A beautiful sentence that satirizes an old shameless woman.

1. The sentence is dedicated to this shameless person 1. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

2, festivals, send you a pair of couplets:

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

3, you can't even buckle up when you are fanned against the wall! You look very creative and have a lot of courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

4. People are mean to life, pigs are mean to a knife, living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

5, farming is not in the first place-bad species.

I have been friends with you for so long. You always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

7. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is predestined by heaven, and it is God who has brought us together. What I want to say now is-what crime did I commit in my last life?

8. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

9. God saw you thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

10, it is a happy thing to miss you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! However, lying to you is how to return a responsibility!

1 1. If incense burned for one year can meet you, incense burned for three years can know you, and incense burned for 10 year can cherish you. Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

12, you are two two, two is there, no three no four.

13, you are this 290. (250+38+2=290)

2. What are the famous sayings that satirize women's impurity and self-love?

Shameless and evil, inhuman. -"Mencius Gong Sunchou"

People will insult themselves, and then people will insult themselves. -"Mencius Li Lou" People must have behaviors that bring shame to themselves, and others will insult him.

People should not be shameless, shameless, shameless. -"Mencius with all my heart": The shame of being shameless is really shameless!

People should love themselves, and later people should love others; People should respect themselves, and later generations should respect themselves. -Yang Xiong's "A Gentleman with Eyes"

If a person is ashamed, he can do something. -Zhu's "Zhuzi Language" is thirteen

Five punishments are not as good as one shame. -Lv Kun's "Moaning and Governance"

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. The origin is Han Shu written by Ban Gu. Vanity is the product of hypocrisy. Scottish writer Toto Carlisle

Vanity is the product of hypocrisy. Scottish writer Toto Carlisle

Vanity will blossom, but it will not bear fruit. American philosopher Santayana.

Everyone's vanity is the same as his stupidity. Aesop's Fables

Vanity is the mother. Pretend to be a daughter; Vanity is a sin, and affectation is a punishment. The former can be described as the root of self-love; The latter can be described as the fruit of self-love. Covering the Sun by Chen Dong, a famous online writer.

Ironic and irritating hypocritical sentences:

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

Pretend, pretend, pretend all the time. Are you tired?

Hypocrisy cannot create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing.

If, when do you learn to be sincere, I think people around you will not spit again after you turn around.

How can a shameless woman describe endless greed and destruction?

Qingshan graduated from Qingshan. Think about it. After graduation, you can be as stupid as a brain without medicine.

You only know to call me when you are short of dog food.

Who knows that before I could scream twice, I hibernated in a winter nest and a stove with a grass dog, but there was no sound.

Force everything. Force everything.

Looking at the flowers from a distance, looking at the pursuit of piling up cow dung residue to make manure.

Yo, Gunray, get ready to thunder.

I feel that two pigs can be described as stupid.

Who knows that before I could scream twice, I hibernated in a winter nest and a stove with a grass dog, but there was no sound.

Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million POSE 13.

Cucumber is not photographed enough, and the daughter-in-law is not photographed enough.

Who are you kidding? I owe a loan, which is due.

You can know from east to west.

Don't. I am very patient. Look at my eyes with my face, posture and ass.

That's great. Use a wooden stick

Your dichlorvos cost 80 cents 12 pound, which makes you feel funny.

Brain water bar 100 kinds of boiled water

What a fool! Say stupid! Say balls, idiot

2B describes the wishes of a pencil manufacturer.

Spring is the first spring.

Why flatter yourself? Give you face.

A dog. I throw bones at dogs, and I know how to wag my tail.

Advantages don't count Cow dung dances in front of everyone. Mountain climbing is dangerous. The shame that Gan brought to himself was so overwhelming that he was frightened out of my wits and stinked. He can sniff out and give a nickname: spanker.

Try to walk the road.

No culture, at least, even if you say it.

I hurt my hand, scolded my mouth and rolled away quickly to avoid polluting my eyes.

Scold me and do it. Catch imaginary enemies when you meet people.

Say don't be ugly, first find a mirror to wash your face, and then see if the horny wrinkles on your face are laughing.