I pretended to work for my boss, who pretended to pay me.

1, I think as long as I have some modest qualities, I will be a perfect person.

2. If you need suggestions or opinions, we will provide them for free; If you need the correct answer, please pay extra.

In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

4. If Beethoven is the "father of symphony", does it mean that Beethoven's father is the "father of symphony"?

I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay me.

6. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. Friends call it "confidence".

7. My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I have no chance to interrupt her.

If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich.

9. In a blink of an eye, it's a past that blooms and falls, and it can't be found again. Why be persistent?

10, I forgot my youth, and finally I can face the feelings of youth calmly. The people you like and the things you hate are the same as you.

1 1, reject everything. Right and wrong have become memories, and I don't want to pay attention to them.

12, life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery. Now he doesn't even know what he has become, oh, 4,000 yuan.

13, note to robbers: our staff only know Spanish. Please be patient when grabbing, and you'd better bring an interpreter. Thank you.

14, I am the only bachelor left in our village. Other men have been neutered when they get married and have children. Doctor, you have to ligate me, too. I'm afraid I can't bear the responsibility for any woman who is pregnant.

15, tourist: Master, is that straw house over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

16, if lawyers and politicians fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies?

17, reporter: According to a recent poll, people pay little attention to current events at home and abroad. Congressman, what do you think of this? Congressman: I don't care if I have opinions.

18, if it hadn't happened to me, it would have been really funny.

19, do you want to have a good set of teeth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, go to the hospital for a dental examination every two years; Third, mind your own business.

20, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

2 1, we always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.

We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

23. In order to improve the safety of the product, we decided to print on the coke bottle cap: Please open this end; Bottle bottom print: Please open the other end.

24. Artificial intelligence cannot be compared with the stupidity of nature-because we advocate pure nature.

25. Dad hit me twice today, the first time because he saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.

26. If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.

I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are loose clothes, I will report them.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

29. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so there are ten umbrellas at home now.

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

3 1. Yesterday, scientists did the latest research. One hundred people took part in the experiment. After drinking twenty bottles of beer, everyone becomes extremely talkative but lacks logic, prone to crying and irritability, impulsive, driving skills decline and weight gain. So scientists have come to the conclusion that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen!

The boss's birthday wishes

1, think, listen, my blessing comes with the wind; Leadership, your birthday is here again; You won't mind without a gift! Now, I send my sincere wishes to you for a happy birthday! Life is safe.

2. When I receive my blessing, I only hope to have such an effect; I hope you smile and be happy, never worry and never be sad; Leader, it's your birthday. Happy birthday!

3, leadership, there are countless good things for you in my heart, but I don't know how to thank you; Today, on the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a happy and smooth life.

4, send a true love, let you experience the warmth of the world; To tell the truth, send you birthday wishes; I wish you a happy and sweet life. Best wishes for a happy birthday! A happy life.

5, today is a beautiful day, so the world has added a touch of attractive color! I sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

6. There are thousands of successes in life. You write glory with labor, and you treat your relatives and friends with true feelings! Today is your birthday, please relax and listen to our blessings quietly: happiness, health and happiness. ...

7. You have worked hard to cultivate a hundred flowers, and you have worked hard to add luster to the enterprise. I wish you happiness on your birthday!

8. Flowers bloom like a dream, and the wind passes without trace. Although the blessing is gentle, it will stay in my heart forever. Wish you a happy birthday, peace and happiness!

9. In the bright spring season, your birthday comes quietly. May you, like that green leaf, stretch your happy mood in the morning breeze and enjoy a happy life in spring! Happy birthday, peace is a blessing!

10, today, birds song for you, flowers bloom for you; Happiness pours on your face, and happiness flies with you; Happy birthday, leader! Live a carefree life.

1 1, youth and genius go hand in hand, which is undoubtedly the most beautiful sight in the world. And you have both. Today, may your youth and intelligence bring you a better tomorrow! Happy birthday!

12, I weave a blue flower with happiness, decorate your heart with sweetness, and make you happy and happy all your life; Today, on your birthday, I wish you a happy birthday! Happy and safe forever.

Your holiday comes with spring. Your efforts will contribute to the future of the enterprise. On this beautiful day, our wishes are as warm as the season: Happy birthday!

14, leaders, on this special day, have different lives and different wishes: May the whole family be happy and safe, and may your birthday be happy and beautiful; I wish you a fortune.

15, full of vitality, youthful you, bring us vigorous hope and vitality! On your birthday, may you steer the wheel of life and drive to the fast lane of happiness, happiness and happiness!

16, flowers are a beautiful endorsement, happiness is a heartfelt wish, and sending a bunch of flowers may make you smile forever; Friends are the fetters of life, and flowers are romantic greetings. Send a bunch of flowers. May our friendship never fade. I wish you happiness every day and all the best!

17, two green leaves, full of its friendship with the same root; A congratulatory message condensed our wishes for you. May happiness embrace you on this special day that belongs to you. Happy birthday!

18, if there are countless landscapes in life, may happiness rank first in life; If the emotional process is very long, may happiness lead the way! Your birthday is accompanied by our blessings!

19. Blessings float in the breeze, and happiness flies in short messages; Let flying flowers convey the truth to you, and let thin clouds bring you good luck; Leader, today is your birthday. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Happiness is long-lasting.

20. In the morning, may my blessing flow in your eyes like a bright sunshine; At night, may my blessing be a ray of bright moonlight, rippling in your heart! Happy birthday!

2 1, no matter how the years change and the world changes, happiness will always be our pursuit and expectation for life! Happy birthday and long happiness!

22. With the blessing of spring and the warmth of love, we send you happiness and happiness on a special day: Happy birthday, health and happiness!

23, birthday every year, peace every year. May the mood be like a summer rose, blooming with joy, happiness and joy!

24. On this special day, I have special blessings; May lightning bring me blessings, and may the wind send me my gratitude to you; Leader, today is your birthday. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Happiness and heaven are in harmony.

25. If there are countless landscapes in life, may happiness rank first in life; If the emotional process is very long, may happiness lead the way!

26. I chose a few lilies, but I feel that they are not as pure as you; Picked a few peonies, only to find that it doesn't match your nobility; I chose a few roses, but I don't feel worthy of your sexiness. Send you a bunch of the most beautiful flowers to set off a most beautiful you!

27. Grab a handful of holy water from the snow-capped mountains and send you a cool ray; Pick a summer lotus and pray for your eternal peace! Happy birthday!

28. Leader, I have a secret to tell you today. In order to give you a happy birthday, I specially prepared a precious gift for you, that is: Happy birthday to you! Financial resources are rolling in, and happiness is day after day.

29. This day is beautiful because of your birthday; We are full of joy for your birthday. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday and all the best!

On this special day, we extend our most sincere wishes to you. Although it is just a spring breeze, it brings you the whole spring. Happy birthday!

3 1, the space is limited, the number of words is limited, send our infinite blessings! On your birthday, we sincerely pray for you: Happy every day, happy forever!

32. Leader, when your birthday comes, I would like to turn into spring rain to moisten your heart; I would like to turn into flowers and cover your life avenue; And wish you a happy birthday! Have a stable and safe life.

33. Leader, I especially want to say a word to you today. You are really handsome. How can I feel it now after all these years? Well, happy birthday to you! The whole family is very happy.

34. Your birthday is accompanied by our blessings! Your birthday comes with spring; Your efforts will contribute to the future of the enterprise. On this beautiful day, our wishes are as warm as the season: Happy birthday!

35. Birthday candlelight is full of flowers, each of which is our warm and sincere blessing: Happy birthday, all your wishes come true!

36. In the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; Be handsome and ugly; It is a good thing to be old and not in good health; It is good to be poor and rich; Just understand all the troubles; It's good to have a stable life!

37. I have endless words for you, and countless people have thanked you all my life; But for you, in the journey of life, there is endless affection; Today, on your birthday, I wish you a happy birthday! Life is safe.

38. After reading so much, thank you for your help and guidance. Now, there is nothing to send. I will send you a short message to express our sincere feelings over the years; Best wishes for a happy birthday! Happiness is accompanied by a lifetime.

39. The longer and more flourishing the tree of youth, the more beautiful flower of life will be. Please accept our deep blessing on your birthday. Happy birthday, beautiful and healthy!

40. A thousand words cannot express my gratitude to you; A thousand words can't express my gratitude to you; At this moment, I only send my best wishes to you. May you be as lucky as the East China Sea, live longer than the South Mountain, have no worries and be safe all your life. Happy birthday!

4 1, send you a rare six-leaf jade Buddha orchid in the world: one is health, the other is auspiciousness, the other is peace, the other is auspiciousness, and the other is happiness. I wish you a happy birthday and all the best!

42. May blessings haunt you in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish you: all your wishes come true! Happy! Happy birthday!

I pretend it doesn't matter.

You have never been in the play, but I have lost myself. You still have me when you are sad, and I am still alone when I am sad! I pretend it doesn't matter, but I cry all the time when I'm alone. You never belonged to me, let alone lost it. I thought you would like me if I could make you laugh, but I lost to someone who made you cry. .

I pretend it doesn't matter.

First, wake up in a dream, and after waking up, my heart aches all over my body! I dreamed that I sneaked to your door to see you. Just saw your marriage, saw your happy expression, saw the lively family and friends, and saw your favorite bride. I saw her face in my dream. You are holding hands, and I pretend to pass you by, but I don't know that I was awakened by tears! Unforgettable, unforgettable, after all. Heartache is still only known by yourself, or only borne by yourself. One wrong step, one wrong step! Life is like this, fate plays tricks on people and tortures them all their lives.

Second, not because I am strong, but because I have been silent for longer than others; It's not because I'm happy, it's just that I hide deeper than others. I pretend to be indifferent and tell myself that I am so strong that I can bear anything. However, when I was forgotten in the corner, I found that I could not afford to lose, and I would be afraid.

I pretended not to care, but found that you really didn't care. You don't love me and you won't let me go.

Mom doesn't want to cook. I cooked tomato and potato soup for her. Did she say no onions? I said don't play it. But in order to meet her requirements, I cut her an onion. When I cut onions for the first time, I cried and couldn't open my eyes. Later, I pretended not to care and asked her, wouldn't you cry if you cut an onion? She said I would put a bowl of water next to it. Mom, why didn't you tell me earlier?

I pretend to be indifferent and tell myself that I am so strong that I can bear anything. However, when I was forgotten in the corner, I found that I could not afford to lose, and I would be afraid. Those messy thoughts can no longer be sorted out. I will never hear from you again. I heard that you are better off than me, and I am afraid I will be sad. I'm afraid my depravity will make you laugh. The so-called powerful, blurred me! !

Sixth, feelings, the saddest thing is that others don't take you seriously, and you are still sentimental. I pretended not to care and found that you really didn't care.

7. I pretended to be indifferent, and finally I became a desolate scene.

Eight, unspeakable sadness is the most sad. After all, I touched myself all the way, but I couldn't touch you. You blocked the sea of people behind me. I pretend it doesn't matter, but I can't fool myself. Finally, I made a great determination and gave up this kind of assumption. Thank you, because you and I are trying to make ourselves better, because you and I have never been so brave. That last feeling was really beautiful, good and enough.

Nine, because I love you, I forget the principle and put down my reserve; Because I love you, there are joys and sorrows, and there are gains and losses; Because I love you, I even lost my original self. I never thought of giving up on you, but I saw too much perfunctory from you and got too much indifference. I pretend it doesn't matter. I told myself how strong I should be. Take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse. Does the drizzle in the air represent who is crying? He is not free, but he doesn't like you that much. Flower world, who is eternal, who is eternal.

Ten, I pretend to be indifferent, and my heart hurts as much as my bright smile.

1 1. The person you can't let go may have found someone to replace you. I pretended not to care, only to find that you really don't care. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but where you are, but I can't get close to you.

After listening to your stumbling explanation, I pretended not to care about the past, but all my little thoughts overflowed from my eyes.

Thirteen, I dreamed of my summer vacation and made an appointment with my junior high school classmates to go back together. As a result, she turned and stood me up and left with someone else Then I was stabbed by another classmate and told you to believe her. I pretended not to care and went back by myself. When I met Professor Shen on the way, I left with him, and my mouth kept opening wide. What happened in front of you, which students don't completely forget?

I pretended not to care, but I cried secretly in my heart, if my father were still here. That would be great.

Take care of yourself. Don't count on others. I pretended not to care, only to find that you really don't care.

Sixteen, good temper is because no one is willing to accommodate you. The idea is profound because you have no one to play with, so you have time to think about many problems. You can always go home safely when you are drunk. You think that's your superpower, but it's just because you know no one will care about you. This is the truth of the world. Loneliness makes you strong and makes you a better person. I pretended to be indifferent and told myself that I was so strong that I could bear anything. However, when I was forgotten in the corner, I discovered that I would be afraid.

Seventeen years old, I suddenly have a fever and want someone to give me a hug. In fact, I want to cry and wail, and my heart is particularly painful, but I pretend that I don't care. I smile every day and cry until late at night.

What I wanted was simple, but I never got it. You once gave me great joy, but I didn't expect love to exist in name only. You can hide your expression, but you won't lie if you feel uncomfortable. I pretend it doesn't matter. You really left.

Nineteen, I pretend to be indifferent and tell myself that I am strong and can bear anything. However, when I am forgotten in the corner, I find that I can't afford to lose, and I will be afraid. When you can't do anything or change anything, you should start to change yourself and make your thorns less and less.

Twenty, my mother asked me if I was afraid, and I pretended not to care. Actually, I'm scared to death. I'm more scared than my mother.

I pretended not to care and found that you really didn't care. Forgive me for pestering you like a cat, for looking for you all day, for being rude to you, and for the trouble my appearance has brought you.

Twenty-three, maybe I will turn back when I hit the south wall, maybe I will give up when I see the Yellow River ... I pretend not to care, but I find that you really don't care ... It may not be easy to wait; Destruction is easy.

I pretended not to care, only to find that you really don't care. In fact, sometimes I wonder how reluctant emotional things can be. The more I miss them, the more redundant I am. He doesn't know what you think, and he won't try to take the initiative to understand. Just let nature take its course.

I can be indifferent to loneliness, but I have been crying. Humans are good at decadence and do nothing but pretend to be indifferent to me, so that they can't see their heartbreak. The more decadent people are in love, the more comfort they will have, no matter how hypocritical.

Twenty-six, from a certain moment on, I didn't let go, I just didn't think about it. Love in my heart is hidden. I pretend it doesn't matter, and it's good to pretend that the world is without you. I will work hard, even if you are not here, I will stand at the top. One person takes the road that two people haven't finished.

Twenty-seven, when a person cries, the first tear comes from the right eye, which is a happy tear, but if it comes from the left eye, it is a painful and sad tear; I pretend not to care, telling myself that I am so strong that I can bear anything, and only when I am alone can I find myself.

Twenty-eight, you see, I pretend it doesn't matter. In your eyes, it really doesn't matter.

I pretend to be indifferent and tell myself that I am so strong that I can bear anything. However, when I was forgotten in the corner, I found that I could not afford to lose, and I would be afraid. Inner loneliness has deceived you, loneliness!

Thirty years old, a little hit, personal, don't want to come out. I just don't want to talk to you more. Okay, I'll take it as okay. Stop, that's it. Keep a dignity for yourself. I want to be strong and worthy of her, leaving other suitors far behind. Until she barely deserves me. Improve yourself, or she won't even talk to you!

Please forgive my expressionless stare. In fact, my breathing and heartbeat are confused when I see you, but my self-esteem requires me to pretend to be indifferent. In fact, I really want to be with you, walk along the campus path together, and talk about which teacher's class is good, which canteen's food is delicious, and how long you and I have been walking along this path together. It records a lot of time, there are many fragments in its mind, and we are also illusions in its thinking.

Thirty-two, the leaves left, not the trees left, I pretended not to care, but found that you really didn't care.

33. I am too weak. I really thought I would pretend to be indifferent and everything would be fine, but without them, I can always crush me again and again in the dark.

Summary of unsympathetic sentences when the boss is tired of work

The boss doesn't support work. No matter how hard and tired you are, you must persist. After all, when you lose interest in your job, you lose your job in this society, unless, of course, you are a rich second generation.

I bet all my good luck on meeting you, but in the end I had to pass you by because I had no good luck.

I have been doing every job wholeheartedly, but all this is so chilling that I am always stabbed in the back by others carelessly, so I can only endure it!

4. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.

5. The state of returning to work is chilling. The boss didn't say anything about protection, just kept talking about performance! People haven't got together for work and meetings for several days! The meeting always starts in two hours.

6. I have been trying to do every job well. I am really tired, really tired, not because I don't want to work hard, but because I am chilling.

7. I suddenly told you that you don't have to come to work, without even an explanation. It's so unreliable. You will be chilling if you experience it yourself. I thought the boss and the boss were very good people, and it was really chilling to make a makeover!

No one can share the real pain with you. You can only change it from one shoulder to the other.

9. As the boss, what you did this time disappointed us so much that we gradually saw through it. I can only hehe, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I don't have that much respect for you in my heart, and I have plummeted.

10. When others are in trouble, you try your best to help, when you are in trouble, others try their best to laugh. These are all realities. When you are proud, your friends know you, and when you are in trouble, you know your friends.

1 1. Some words have been buried in my heart for a long time and I have no chance to say them. When I had a chance to say it, I couldn't say it.

12. Thanks a lot. It's not easy. But meeting an extremely selfish boss is really chilling. So I deleted the boss's WeChat, out of sight, out of mind, hahahaha.

13. In a busy life, everyone is good at duplicity, and everyone hopes that the other party will notice.

14. Sometimes, it's not that the world is too hypocritical. It's just that we are naive.

15. You have the whole world in your eyes, but not me.

16. There is no harm without comparison, which is really chilling. If I can, I must leave this dump as soon as possible. Such bosses and colleagues really don't want to get along with him.

17. If you can't see clearly, let it continue to be blurred. Some things, some love, some feelings, some people, see too thoroughly, but will be hurt.

18. Who doesn't have troubles, who doesn't have bitterness, who doesn't have ups and downs, who doesn't waste time, life has ups and downs. Don't be nervous and depressed, don't pester and squander, relax and live a chic life.

19. Sincere friends will not add icing on the cake, but can give timely help. False friends will only coax you with sweet words, but will not accompany you.

20. When you are depressed, don't be depressed. You still have relatives and friends who will always be your solid backing.

The state of returning to work is chilling, the boss does not pay attention to protection, and has been talking about performance! People haven't got together for work and meetings for several days! By the way, meetings always take two hours.

22. Tired, unwilling to move forward, sentimental, no love to find. Unable to save the lost soul, you are the closest person to me, but you have given me the deepest harm. No matter how I imagine her beauty, it will eventually become the most painful time.

No matter what stage you are in, no matter how you adjust your emotions, no matter how good your mentality is, when you are tired, you will feel tired, miserable and helpless.

24. I hope that today's efforts will be remembered with a smile in the future, instead of regretting today's decadence with a long life.

25. When two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable that they will complain that you have changed. Maybe we haven't changed, but we are getting closer and closer to each other.

26. Living in a city, or loving someone, or doing something for a long time, you will feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of what the people I love in this city insist on, but I can't give myself the courage to insist.

27. It is difficult to go to work when weeding at noon. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

28. Busy days will make me have no worries about leisure, and always focus on busy things, so that I can devote myself wholeheartedly to these things.

29. The cause of every collapse seems to others to be making a mountain out of a molehill, but only you know how much sorrow this straw has overwhelmed.

30. After all, everything is just catching the wind and catching the moon, which is ridiculous for a lifetime.

3 1. Tired, let go of everything and see the outside world. When you are tired, you empty your heart with your life. Come back another day and come back with blood.

32. It's hard to go to work. It's really hard to go to work. It's better to join B club. You don't have to wait in line to go shopping and collect protection fees.

33. Either there is no social fear or communication barrier, or you are too lazy to meet people you don't want to know and deal with things you don't want to deal with. Because you know that few people in this world are really nice to you, and you only spend time on worthwhile feelings.

I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.

35. Every chilling person has a certain truth behind him.

36. Sometimes, I feel bad for no reason and don't want to talk to anyone. I just want to be alone. Sometimes I feel that waiting is not bitter, what is bitter is waiting without results, and finally I am injured.

37. Don't regret, the road is your own choice, and what you have passed and missed is your own wish. Those words that talk about the heart.

38. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

39. There are only three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. And the most hurtful thing is an empty wallet.

40. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.