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I have stories and wine. Talk about fashion.

1, I only have one story, I only have a pot of wine. The story is rotten, and then the wine is gone, and the people who listen to the story are gone.

2. If I have a story and you have wine, then we should, but you

What should I do without wine and stories?

People ask me if I have a story. Do you have any wine? But I just want to ask, I have a story. Are you in it?

There are drinks and stories to talk about and complete the sentences.

4. You have a story and I have wine. Pairs are not sad. One day, you finished your wine and my story disappeared.

I have a story to tell all night, and you have wine to relieve your worries. The story is a reward for wine, and wine talks about the love of children in ancient and modern times.

6. The story is long and sad. There is no wind or wine, but I still tell it in tears like an old cat in the attic.

7. People who smoke have stories, while people who drink have worries. Fortunately, I don't smoke or drink, so fortunately, I have no stories and no worries.

8. May you have poetry, wine, stories, love, dreams, future and distance.

9. You envy me for not being afraid of loneliness and fighting for the world. I envy you for having wine and stories and someone waiting for you to come home.

10, there are cigarettes, wine and stories. I smoked cigarettes, drank wine, told some stories, put out my cigarettes and ran out of wine. Stories are no longer stories.

1 1, I have a bowl of wine to comfort the wind and dust. I have a stronger story than liquor. I'm full today. I'll bring it to you.

12, I have cigarettes, wine and stories. Don't cheat my wine with your story, and don't cheat my heart with your people.

13, only those who are good-looking have stories, those who have no stories have drinks, and mine who have no stories is also allergic to alcohol.

14, I have not only wine, but also stories. I don't know if you want to drink or listen to a story, or listen to a story while drinking.