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What are the ghost festivals?

Talking about Halloween:

1. Mid-Autumn Festival, a hundred ghosts walk at night, and send blessings to you: rich ghosts wish you rich money, happy ghosts wish you happiness, smart ghosts wish you all the best, safe ghosts wish you a pleasant journey, healthy ghosts wish you good health, lucky ghosts wish you a dream come true, and even my naughty little boy wishes you happiness forever!

2. Autumn wind floats, the Central Plains arrives, sweeping graves to worship ancestors; Autumn sunshine, mid-autumn, chrysanthemum flowers send grief; Autumn rain falls, Mid-Autumn Festival, SMS to send blessings; The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Good luck and good health.

May all the deceased relatives be well, and may you live in our lives forever. Light a candle, light a sweet heart and pray for you forever!

4. Don't make faces, you can't see them in the dark; Don't talk nonsense, you have lost your value; Don't play tricks, or you will be cheated; Don't play tricks, you may be teased. Mid-Autumn Festival, I don't pretend to be a ghost, let the happy guy accompany you!

5. Legend has it that tonight: ghosts wander, dead light reappears, and ghosts turn around. May the ghost hear my call and come to your bed in the middle of the night, touching your face with pale face and dry hands; Say good night to you for me!

6. The woman ran to the Taoist home for help in a panic: "Master! When I looked in the mirror last night, I only saw half a face! Are you haunted? Please help me! " The Taoist priest was surprised and quickly took out the prop preparation method. He looked at the woman's face and suddenly shouted, "Fatty, your face is too big!" " "