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When you bow your head to Fukuda, you will see Zen in the water.

"Song of Transplanting" has a hundred flowers in spring, a moon in autumn and a cool breeze in summer. This is a good time to let rotine have a rest. Good as a pine, evil as a flower. Not as good as the present. One day it was beaten by frost. I see pine trees, but I don't see flowers. There is no anger in my mouth. There is no anger in my mouth. There is no priceless treasure. It's true. It is true that the Buddha is in Lingshan. It's just that in your heart, everyone has a Ling Mountain Tower to practice Buddhism in Ling Mountain Tower. It is a pity that there are many karma obstacles in this life, and there is no Tathagata. I put my golden hand in the field and lower my head. I will see the water in the sky. My heart is clean. The result is a retrogression. It turns out that mountains are made of fire, and they are made of fire. Don't wait to be smashed. No resentment. There are immortals outside the world for thirty-three days. I am afraid that mortals are not strong, and there is no Amitabha in the south! The common name of the cloth bag monk is Zhang Qiben, and his real name is Changting Pavilion. He was born in troubled times in Hou Liang, and he was determined to become a monk. He often travels around with a cloth bag on his back, generous and happy. When Qi died, he sat on a rock and said a few words: "Maitreya is really Maitreya, incarnating trillions;" Always showing the time, people don't know. " When you say it, it disappears. This makes people realize that the fat monk is the embodiment of Maitreya Buddha. Later, according to his appearance, people shaped a potbellied Chinese Maitreya Buddha, which was enshrined in the Tianwang Temple, and has since replaced the orthodox Maitreya Buddha in Buddhism, becoming famous all over the world for thousands of years. There are many legends about him, some of which are similar to Jigong. One winter, when the cloth bag monk was cultivating the five generations of back beams, there was a heavy man in Changting, Fenghua. He buckled the bamboo raft in the river in front of Laile Village and went home to catch fish at night. When he looked up, he saw a thin piece of ice floating on the bridge of Lin Yue Temple. On the ice, a seven-or eight-year-old boy sat in cold weather, dripping with water and frozen stiff. He wore only a blue Chinese-style chest covering and a smile on his face. His scalp is round, his stomach is round, and his hands and legs are round. In a blink of an eye, Xiao Qi became a young man. The appearance is also interesting, with bare forehead, big belly, tea tray face and big mouth, which makes people laugh. Besides, he is kind-hearted, diligent and likes to help others. Everyone in the village liked him and gave him a nickname "Happy Monk". This spring, Zhang San next door is going to farm. Please help me and promise me this. On that day, Li Si, Wu Zhao and Liu Wang all wanted to catch up with the farming season, and they came to ask for help, which was also a promise. A few days later, when the seedling gate is closed, the farmers will treat the people who have helped each other as usual. However, when I arrived at this family, my neighbors and eight families quarreled and pulled, saying that this day was to help their family farm, which was quite difficult, so I had to sneak away and pull it down. Chucky likes to make fun of others. One day, a person in his own family planted a mountain and a field, and four young people across the mountain were planting a mountain and a field. So, he said, "You four plant two acres of land, and I will plant two acres of land to see who plants first." "Four epigenetic defy spirit, thinking, theory of farming, the four of us in Changting put aside the forehead-jump, not as good as you a' happy monk'. I immediately promised to be higher than the next one. The four epigenetic gritted their teeth, did not straighten up and did not rest; Don't wipe your sweat, your hands grow fast like car water. If you see this, don't be right, or you will be defeated. Immediately, a broken straw sandal was thrown across the ridge. As soon as the straw sandals fell into the water, they became a big carp and swam to the feet of the first epigenetic. The epigenetic threw away the seedling handle and began to catch carp. Carp jumped up and landed in front of the second epigenetic, splashing him with mud. The second generation threw seedlings to catch fish, and the big carp jumped all over the mountain, and the fourth generation chased and caught it all over the field. Until dark, more than half of the two acres of land were not planted. Look at the hills here. The rice seedlings have been planted together. At this point, the last bunch of seedlings was planted, and a small folk song said: "Hold the young seedlings and plant Futian, and see the water in the sky, and six clean ones will become rice (road). Backward is forward. "