Sichuanese version of imperial doctor's lines

Old man: (Sichuan dialect) Ouch, it is said that Beijing is fun and cold! When you arrive in Beijing, you can't say that the Great Wall is not a hero, which is good. It's even colder at the Great Wall, and the wind is blowing. Just ask those Beijingers. Alas, if that little brother doesn't know where 10,000 (the hospital) is, you won't understand when you see a skull shaking like a drum. In Beijing, people can only understand by speaking Mandarin.

(Trump) That little brother doesn't know where 10,000 is. Oh, yo, shake his head again. Are you from Beijing? Oh, you can't even speak Beijing. Forget it. . . If you have any questions, you might as well find them yourself. Where is the big hospital in Beijing?

Oh, there is a hospital there. I'll see if there's a doctor in the back.

Uh, uh, is there a doctor?

Doctor: Who, who, who, who.

Old man: Oh, doctor.

Doctor: (Chuan) I'll pretend to be a doctor. Whatever.

Old man: Hey, doctor.

Doctor: Comrade, see a doctor. Okay, okay, okay.

Old man: Hmm.

Doctor: OK, OK, then tell me about your symptom first.

Old man: Doctor, I'm afraid it's cold. I'm cold.

Doctor: What?

Old man: I'm cold.

Doctor: When your mother arrives, you should meet her at the railway station.

Old man: You. . . . You insist on comfort. Oh, here comes his father. Uh, this is me. . . . Oh, no, that's right. Why does it hurt again? Oh!

Doctor: I see. You're sick, aren't you?

Old man: Oh

Doctor: It doesn't matter if you are sick. Sit down and talk slowly. Speak slowly about this symptom.

Old man: Oh, yes.

Doctor: Make a good record. Come on, come on, this patient. We still have to deal with it. Come on, come on, relax.

Old man: (Sichuan) Ouch, my wring hurts.

Doctor: Speak slowly, er, can you understand me when I speak Mandarin? First of all,

Old man: (Sichuan) Oh, I can understand your Mandarin.

Doctor: Oh, oh, can you speak Mandarin?

Old man: (Chuan) Ouch, my mother is going to speak Mandarin again. I spit out that Mandarin every day in Beijing these days. My tongue hurts. I don't care if he vomits again to see a doctor. Ask him first. This is internal medicine. Surgery. If you set up obstetrics and gynecology, you will lose your ancestors. Let this doctor know that I am a patient. I'm afraid I have to use Mandarin. Oh, why is that phone in Mandarin? I will do it first.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

(Trump) There is a drip of Mandarin choking. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what about the doctor? Doctor, uh, I want to kiss you in Mandarin. I can say it bit by bit.

First of all, first of all, I want to kiss you

Doctor: What did you say?

Old man: I want to kiss you.

Doctor: I think you really have a problem. I am a man. I'm a man, you know? Male.

Old man: I know, I know you are a man, and I know you are a man.

Doctor: Yes, what's the point of kissing me?

Old man: Oh, I want to kiss you. Are you knocking at the door?

Doctor: Speak clearly, speak slowly and say what you say.

Old man: Inside or outside?

Doctor: Er, internal medicine or surgery?

Old man: Yes, boss.

Doctor: It's really not easy. This internal medicine department

Old man: Then there is nothing.

Doctor: Then sit down and talk about your illness first. I will remember what you said.

Old man: (Sichuan) Hey, this doctor is very strange. Whether you come or not, you should call him back. Oh, the doctor will call him back.

Doctor, I'm starting to shrink.

Doctor: Say.

Old man: I'm shrinking.

Doctor: Speak slowly.

Old man: I'm slowly shrinking. I'm shrinking underground at the moment. If I shrink again, I can't shrink any more. Hey hey hey.

Doctor: Wow ~ ~ Wow ~ ~ What are you doing sitting on the ground?

Old man: You let me shrink, and I will shrink.

Doctor: I told you to speak with your mouth.

Old man: Tell me about the symptoms for a long time.

Doctor: Yes, you know the symptoms.

Old man: Oh, I was kidnapped.

Doctor: Sit up, sit up, sit up, sit up. People think I'm bullying you just because

Old man: Doctor.

Doctor: Ah.

Old man: I'm cold all over.

I'm so embarrassed, so embarrassed.

Zhao: Don't shout. The hospital must keep quiet. What are you yelling about? Speak slowly and gently.

Old: Oh, doctor, you have changed. I don't want any trouble. Then, I rake very hard. I'm so rich.

Zhao: What are you afraid of?

Lao: I rake very well.

Zhao: Don't be afraid. What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of seeing a doctor? Oh, don't be afraid. Tell me what happened.

Old: Oh, doctor, you turned again, turned again. I'm not afraid. I am a rake, screaming, screaming, screaming, screaming.

Zhao: What are you afraid of? Can you tell me the main things about you, please? Get to the point.

Old: Right. I began to feel headache when it was dark yesterday. First, my forehead began to hurt, that is to say, it hurts before scratching, and then it hurts after scratching. Eyes are blinking and nose is buzzing. I can't even twitch my tongue. This neck is stiff and my ears are straight. Also, my knees jump, my crutches are upside down, and my ribs hurt. Wow, that doctor, I've been looking for you for two days, and my fingers and toes are frozen, especially that finger. Oh, oh, good coat, you little sparrow.

Zhao: This is called chilblain. We call it chilblain.

Lao: Frozen steamed stuffed bun

Zhao: chilblain

Old: frozen bag, frozen bag, frozen bag

Zhao: We call it frozen bag in Mandarin. Why did he freeze a bag?

Lao: it's also called frozen steamed stuffed bun after a long time.

Zhao: I was led into the ditch by you. This is easier. How about I check it for you?

Lao: Do you want it?

Zhao: All right, all right. Tell me where it hurts first. Where are you?

Lao: I'm not sure. Oh, hey, that doctor.

Zhao: What's the matter?

Lao: Don't touch me here.

Zhao: Why?

Old: I'm afraid it's too late

Zhao: What's the matter? Why did you run away?

Old: Doctor, I'm afraid of javelin.

Zhao: I tell you, I finally understand what you mean now.

Lao: I'm so happy. He understood.

Zhao: You are a javelin thrower. Oh, I didn't realize you were a short athlete. Hey, okay.

Old: That doctor ~ ~ ~

Zhao: What's the matter?

Old: that doctor ~

Zhao: Mm-hmm.

Old: You said that javelin ~ ~

Zhao: Ah.

Old: it's a javelin thrown on the head ~ ~

Zhao: You can go up.

Old: I am the javelin on my head ~

Zhao: small border mark ~

Lao: So?

Zhao: What relatives are you looking for? There are no relatives here.

Old: Then where did your toilet collapse?

Zhao: Do you know Master Mao who burns boilers in our boiler room?

Lao: No.

Zhao: Master Mao from the boiler room.

Lao: I have been abducted, unlike.

Zhao: Why is this not that?

Old: The toilet is awkward.

Zhao: You talk nonsense. How can Master Mao be his father? His mother, Master Mao, is 1.8 meters tall. Only you. Is he your father?

Old: Oh, that Baba is a smelly shit cigarette. You should know.

Zhao: You know the woman named Shi Bayin in our pharmacy. Oh, you know Chai Yin. She works in our pharmacy.

Why? What are you doing?

Lao: No, it's hard to be bothered. When you said East, he said Xilang turned a corner, and the sound was frightening.

The doctor stopped talking.

Zhao: What's this smell? this is

Old: I don't use signs. It's all marked I'm angry. People call it an exhibition. This makes the road difficult.

Oh, that's too old, you doctor.

Zhao: What are you doing? This toilet is everywhere, and that toilet is over there.

Old: Count it out. Bye.

Zhao: Oh, what's wrong? I remember.

Oh, hey, if not, our pharmacy beat you.