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Eat a banana and fart for hours.

Normal people fart as long as they eat fireworks. However, Ms. Wang from Yuhang, Hangzhou claimed to be troubled by the problem of farting 10 years. Reader help is troubled by fart. 10 years, from the confinement, my mother-in-law stewed the old hen to give me tonic. After I finished eating, I started to fart intermittently. In the following years, especially after three meals a day. For example, half an hour after eating a banana, I began to fart, five or six times an hour on average, sometimes for hours. Ms. Wang said that she didn't take fart seriously at first, but in recent years, fart has seriously affected her life. First, it affects the relationship between husband and wife. My husband often complains to me when I get up every morning? Can't sleep well, and it stinks? . Walking with her husband often breaks out suddenly, and the romantic atmosphere between husband and wife is also destroyed. In the last two or three years, my daughter began to make fun of this. I cooked a good dish for her at dinner, and suddenly it broke out uncontrollably. She began to laugh and said loudly that it stinks, stinks. The angrier I am, the more I can't control it. The doctor's diagnosis may be that tonic hurts the stomach. Ms. Wang said that she was in good health. How can she have trouble farting? Wang Xiaoqi, director of the Department of Gastroenterology, Hangzhou Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine, analyzed that Ms. Wang may have eaten the gastrointestinal function of postpartum tonic. It is recommended to eat less foods that cause flatulence: beans, beer, cabbage, carbonated drinks, onions, high-fat milk, bananas, bread and other foods containing wheat, carrots, potatoes and sweet potatoes. You can also go to the Chinese pharmacy to grab some cereal malt, dried tangerine peel and chicken's gizzard-membrane, add radish to make soup, soothe the liver and regulate qi, and regulate the stomach. Farting every day is a healthy life. There are three treasures: farting, sweating and sneezing. These are all natural ways for the human body to adjust. For example, after surgery, doctors should not recommend dieting until they confirm that the patient farted. Some scientists have found that a person farts about 14 times a day. Each person emits about 500 ml of waste gas every day. In most cases, human exhaust emissions will not emit obvious noise or smell. But undigested food enters the large intestine and is digested by bacteria in the large intestine to produce a special smell, that is, fart. Although fart stinks, fart is a normal physiological need and is beneficial to people's health. If a person doesn't fart all day, toxic gas can't be discharged in the simplest way, which is not good for health. People who don't fart all the year round are most likely to have gastrointestinal problems. It is recommended to drink a cup of yogurt every day to keep the balance of gastrointestinal bacteria. More farting and less farting means illness. 1. Don't fart. Most patients with abdominal distension, listlessness, dyspepsia and intestinal obstruction don't fart often. 2. Fart too much. Gastrointestinal peristalsis dysfunction and fart in patients with stomach, liver, gallbladder and pancreas diseases. Gobbling at meals, swallowing saliva frequently and inhaling more air will also lead to more farting. 3. Fart stinks. When there is gastrointestinal bleeding or intestinal inflammation, farting often stinks. Eating too much meat will also fart. 4. The intestine is called thinking viscera, and anxiety, stress and bad mood directly affect the digestive ability of the intestine.