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Tell me how you feel after buying something.

1. Saving money depends on cutting hands, and staying on schedule depends on disconnecting from the Internet.

2. I just vowed to chop my hands if I buy random things on Taobao, so now I am looking at prosthetics on Taobao.

3. Impulse is the devil. If you want to buy something again, you have to buy it with both hands and feet! Although hand-buyers keep reminding themselves, if you don’t have a good financial management and shopping plan, you will probably fall into impulsiveness and idleness again this year. , regret, and impulsiveness are an inevitable vicious cycle.

4. After having my hands chopped off countless times, I am now the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.

5. I lost 700 in bullfighting the day before yesterday, 800 in yesterday, and 1,200 in today’s bullfighting. It means that I didn’t know anything a month ago, including bullfighting and thirteen water. I only know how to fight landlords and play mahjong? And I only know the level of the rules. Now I can do everything. Lu Zai has always been proud of his strong determination. Now Lu Zai has to show his determination.

6. After being woken up by the sound of decoration at noon, I saw my wife’s WeChat message about Double Twelve Chop, looked at the Taobao shopping bills over the past year, the credit card statement, and thought about the salary I had just paid. , after changing the credit card, it seems that there is not much left, so I wrote on Weibo that Credit card is NOT a good thing,

7. The Chopper Party has a sharp eye and a sharp eye, scammers We also have to keep pace with the times and explore new means of generating income, and various big moves are coming. Online shopping refund fraud has become the fourth favorite hobby of scammers, besides entertainment and variety shows, impersonating landlords and gambling scams.

8. A warning to Double 11 shoppers, when you are busy you feel like you lack everything. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel like you have nothing. Good morning, kids!

9. Double 11 is the Hand-Shopping Festival, so you have to do something. So 7 laps, 6km42 6. The condition is gradually improving, and so are the knees, but the naughty child always refuses to walk and holding him for a long time is harmful to the knees.

10. I can’t tell the difference between the Double 11 Shopping Festival and Singles’ Day. I just want to ask, have you chopped off your hands today? Anyway, I am almost defeated and plan to drink porridge for a month.

11. Refund applications cannot be submitted on Double 11, so think twice before buying.

12. For girls like me who didn’t buy anything on Double 11, just keep it, my dear, because you are virtuous after all.

13. Don’t forget on the home page that you are star-chasing dogs who are going to see the base camp and concert. Double 11 is a bargain.

14. It’s cold on Double 11, so don’t be a sucker. , going to class, it is really suitable to be with the air conditioner.