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Why does my blind date always fail?
I haven't seen many romantic movies in my life, but what impressed me the most is the Japanese TV series One Hundred Proposes, which tells the story of a worthless man who went through a hundred blind date jobs and finally hugged a beautiful woman.
This inspirational love story has a great influence on me. After all, I am also an ordinary man, and it is very difficult to find the love in my heart.
But this kind of thing, Peach Blossom Luck, is not born, and it needs time and spiritual test. At least you have to keep dating.
Blind date, like looking for a job, is a very hard and self-respecting thing. About 30 blind dates, introduced by friends' families, met by parents, introduced by matchmaking agencies, and met at parties. I've met almost all women from all walks of life, and I like a few of them very much, but they all rejected them. They don't like me for many reasons.
Some people say that I am old, some people say that my salary is too small, and some people say that there is a generation gap between me and her. Anyway, there are all kinds, and you don't know what to get rid of to make them like me.
I have also consulted several colleagues and friends who have succeeded in blind date, and asked them to show me the way to success. They said, the most important thing is-hurry!
The so-called fast, that is, when dating a woman, whether it is eating, chatting or watching a movie, you should take the initiative. Let the other person know that you really like her, and you will make a decision for her and act like a man. So they won't have a chance to criticize and fall in love with you.
I thought there was some truth in what they said, so I did it. On this day, someone introduced me to a beautiful primary school teacher. Female teachers are always more introverted. Although they usually don't talk much, they have developed a special professional skill when they recall their classmates at school, that is, it is the easiest to pick out all the advantages and disadvantages of each other in the fastest time.
I directly invited her to meet at the sushi restaurant next door. As soon as I sat down, I said a bunch of my personal information and my hobbies first, to avoid silence and embarrassment and let her see my boldness and sincerity. She didn't talk much herself today, but she kept smiling at me. Oh, dear! So she likes me?
But the next day, a friend who introduced me to her said, "I've known you for so long, and I didn't know you were like this?" Dragon r, what's the problem? Thinking about legacy? [14] What's the matter with you? What about the reef? You say it alone. They say such a nagging man is worse than the school convention? Close? Art? What's the trick? * * * locusts? Broadcast. "So the 33rd blind date failed again.
I'm starting to lose confidence in blind date, too. What makes blind date successful is 10 1? It's all poisoned chicken soup. No woman is no woman, no matter how anxious you are, you can't find a wife. It's better to let fate take its course and love who you are.
No more dating, more time spent on work and communication. Although there is no love, I can meet all kinds of men and women. In these people, I found that the more men who can laugh and laugh in public, the better women.
No wonder my blind date always fails. In the final analysis, it is unattractive. Although so are those thick-skinned men? Close? Hurt? Cavity? Blink? What is a Quail? On yourself.
In this regard, I regained my confidence in love, and began to learn singing and magic tricks, as well as some harmless jokes, hoping to attract their attention when used at social gatherings and parties. Sure enough, after several games, more and more calls and invitations were received from girls.
Looking back on the previous blind date, although I can talk, I am also very elegant and polite, but it is too dull. I always think about whether they like me or not, instead of trying to please girls, which makes me less and less liked by women. The so-called men are not bad and women don't love them. The bad thing is that they can attract people.
Although I have begun to have good luck and know more and more women, it is still difficult to find a woman I really love. This road to love has just begun.
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