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Women drying their own cooking sentences in the circle of friends (40)

A photo of a woman drying her own cooking in a circle of friends (I) 1. I have cooked enough meals myself, and I don't remember how many years I haven't cooked noodles for myself. I always cook at home.

2. What others do is a dark disc, and I am a black hole disc.

Welcome to my home.

Give play to your cooking skills, the art exhibition is unparalleled in the world.

The more you know, the harder it is to control yourself from comparing. Therefore, it is most practical to cook and enjoy yourself.

6. Dinner has already started. My cooking is not bad, and it tastes good. I haven't cooked for a long time. I made two dishes and one soup myself today.

7. Delicious food is the fruit of hard work, delicious food is the crystallization of sweat, and cooking is the hype of the master.

8. Ingredients have character, and food is always mobilized.

9. I am serious about cooking. I was born with bad taste.

10. The breakfast prepared last night can be eaten directly this morning. A caramel pudding, a cake with a little matcha, is very delicious, and more and more people are enjoying cooking food in different ways. I really can't feel the rhythm of putting sugar in my liver when I don't make my own dessert.

1 1. Don't let your stomach down.

12. Happy spatula, stir-fry sweet taste; Pleasant seasoning, bringing out the taste of happiness; Comfortable cooking is a happy meal.

13. Once the sea was hard to water, fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

14. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

15. I'm only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout can't.

16. Please take 128 g's stomach and follow me around the world to be at home.

17. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.

18. boiling water is necessary

19. A steaming kitchen embodies the vitality of a family and also derives the greatest happiness of a family.

20. Love yourself, starting with a person in the kitchen.

I haven't cooked for a long time. Today, I managed to cook several dishes, but my photography skills are very good, and I can make rotten dishes attractive, so many people envy my skills.

22. I am not only cute, but also can cook.

23. Life needs a sense of ceremony, the kitchen should have fireworks, live every day with your heart, and prepare every meal with your heart.

24. The highest level of eating goods. I'll believe that when I see it.

25. Do it yourself today, and cook and eat while enduring pudendal pain. Simple, healthy and delicious.

Companionship and understanding are more important than love. A person's happiest moment is to learn to cook for his family at home when he is resting.

27. After enjoying the delicious food cooked by yourself, the baby will go to work.

28. I like cooking very much. I may have been a nanny in a previous life. I'm full. My chicken noodles are delicious.

29. The season of growing meat! Before dinner, the little beauty in the neighbor's house brought her spicy beef and braised pork made by herself. I want to say that you are addicted to research! Although I can enjoy delicious food, women should not be too virtuous.

30. Life should have a sense of ceremony. Be sure to cook by yourself when you go out recently.

3 1. It's actually very simple to enjoy the beauty of life. Sometimes even a simple party will make your heart surge. Enjoy the taste of food, even if it's just a simple meal cooked by yourself, it will move T A.

32. Sprinkle a handful of salt into the universe and bake the asteroid with salt tonight.

33. This kind of cooking has defeated 99% people.

34. I always wander between full and full.

35. The life of pots and pans is also very happy.

36. Korean food is the main taste recently. Today is a refreshing fried chicken soup, with ready-made chicken wings as the main dish, and the remaining soup and vegetables can be used to make rice cakes. You can eat whatever you want. It's good to cook.

37. Hotel five-star chef? I must have been afraid to grin in front of my wife and fell asleep immediately.

Every time my wife cooks, I may destroy all the dishes before they are served. Fortunately, I restrained myself.

Today, I had a full lunch and chatted with my father to cook. I also look forward to having a big kitchen in the future and cooking a lot of delicious food for my family.

40. What you do is what you suffer. How long has it been since you cooked by yourself? Let's cook together! Like friends can pay attention to my Weibo, live once a day, and enjoy food together. ...

Women send friends to dry their own cooking.

Women send friends to bask in their own cooking sentences. 1. Home life in the kitchen.

If you are in a good mood, it tastes good.

3. Enjoy life in plain, happiness is hidden in simple meals every day.

A simple fried rice with eggs can make me live forever. I'm afraid only my wife has this ability!

You didn't sleep last night, but this morning you are going to the market to buy your lover a leg of pork that he likes. Because he lost a circle. But it's a pity that you can't do it, so he can only do it himself. The latter enjoy the food together.

6. As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.

7. Eating your own cooking is especially rewarding.

8. What can I say? My wife cooks. I may have just finished this meal and started looking forward to the next one!

9. Happiness should be stir-fried, and the aroma will diffuse the surrounding space; Worry slowly stews, easily and slowly embraces melancholy; Happiness is like soup, the longer it gets, the stronger it gets. World Chef's Day, may you cook a delicious life of your own.

10. Some people are born with a talent for cooking! For example, my wife made a vegetable and egg soup and made it taste like seafood soup!

1 1. The happiest thing every day is to get home from a hard day and eat delicious food cooked by my daughter-in-law. I look forward to it every day!

12. Please provide yourself with plenty of food and clothing. I seem interested in cooking.

13. A person's life is very simple, a single cycle, a piece of paper, a delicious meal made by himself ... From fear to enjoyment, it is just a habitual process.

14. I like cooking very much. I may have been a nanny in my previous life, eating and drinking enough. The chicken noodles I cooked are delicious.

15. I'm only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout can't.

16. Honey, let's all quit our jobs and start a restaurant. I'll help you. Don't worry about business!

17. The dishes I used to cook were delicious.

18. Do you want to try this girl's craft?

19. Being in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry, do you want to eat instant noodles in braise in soy sauce, red oil or spicy pot?

20. Life needs a sense of ceremony, the kitchen should have fireworks, live every day carefully and prepare every meal with heart.

Women send friends to dry their own cooking. Second sentence 2 1. Help yourself to have plenty of food and clothing, want to eat noodles, cook by yourself, and wash the pot after eating. Boys are good at finding wives after cooking.

22. Friends get together, accompanied by food.

23. Life should have a sense of ceremony. Be sure to cook by yourself when you go out recently.

24. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

25. People who love the kitchen must also love life.

26. Please take 128 G's stomach and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.

27. You don't have to have money at home, but you must be clean. You don't have to eat delicacies, but you should cook them yourself.

28. Wife, are you hiding something from me? Are you a senior chef in a five-star hotel?

29. It is actually very simple to enjoy the beauty of life. Sometimes, even a simple party can make you feel excited. Enjoy the taste of food, even if it's just a simple meal cooked by yourself, it will move T A.

30. Help yourself to have enough food and clothing, go home to cook at noon every day, and go back to work after dinner. I feel that there is not enough time every day.

3 1. Do it yourself today, and cook with pain in your genitals. Simple, healthy and delicious.

Only food and love can be worthy of it.

33. Welcome to my home.

34. They don't know the joy of eating food.

35. I am tired of staying for a long time and have expectations.

36. There are many kinds of delicious food, which are praised by family members. Sweet, sour, bitter and sweet all have a taste, and life also has a taste.

37. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.

38. Today, Zhang's thoughts are divided.

39. Do you know what to lose weight for? Lose weight in order to eat again.

40. Ideas are like practice. You must concentrate on drilling down at a point to have strength.

A circle of friends who cook for themselves on weekends.

A circle of friends who cook and bask in food on weekends-1. After a hundred years of repair, you can help each other in the same boat and eat sashimi boats for a thousand years.

2. Time is carefree, tea is warm and cold, giving the soul an outlet.

The happiness brought by food has a very fragrant taste.

Life is busy, remember to eat meat.

5. It is the happiness of stomach and brain together.

6. Eat, drink, sleep and live a happy life.

7. The meal I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.

8. Why do experts recommend eating seven points full, because three points should be left for dinner?

9. The moon has fallen into the sea. Let's go fishing in the sea tonight.

10. The only thing I can afford to put down in my life is chopsticks.

1 1. Life is too short to have another bowl.

12. Love in the heart makes food delicious.

13. When food is eaten in the stomach, happiness is boundless.

14. I don't smell fireworks, but I eat delicious food.

15. Take weight as nothing and food as everything.

16. Today is the stomach of 128G.

17. Time passed slowly and the food was carefully eaten.

18. If you have something delicious, you can't have something fat.

19. Life is 30,000 days, and there is a fair-weather fairy.

20. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.

A circle of friends who cook and bask in delicious food on weekends 2 2 1. The secret of keeping happy: there is always meat in the bowl.

Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and lunch is satisfactory.

23. People seldom know the taste after eating and drinking.

24. Invite you to taste the ups and downs of life.

25. Hometown is far away, how to get home, the food in my hometown, and the voice in my hometown.

26. The door to dry rice has been opened.

27. Know what to eat, canteen teaching

28. Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

29. Good food can be expensive, and the cost of losing weight is not high.

30. Of course, a good meal is also fun.

3 1. Common prosperity and common fertilizer.

32. Those years without paying are not real life.

33. The Milky Way is not as hot as mala Tang.

34. Today is just so-so.

35. If you don't have a cup of milk tea a day, no one will chase you all your life.

36. Midnight meals are eaten in the stomach, engraved in the heart, and then turned into a small whisper, giving each other strength.

37. What can't fit in your head can fit in your stomach.

38. As long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

39. If you don't bow your head, the crown will fall; Don't be a ninja, your stomach will bark.

40. As soon as the rain stopped, the lotus branches were fragrant and a basket was hot.

A circle of friends who cook and bask in delicious food on weekends 3 4 1. The highest respect we can show for food.

I can't afford to lose weight.

43. I like your sweet words, which are more disgusting than eating hot pot.

44. It takes a hundred years to cross the boat and a thousand years to eat sashimi.

45. Human fireworks are the most pleasing.

46. Cooking is a trip back to the original point.

47. Stay up late at night and have fun.

48. Go conquer the world. I just want to conquer a person's stomach and heart.

49. Cooking is a pleasure.

50. Everyone else is a treasure girl, and I am a plump girl.

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52. I am fat, and everyone has a share.

53. I like to eat meat in fungus and green beans in meat.

54. If happiness has a switch, then enjoying food is a key to happiness.

55. Another happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.

56. Heroes don't ask the source, and dry rice doesn't ask the weight.

57. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

58. Good food contains warmth and conscience.

59. Seeing is food.

60. People will not be empty when they are full.

Excerpts from funny sentences sent to friends circle after cooking by yourself (40)

I am in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry. Do you want to eat braised instant noodles, spicy or spicy?

Companionship and understanding are more important than love. A person's happiest moment is to learn to cook for his family at home when he is resting.

This cooking skill beat 99% people.

Cooking for your family at home is undoubtedly an activity that gathers popularity and adds a harmonious atmosphere.

I miss the school cafeteria very much, so I have to cook by myself after work.

6. I want to eat Lamian Noodles and try to make my own Lamian Noodles noodle soup. What you want to eat when you are bored is also a great enjoyment, right? I think so, too. I don't know when I changed from being a foodie to being able to eat. I don't care at all.

7. After knowing your wife, what is the concept of eating out? Just eat at home and out every day!

8. Honey, let's all quit our jobs and start a restaurant. I will help you, so don't worry about business!

9. If you are in a good mood, it tastes good.

10. Eating delicious food is a kind of enjoyment. Cooking your own food is a kind of life.

1 1. Life is too short to have another bowl.

12. The only thing I can put down in my life is chopsticks.

13. Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

14. Once the sea was hard to water, fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

15. Even if the whole world is against you, delicious food will always be on your side.

16. Life must be exquisite, although I am not an exquisite pig girl.

17. Love yourself, starting with a person in the kitchen.

18. When the weather is very hot, I just want to order takeout and don't want to cook it myself. When it's cold, my enthusiasm for cooking rises.

19. I'm only a teenager. Love can be late, but takeout can't.

20. A pair of skillful hands interpret colorful colors, a spoonful of stir-fry ups and downs, a face of enthusiasm and regret to show off my youth, and a hat is my evaluation.

I cook by myself and send it to my circle of friends. 2 1. I always wander between full and full.

22. The breakfast prepared last night can be eaten directly this morning. A caramel pudding, a cake with a little matcha, is very delicious, and more and more people are enjoying cooking food in different ways. I really can't feel the rhythm of putting sugar in my liver when I don't make my own dessert.

23. Meet delicious food at the best time.

24. Celebrate Xiao Zhang's first cooking

25. As dry as soda crackers.

26. Smoke and fire. I like the process of cooking by myself every day recently. Sure enough, women are fickle. I didn't like cooking before, but I wanted to go out to eat and disappeared.

You didn't sleep last night. This morning, you are going to the market to buy your lover a pork leg that he likes. Because he lost a circle. But it's a pity that you can't do it, so he can only do it himself. The latter enjoy the food together.

28. Boiling water is a must.

29. The happiest moment is to enjoy your own cooking.

30. The season of growing meat! Before dinner, the little beauty in the neighbor's house brought her spicy beef and braised pork made by herself. I want to say that you are addicted to research! Although I can enjoy delicious food, women should not be too virtuous.

3 1. Since you are alive, you should be full of flavor.

32. The food cooked by my daughter-in-law is delicious ... This meal should only be available in the sky, so how many times can we taste it on earth!

33. It is said that to catch a man, you must first catch his stomach. Anyway, my wife has done it very successfully.

34. Today's stomach is 128G.

35. It's time to show your true skill. Other people's cooking life, my cooking is survival.

36. Do it yourself, have plenty of food and clothing, and insist on cooking in the second week.

37. Life should be sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite.

38. After enjoying the delicious food cooked by yourself, the baby will go to work.

39. Can you believe that I will make a dedication?

40. I used the warmth of grilled abalone, the warmth of grouper crossing the bridge, the deliciousness of lobster served in soup, the sweetness of iced blood swallow, the rising hair like a distant sea and the width like silver silk.