Humorous sentences poking fun at losing weight

Humorous sentences poking fun at losing weight

In daily study, work and life, many people have been exposed to some classic sentences. Sentences can be divided into different types according to their tone and usage. So what kind of sentences are enlightening? The following is a humorous sentence that I compiled for you to ridicule weight loss, for reference only, and I hope it will help you.

Humorous sentence 1 1, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked hundreds of miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

2, life has been so difficult, how can we not have some dessert to dilute such bitterness.

How many people have said that when you are full, you will have the strength to lose weight and stand up for me.

I threw a coin. If it breaks, I won't eat today.

I also ate a round pig today.

6. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

7, the most self-disciplined dinner, food and nutrition coexist, obesity and weight loss coexist.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

9. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

10, not for drying food, I really like the color matching of this tablecloth.

1 1, it is cruel for thin people to eat fat people; Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

12, the spring night is short, and meat is the best way to save the world.

13, I don't smell it. I'm not hungry. I want to lose weight.

14, a fat man ruined everything, and everything is everything.

15, if you want to lose weight and can't control your mouth, then eat shrimp!

16, lose weight after eating? Are you kidding?

17. I'm always hungry in the middle of the night during weight loss. Should I eat?

18, if you want to lose weight well, you should eat every meal.

19, we agreed to eat vegetables to lose weight, and you secretly grabbed meat?

20. If you are full and eat well, you can lose weight!

2 1, I know I'm fat, but I can't control my mouth. I can really eat.

22. Can you lose weight without eating? In fact, it is right to lose weight after eating.

23. Being able to eat is a blessing, and you can lose weight when you are full.

24, eating at night, I deserve to be fat all my life.

25. Can't control your appetite, and then lose weight when you are full.

26. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

27. What should I do if I want to lose weight and can't control my mouth?

28. I want to lose weight, but I can't control my mouth. Will it be useful to just open my legs?

29, say good weight loss, forget it, eating a meal will not get fat.

30. Why don't you eat first and then lose weight?

3 1, the work is over, and you will have the strength to lose weight after eating.

32. There is braised pork, and then lose weight when you are full.

33. When you see a hard dish that you can't control your mouth, eat it first and then lose weight!

34. I want to lose weight, but I can't keep my mouth shut.

35. I promised to lose weight and went to eat hot pot again today. It smells delicious.

36. Lose weight when you are full. One bowl of delicious rice noodles is not enough for two bowls.

37. It's really a slap in the face to say that you can't help eating when you lose weight.

38. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

39, ten years of thin bones no one asked, once fat, the world knows.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I just can't control my mouth.

4 1, it is said that a good salad can lose weight, and how to eat it will make you fat!

42. If you agree to lose weight, you can't control the temptation to eat.

43. My brother will wait for me to fall in love when I lose weight after eating.

44, lose weight, watch calories to eat, tired and ineffective.

45. When you lose weight, can you eat when you are hungry at night?

46. How many people want to lose weight, but they just can't control their mouths.

47, eat and lose weight, but it is also visible to the naked eye.

48. I am serious. I'll lose weight after this meal.

49. I want to lose weight. If I don't succeed, all my friends will lose 200 yuan.

50. There is always a heart to lose weight, but there is a mouth to eat.

5 1, I'll lose weight tomorrow if I'm full tonight.

52. Haha, let me eat my stomach before I lose weight.

While talking about losing weight, I still can't control my mouth.

54, gluttony, a stumbling block on the road to losing weight.

55. I came to dinner again in the evening and said I wanted to lose weight, but I failed.

56. If you don't want to eat, you can eat again. How to lose weight after dinner?

57. I was going to refine it into a lightning bolt, but I didn't expect it to be a spherical lightning bolt.

58. I really want to eat when I lose weight, but what should I do?

59, can't quit delicious food, want to lose weight and can't control your mouth!

60. Increase calories and I'll lose weight when I'm full.

Humorous sentences poking fun at losing weight 2 1. For the noble thing of losing weight, we should wait until we are full and study it well.

2, arguing about losing weight every day is just to scare the meat.

It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.

4, all my troubles are in my heart, no wonder I can't lose weight.

5. "I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean against, comfortable to hold" and "uncomfortable to look at"

6, losing weight is always the second biggest thing in life, the first big thing is to eat and drink well!

7. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

8. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

9. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

10, in fact, I will lose weight, I just gain weight for a while, just for fun.

1 1. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

12, I'm full, I'm full, I still remember my great cause of losing weight!

13, I know why I have been unable to lose weight, because there is a you in my body.

14. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

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