a good time than to be disappointed.

12. Forget those humble things about you, don’t let loneliness become the collapse of still life. It’s been too long since I haven’t heard you care about me, and it’s been too long since I haven’t seen you reply to my message. I will be very sad. . In fact, life is like this, stop and go. In the next life, I want to be your heart. If I want to beat, I will beat. If not, I will let you die.

13. Recently, I had an inexplicable realization and thought of a sentence, let me be your heart in the next life. Although we don’t have the next life, we will give it to the people you will meet.

14. If there is a next life, I must be your heart. If I make you happy, you will be happy. If I make you sad, you will be sad. You have to coax me and don’t make me angry. If you get angry, you will get sick, and if I get angry, you will die. The key is, you are not allowed to like her without my permission.

15. I must be your heart in the next life. If you cherish me, I will beat hard. If you let me down, I will beat and stop, leaving you breathless, even if You are also the one who is sad and hurting. Women can easily heal their scars and forget about the pain. Even if they are riddled with scars, they are still beating well. The more you know what you care about, the easier it is to get hurt. You must learn to let go, if there is no if. Let’s talk about lonely phrases: Make chopsticks in the next life, and you won’t be lonely

1. Whose loneliness covers my clothes, whose clothes cover my shoulders

2. I don’t care about you Believe it or not, people who are initially carefree are the most infatuated in the end, and people who are originally dedicated are the most heartless in the end.

3. Are they the same person? One is smiling brightly, and the other is crying heartbreakingly

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4. Your love is like the cigarette I smoke into my lungs.

5. For the sake of my wife, my head can be cut off, my blood can be shed, and my face is just a ball. This is a good man.

6. You have a beautiful heart and a beautiful face

7. Is there such a song that you can choose to sing on repeat

8. Don’t think that if you send text messages in class, I don’t know anyone who would giggle at their crotch.

9. The more you care, the more you lose, and the more heartbroken you will be when everything ends.

10. The emotional rift cannot be detected by the most sophisticated instruments, so what else can be made up for?

11. You were my future, now and in the future.

12. Don’t leave me, I love you so much that I can’t take it back

13. At that time, I stretched out my hand regardless of my own safety, saw the outline and regarded it as the universe

14. Draw a coffin with you and me living inside

15. Some reluctance can only be kept in my heart

16. Thank you for this time, which taught me how to calm the turmoil and peace Forbearance. Thank you for this time, which taught me how to walk safely in this world. Thank you for this time.

17. If we break up, my dear, you have to remember that it’s not that I don’t love you anymore, but that I am really tired.

18. In the wild What should you do if you encounter a snake? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

19. I once thought that it is not easy to have; later I realized that it is even harder to give up.

20. If you make chopsticks in your next life, you won’t be lonely.

21. If you can’t keep something, kick it away with your feet. Let me say this more domineeringly: I don’t care about those idiots. If you want to go away, FUCK

22. You won’t laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why do you always laugh at the same person? Cried again and again.

23. I am not her. If you want to leave, you can just turn around and leave without looking back

24. No text messages, no phone calls, no messages, no good morning Good night, well, my dear, you are really busy

25. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

26. Isn’t it popular these days to be sentimental? The funniest mood phrase for this Spring Festival: Make chopsticks in the next life, so you won’t be lonely

1 People nowadays are following the trend Now, I like to cover my mouth with deodorizing socks when talking.

2 I'm sorry that I didn't come to your wedding. I will definitely come next time.

3 Make chopsticks in the next life, so that you won’t be lonely.

4 I left with a frown on my face, just as I came with a wink.

5 The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day.

6 I thought I was Harry Potter after riding a broomstick.

7 During the exam, I suddenly realized that I had never studied at all.

8 You are my Youlemei, so I can throw you away after I drink it.

9 Many people think they are thinking when they reorganize their prejudices.

10 If you ride back on the wind, I will chase you on a somersault cloud.

11 You look like the consolation woman who was eliminated before the second station.

12 If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

13 The end of the world is coming. There is one thing I haven’t told you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

14 Spending money is as easy as shit, making money is as hard as eating shit.

15 classic shocking quotes: Money is just paper if you don’t spend it. If you spend it, it’s money. If you burn it, it’s paper money.

16 Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

17 The flowers on the Naihe Bridge bear witness to the prosperity of who and who.

18 Don’t use beauty tricks on me, otherwise I will follow your tricks.

19 We are all farsighted, blurring the happiness closest to us.

20 If you want to conquer all the soy sauce in the world, go ahead and make others jealous.

21 No doubt, I am the poor man in your dream

22 If I go down one day, remember, I will come back to you.

23 Enjoying a moment of blank brain every day, my thoughts become simpler.

24 Goods have expiration dates, and people sometimes get tired of them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

25 I am unknown in the world, and you confuse all living beings in the vegetable market.

26 Funny Quotes: Use my most handsome posture to respond to your provocation.

27 Sister never misses, only when she is completely wrong.

28 I don’t care about anyone who says I’m fat. I’m just a little bloated.

29 If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around

30 The teacher always likes to say during class: Students, please look at me .

31 I want to be an ant, just to be happy with a grain of rice for half a year.

32 A duck cannot fly and will never fly, even though it has wings.

33. Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

34 Funny Quotes - Love is nothing but pulling a beautiful girl when you are lonely.

35 When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were.

36 A long time later, I still burst into tears when someone accidentally touched me.

37 Half smiling face, half tearful, you only see a cross-section of my brother.

38 Love is like a joke, it makes others laugh to death and hurts yourself.

39 I have to admire my female friends for wearing short shorts on such a cold day.

40 I will always be just a clown in my heart, and I cannot afford your love.

41 The days of subversion left me with no night or day.

42 My sister sees the world in color because she wears colored contact lenses.

43 The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that make your heart beat

44 This life of a person is full of pitfalls.

If you have love in 45 days, you will die early. Live great and die under flowers.

46 I really want to covet your beauty, but it's a pity that you are just a commodity.

47 At that time, I didn’t understand that there was a kind of calmness called stagnant water.

48 Only now do I realize that streaking in childhood was so unrestrained.