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Tell me about those who hate exams.

Speaking of hating exams

Many times, there is no reason to hate exams. The following is an article about hating exams. Welcome to read!

1) I hate exams. Because of it, all my former brothers were scattered and washed away like tea. ........

2) Primary school is expensive, junior high school is expensive, high school is expensive, and college is expensive.

3) After the mid-term exam, I hit rock bottom: Chinese, Gone with the Wind; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned; Physics, glorious sacrifice!

4) Computer, come on, let me go, I have homework.

5) Who invented the college entrance examination? I want to know how many points the director of education got in that year.

6) What are the four oceans in the world? Answer: beaming, beautiful, boiling, lazy. That's what I wrote in my geography exam.

7) If it weren't for you in the end, I don't think I would love anyone seriously.

8) The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

9) in the exam, the right is always happy!

10) It is efficient to read a book every day. Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

1 1) I wanted to use the test results to make a comeback, but I didn't expect TM to stick to the pot.

12) There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "I don't understand at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "Look to the right", a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing", a kind of application question called "falling apart", and a kind of failing course called "It doesn't matter!

13) Teacher, you can deny my present, but you are not qualified to evaluate my future!

14) Falling in love and getting married when I was a student was the proudest thing in my life.

15) Teacher: "Tomorrow is the exam. Are you ready? " Me: "I'm ready (grass, my high IQ brain doesn't know that I can't afford to play."

16) My QQ score is inversely proportional to my academic performance.

17) Our class teacher took the paper and said, Send a stack of your papers.

18) scum is bitter and tired. I can't sleep before the exam. I can't pass the exam at all. After the exam, I was bald and useless. I have to kneel for the headmaster. Xueba said he couldn't do it at all.

19) [Mid-term exam after the festival! ] amen

20) Cheating in the exam, making concerted efforts, giving priority to copying, giving priority to blindness, and combining copying with blindness to ensure passing. If there are informers, there will be violence after class.

2 1) study is for exams, exams are for grades, and grades are for showing off.

22) Continued from the last issue: Xueba said he couldn't do it at all. In the end, all the exams were right, and the slag was a bitter tear. Xin! Acid! Tears!

23) Every exam is given by my grandson and invigilated by my son, but I can't! ! !

24) Why do students have to take exams? Why are we not schoolmasters? Why can scores determine everything? Why can parents scold you for failing the exam?

As for exams, participation is the most important thing.

26) Two weeks before the exam; Everything depends on human effort, two days before the exam: everything follows fate, after the exam: the important thing is to participate.

27) It doesn't matter if you don't pass the exam. There are make-up exams. If you can't retake the exam, you have to retake it!

28) Always listen to your inner voice. Because even if it grows on your left, it will always be right.

It is also wrong to curse the old teacher for failing this course. At least, she has said everything she needs to say, the key points of the painting and the classes she should attend.

No matter how I do in the exam, I believe I have a bright future.

3 1) Time after class is so precious, isn't it a waste to go to the toilet? I usually go to class.

32) I don't want to fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!

33) There is nothing in life that I don't know. As a result, society has created teachers. Most people can't stick to what they are not good at, so success belongs to only a few people.

34) Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas and exams alone if I have the ability, huh?

35) At the age of eighteen, he died in the event of a replacement; At the age of eighteen, it is better to die when you meet a high number.

36) The exam is coming. Ask Kobe to control the ball, single subject 8 1 point, rocket control, 22 consecutive subjects, McGrady control, MD, 35 seconds 13 point.

37) Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

38) If you don't turn over the books in the exam, you are a pig. Don't panic if you cheat, but pretend to be caught.

39) Me: Dad! I'm going to watch the meteor shower with my girlfriend tomorrow night. Dad: Then remember to bring your raincoat.

40) I used to envy passing the exam. Now, you can miss the past and fail.

4 1) Today's exam was 10, and there were five vacancies, but the ones copied from the left and right people were finally filled.

42) It is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud. .

43) Happiness comes too suddenly, and so does the exam.

44)' Report that the teacher has finished the exam! How about''! "Focus on participation!" '

45) Exams, like junior three, aim to destroy family harmony.

46) Have you ever imagined that the electric fan will fall down in class, the one on the teacher's head?

47) I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but suddenly I found it was too deep! !

48) In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exams are all things that I can't do.

49) Come on, you can't lose to her in the midterm tomorrow. Be sure to do well in the exam! Believe in yourself, you can do it!

50) If you study, how can you take the exam? ! How can there be no trust between people!

5 1) How I hope that something will happen to the invigilator when the exam comes. ;