Humorous sentences describing colds and stuffy noses

I have a cold and I feel sick all over. Dizzy, I can't tell the difference between southeast and northwest; Headache is like being pricked by 10 thousand needles; Hands are weak, and there is no strength to connect a glass of water; Walk unsteadily and look drunk. There is no blood on his face, and his face is white. What's more sad is that the nose can't breathe. My nose doesn't breathe when I sleep. I seem to be blocked by something, and my throat is dry and sore, so I can't speak.