What great reviews have you seen?

Brother Chun and Sister Furong fell into the water at the same time. You have a brick in your hand. Who did you hit? Who saved who!

China football qualifying-playing a song title? myth

How can a 70-kg person return 70 kg after defecating in the toilet? I pull my pants in my pocket.

I am the son of China people. I'm from China.

What kind of experience is a big round face? There is a feeling that the edges and corners have been smoothed by the years.

What is the name of the dormitory that can hold the golden hall across the hall? Ticket office.

What's it like to have a boyfriend? Become unable to unscrew the mineral water.

/kloc-Did 677 points in the college entrance examination for girls in 0/4 give China a loud slap in the face? This is a slap in the face! ! !

What movies tell us that The Journey to the West "never dies"-all monsters should be cooked.

What should a shallow sleeper do if his girlfriend clings to others while sleeping? In primary school, every time I didn't hand in my homework, the teacher punished me for cleaning the blackboard. It's not that the blackboard is dirty, but that I didn't hand in my homework.

Which scene vacuum cleaners can't replace brooms? When my son came home like an eye inflammation.

How to apologize to girls? If sorry is useful, why Taobao?

How to evaluate the behavior of "buying books like mountains, reading books like diaosi"? I was greedy when I bought it, but I was a little paralyzed when I saw it.

How to deal with the situation that the other parents give you 5 million to leave your child? This is the love of my life. I need to pay more.

What are the short but sad stories?

"Do you remember her?"

"I forgot, haha."

"I haven't said who it is ..."

Is there no pure friendship between men and women? Yes, the uglier, the purer!

What kind of experience is it? Two people who look like pigs are afraid that the other person will be robbed.

What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape? The back is beautiful, and the front is worrying about the country and the people.

Is there a book that makes you feel that it has changed you, even affected your outlook on life and moved you?

Three-year simulation of five-year college entrance examination.

What's the feeling of murderous look? When your mother calls your full name.

My mother quarreled with my father, and I couldn't help at all. What should I do?

The applause next to me. Every time I do this, they will unite to take care of me.

Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in groups? If you take off your pants, you always feel that something is wrong and the atmosphere is strange.

Why didn't Altman just make a big move and wait until the monster was dying? You fight landlords and throw bombs directly?

Should I be happy that my ex-boyfriend is so ugly now? He would rather have an ugly woman than you, girl. Have a snack.

Why do I think the name "Why Shengxiao Mo" is beautiful? Because I read less.

How to strike up a conversation with a passing female classmate? Stop it. You wiped my shoulder, and I will wipe yours.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done after a girl? Beaten by her boyfriend.

Please tell me how to say that eating snacks on the ground is a bit tall.

"Boss, come to Australia to import ten strings of the younger brother of the deep-sea overlord squid king, ten strings of the wings of the supreme wild boar in the golden technology jungle, and ten strings of the ancient human-god essence of the Roman beast king!"

"Speak human words!"

"Ten strings of squid, ten strings of pork loin, ten strings of bullwhip ..."

How to silence several women who get together? Ask them who is the oldest.

How to make the world a better place? Make yourself better.