Qiu He Jiong Super Happy Insole Line 3

He Jiong: Hello, everyone. I am super happy Xiao He.

Mary: I'm from the northeast.

He Jiong: In this happy Spring Festival, Super Happy launched the experience activity of "basking in your unhappiness and padding my super happiness".

Mary: This activity was created by Mr. Never Die, the president of our super happy insole.

He Jiong: As soon as our activity was launched in Weibo, it received enthusiastic response from netizens. In less than a year, several netizens exposed their unhappiness.

Mary: Wow, it's so intense. We will choose the most unfortunate two to experience super happiness.

He Jiong: Before that, we will take to the streets to interview some messy passers-by.

Mary: Yes, many passers-by of different ages came today. Let's see how unfortunate they are.

He Jiong: Hey, Miss, do you have anything unhappy to share with us?

Mary: Is it important to you?

He Jiong: Is there anything unhappy about the interview? Tell me about it.

Mary: Are you sick?

He Jiong: Hey hey, go ahead.

Mary: Hey, where did you take it? Do you know about human rights? Do you know what to shoot? Stop shooting.

Mary: Hello, little friend. What grade are you in?

He Jiong: Grade three.

Mary: Then tell your aunt, what do you think is your most unhappy thing now?

He Jiong: I'm unhappy every day, because I'm under great pressure every day. I want to learn a lot.

After learning English, you have to learn to draw, and after learning to draw, you have to learn to split. I asked my father why he had to learn to split, and he said.

Let you divide, divide. There is no such thing as nonsense.

All right, I'm leaving, auntie. Goodbye.

Mary: Goodbye.

He Jiong: Excuse me, Aunt, are you happy?

Mary: happiness, happiness, I have a job now, and my children are filial to the elderly. They are all so happy and happy.

He Jiong: Then what are you unhappy about?

Mary: What?

He Jiong: Not happy.

Mary: What do you mean unhappy?

Mary: Brother, you must be unhappy in this environment. Then share with us why you are unhappy.

He Jiong: The consequences of a thousand drinks less drunk driving are terrible. Please remember not to open the wine when drinking. . Drink it. . Don't drink too much

Iron gates, bars, chains. I'm in prison. . .

He Jiong: Wow, I'm really unhappy. Fortunately, we had a great time. Today, we selected friends who thought they were very, very unhappy from dozens of people and came to the scene of our experience activities. What kind of life do they live? Dear friends at the scene, come and cheer with warm applause.

Welcome them.

He Jiong: Hello, everyone. I am the most unfortunate experiencer selected by Super Happy from dozens of people. I really feel so lucky.

I am very touched to see you give me such warm applause today. I love you too. Really, you are so kind to me that I want to cry.

Mary: Oh, a P.

He Jiong: That's terrible.

Mary: This little girl is very timid.

He Jiong: I'm a boy.

Mary: Oh, haha, I didn't see it. She looks very feminine.

He Jiong: Nothing is wrong. This is not feminine. This is especially popular on the Internet. Are you clear?

Mary: cute brother p.

He Jiong: Oh, that's terrible.

Mary: It's normal for you to say that a strange card like you will be unhappy. How can a strange girl as strong and tenacious as me end up like you?

He Jiong: I heard that there is a very unfortunate lucky guy today. Looks like you. Why are you unhappy? Can't find a job?

Mary: It's not easy to find a job, but it's not difficult to make a living with my pound of strength.

He Jiong: So you don't have enough money to spend?

Mary: How much will it cost? Besides, how much money do you have, can you buy happiness?

He Jiong: I see. You can't afford a house.

Mary: How many people can afford a house now, but even if you can afford a house, you are not happy living alone.

He Jiong: Living alone. Oh, I see. I see. You are the legendary Gao Lin leftover woman.

Mary: Which eye can tell that I am old (holding hands and twisting my neck)?

He Jiong: That's terrible. Don't worry. Sit down and say how long have you been single?

Mary: Not long, 30 years.

He Jiong: Oh, you should be used to it.

Mary: What do you mean? Being single is illegal. Being single is a sin.

He Jiong: No, I mean you can go to those dating shows. For example, we dated at Mango Taiwan, and it worked very well. Although it is now in Mary, it will be broadcast every Saturday at noon 13: 30, but the ratings and success rate are quite high.

Have you ever been there?

He Jiong: You can't just go once. You must go often.

Mary: More than once.

He Jiong: How many times?

Mary: 28 times.

He Jiong: Oh, I have been there many times.

Mary: He Laoshi said that every time I go to the show, the male guests who beat the shit out of many male guests are afraid to take part in the show. How can He Laoshi say I hit someone? He is slandering. Later, when I got angry, I hit He Laoshi.

He Jiong: That's terrible. Have you ever thought that the reason why you don't love you is because men think you are too masculine?

Mary: Why do we women have to be more and more like men, because you men are becoming more and more like women now?

He Jiong: Really? I was thinking.

Mary: Think about it. I tell you, you can't find a girlfriend with this strange card.

He Jiong: How do you know that I have been single for more than 50 years? That's why they think I am the most unfortunate. Wow, how did you guess?

Mary: Do you have to guess which woman has such strong taste?

He Jiong: But I still think there must be a fairy-tale girl who can understand my fairy-tale lovely world.

Mary: Hey, hey, I tell you, even the children in kindergarten now think you are naive.

He Jiong: That still means that I have to find someone who is complementary to me in different directions, such as being particularly rough.

Mary: What are you looking at me for? What do you mean? I told you not to think.

He Jiong: How about MengMeng and me?

Mary: No.

He Jiong: Wow, they just came to our experience activities, and they didn't have time to put on our super fun. There seems to have been some sparks of love. Next, we will let them experience the feeling of falling in love with super happiness, stepping into the marriage hall smoothly and living a warm family life.

However, it will take some time, so come and listen to the unhappiness that passers-by are scrambling to get rid of.

Mary: Hey, hey, hey, hey, which TV station are you from? Where are you broadcasting? Just participated in the shooting of a large TV series. I'm quite versatile. Let me sing a song for you.

He Jiong: No,no. Aren't you happy?

Mary: I can also sing unhappy songs. Iron gates, bars, chains.

He Jiong: OK, thanks.

Mary: Hey, hey, I can do it somewhere else.

Mary: Hello, young man.

He Jiong: (Look)

Mary: Hey, hello, I want to ask you what's unhappy.

He Jiong: Huh?

Mary: What are you unhappy about?

He Jiong: (running away)

Mary: Hey, hey, don't run.

He Jiong: Hey, hey, wow, this, hey, wait a minute. I'm sorry to bother you. You look unhappy. Is there anything unhappy? Is there anything unhappy?

Mary: I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy.

He Jiong: What's the matter?

Mary: I've been in line all night. It's my turn. The salesman told me that I was out of stock. I'm not crazy. I'm going crazy. I might as well die without 4s (twist)

He Jiong: Movies, adult movies, adult movies.

Get him. Don't run. Get him.

Mary: Wow, that's unfortunate, but it's good to have our super happiness. By the way, I am happy to tell you that the two experiencers have formed a small family after putting on our super happiness. Let's see how their lives are.

He: (wearing a military coat and cotton shoes, Mary pushes him up) No, don't push him! If you don't say something at home, you will make a fool of yourself outside! Ma: (hair dia) Alas ~ People don't care, people don't care, people are unhappy ~ ~ ~ Ho: You only care about your own business, but also care about others! M: I really can't talk to you now! Hu: I can't communicate. You have been wearing this super happy insole for less than a year. Even your accent has changed. I don't know, I thought you were mutated! (Two people sit down) Ma: Bah! You just mutated ~ people call this a "leap"! Mr. Hu: OK, you fly, you fly, you fly slowly, be careful of the thorny child in front! Ma: It's called a rose with thorns. You are not romantic at all ~ He: Romantic! Romantic, romantic style! I'll tell you this romance is the least environmentally friendly! M: No, how does romance have anything to do with environmental protection? Mr. Hu: Just say that flowers grow well on the ground. If you don't pick them up and give them to the little girl in that stupid universal newspaper bag, you will not only yell old and expensive, but also do so in a few days. How about environmental protection? Ma: You are obviously stingy ~ Ho: Am I stingy? ! (Stand up) Don't you dare say I didn't send you flowers for Valentine's Day! M: (stands up) Is broccoli a flower? The little girls are holding roses and lilies, but I am the only one walking in the street with broccoli. I don't know, but I thought I was selling vegetables! (Sad) Mr. Hu: Broccoli is too cheap. The next day, I fried garlic. Who eats so delicious? M: Good! What do you mean when people ask you to give them a clock as a birthday present? Ho: Isn't the alarm clock at home broken? You were worried about being late and couldn't sleep all night. I don't care about you. I'll give you a brand new one, or how romantic your horoscope is! M: Which constellation is it? Mr. Hu: Aren't you from Aries? M: That's right. Mr. Hu: Isn't there a sheep on the clock? Ma: Isn't that Pleasant Goat? Mr. Hu: Almost! Man: Much worse! God, don't you dare be more foreign! ! Mr. Hu: Why don't I have any foreign flavor! We are married, so I didn't throw you that big … big foreign party! Ma: (sneering) Oh, speaking of this, my forehead is on fire. The wedding night should have been a world of two people, but it is good for you. You invited all your good friends to our room for drinks! I don't know, I thought it was a group wedding! Mr. Hu: Did I invite you to the Christmas dinner? Ma: Who wants braised pork noodles for Christmas? Mr. Hu: How fragrant and full! M: Really, what people want is romance, not a gift, but hope. You are gentle with others. After being married for so long, you never said you loved them ~ Why: I love them, so don't kill me! M: Oh, I hate it, whatever ~ (holding He Jiong's arm) Say you love me, say, say. Mr. Hu: I ... M: Speaking of super happiness.

Hu: I want you! Ma: Oh, no, no ~ People are more violent than rare people! Mr. Hu: I really want you! Ma: (angrily pushes He Jiong away) It's not that bad! Ah, it's too hard to say I love you! Mr. Hu: Isn't that the same thing? Why is it so difficult to live with you? Oh, dear! Bold and fat! Mr. Hu: What's the matter? ! M: How dare you talk back! Mr. Hu: What, what ... M: What do you mean, I don't want to live, I want to leave! ! Mr. Hu: Wh … I … didn't … I, I just don't like talking about it with you! (Running) Horse: Stop! (chasing) hey! ! !