I sincerely ask for the funniest joke

Monday is here... After Xiaoying handed in her homework, she was immediately asked by the teacher to stand for punishment at noon and read "I will not dare to make up lies to deceive the teacher" 500 times.

Why? Why would this teacher treat this weak primary school student so cruelly? Let's take a look at how her composition is written...

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Sunday

Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park to play until about 11:00 pm yesterday, today we got up early and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruits, because grandma and grandpa Live in Victoria Peak.

After we arrived at the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and started climbing. We reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute. The air on the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow... Grandpa's orchard is so big. There are many fruit trees planted, including watermelon trees, strawberry trees, and pineapple trees... Because I was too young to climb the trees, grandpa climbed up the watermelon trees and picked them. I picked up the biggest watermelon and threw it to my dad, and my dad caught it with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground in the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc. Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled off the coconut skins with his hands, removed the seeds, and distributed them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. My cousin also used coconuts to humiliate me, which hurt so much!

After the fruit dinner, we went to play in the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain. We heard from the teacher that the Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world.

Sure enough, the teacher did not lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I was so hot.

Later we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in the hot springs. What a cold hot spring! The Himalayas are such a great place.

Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw a McDonald’s selling near the top of the mountain. Damn cousin, you borrow money from me every time!

While we were still buying, we heard our mother calling us to go home from Taiping Mountain, so we had to reluctantly leave. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really fun places. I will return there in the future. We need to ask dad and mom to take us to play.

Dad said that if I come first in this exam, he will take me to Tokyo, Beijing, and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most, because my cousin lives in Xijing.

She said that the textbook was actually a lie. There is a mountain higher than the Himalayas in Xijing. It takes about 3 minutes to climb. There is also a large night market and children's playground on it, as well as clear water. creek.

I must study hard and ask my dad to take me to these places.

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Instructor’s comment:

The content is full of contradictions Exaggerate to the best of my ability

I have never seen this incomprehensible in my more than 20 years of teaching

Please pay attention next time

This time the teacher asked for 600 yuan again Xiaoying didn’t dare to write randomly anymore because of her previous experience, and wrote down exactly what happened when her father took her to the Zoological and Botanical Park on Sunday.

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Sunday

Dad took our whole family this morning Going to the Zoological and Botanical Gardens, the sound of cicadas kept chirping along the road. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak.

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Instructor’s comment:

The content is true and can be changed It was different before

But more than 500 "zhi" characters were used in the whole article

This is something I have never seen in my more than 20 years of teaching

Please pay attention next time

The teacher also learned the lesson this time. He was afraid that the students would write randomly, so he asked to submit another 600-word travel diary but also put forward the learning experience of the day. Xiaoying came back from hiking with her mother and carefully checked the textbook. , finally found one thing that verified the knowledge in the textbook, so I happily wrote it down and handed it to the teacher.

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Sunday

I went hiking with my mother today. When we reached the top of the mountain, my mother said there would be echoes in the quiet mountains.

My brother and I tried to shout together - "How are you?"

Sure enough, about three seconds later we heard: How are you, how are you, how are you, how are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? ?are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay Okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? ?are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay Okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? ?are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay Okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? ?are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay are you okay How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? How are you? , I finally realized it. What a meaningful day.

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Instructor’s comments:

Can learn from it as The teacher was very happy

But the whole article uses about 200 sentences of "How are you"

This is something I have never seen in my more than 20 years of teaching

Part 2 Please pay attention this time

The teacher disagrees with Xiaoying's lazy composition, and will no longer write a travelogue composition. Thinking about how to stimulate Xiaoying's composition potential, I will write another one:

"The Most Unforgettable Thing"

Xiaoying bit her pencil and tried to think hard, and finally wrote quickly. After handing it over, she thought to herself: The teacher will probably not punish me anymore, and she couldn't help but smile stupidly. .

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When I came home from school last Friday, I saw a pile of flowers in front of my house. I ate a pound of stool at that time: "Who is so wicked, defecating in front of my house?"

I quickly called my sister out, and my sister saw that she had eaten a pound and said: : "It's so unethical! It's so low-level!" My sister asked me to sweep it away with a broom.

When my mother found out, she also came out to see what was going on. She also ate a pound and shouted, "What a sin!"

Dad heard his mother's cry and quickly came out to see what was going on. Ate a pound. "Who did this?"

My neighbor, Mrs. Wang, just came back from shopping for groceries and ate a pound after looking at it.

Uncle Wang and Wang Xiaoming came out to see that they both had eaten a pound. After a while, more than ten people gathered and everyone had eaten a pound. Finally, they called 119. After eating a pound, the firefighters finally cleared the pile of stool. It's really the most unforgettable thing.

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Instructor’s comments:

Progress

Please note that the typo is "surprised", not "eat a pound"

This pile of stool weighs twenty kilograms in total. Who can do this?