98 selected sentences from the collection of funny quotes from QQ Farm

1. What! What! What! I am a kind little sheep.

2. At noon on the farm day, the vegetables are in the soil with sweat dripping. Who knows how hard it is to steal vegetables for lunch!

3. A gentleman is magnanimous, while a villain is always concerned.

4. Stealing food can be remembered later, but it is just that you are at a loss when you steal it.

5. Shakespeare said hesitantly: To grow vegetables or to steal vegetables, this is indeed a question.

6. Drink more milk and stay healthy!

7. Why are you so willing to water the flowers for me? I will go to your house to pick flowers another day!

8. Although cheating and stealing food are both technical activities, the conditions are different. The former pays attention to people and the latter pays attention to the location.

9. The sheep screams bleatingly and has a dark face.

10. Today I went online to steal vegetables. When I walked into your small vegetable garden, it took just a snap of my fingers and the vegetable garden immediately turned into a wasteland.

11. Today the master blew me up to the sky again.

12. Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky.

Thirteen. When I first met you, I stole food and returned home with a full load.

Fourteen. Goose: Your remaining geese are not enough, please recharge in time!

15. Letting yourself hide a farm in your heart is both a torture and a pleasure.

16. Steal other people’s food so that others have nothing to steal!

17. Killing by chance is also the salvation of living beings.

18. People who don’t want to open a farm are not good netizens.

19. In this fiercely competitive society, you have to save a hand at everything!

20. If you are willing to be a sheep, you will feed the wolves. Remember this, brothers.

21. I also like to play hide and seek.

Twenty-two. One of my brothers went to Orleans and became famous.

Twenty-three. I want to go to school, and the flowers smile at me.

Twenty-four. Master, someone came to steal the chicken.

Twenty-five. I left as quietly as I came here. I waved my sleeves and took away only a bunch of cabbage.

Twenty-six. Bronze skin color is popular recently, and I have overdone it.

Twenty-seven. Penguin: Tomorrow I have to eat, sleep and play beans.

28. Pick your own vegetables so that others have nothing to steal. Steal other people's food and let them starve!

Twenty-nine. I am Sheriff Huamao, and it is patrol time now.

Thirty. When I get angry, the stock traders will be very happy.

Thirty-one. Only allowed to steal chickens and not touch dogs.

Thirty-two. I have my own style, and I walk over in a swagger.

Thirty-three. When it comes to the farm, Yan Shu has endless grievances: helplessly, the vegetables are lost, and the familiar thieves come again.

Thirty-four. I am going to the dance today. Does my tuxedo look beautiful?

Thirty-five. Chicken: I will lay a poached egg for the master later.

Thirty-six. I advise you to keep one more dog. It steals food just because it is an old friend.

Thirty-seven. Why did you tear the book into this shape?

Thirty-eight. Too handsome!

Thirty-nine. Three-quarters of it is destined by nature, and seven-cents of it depends on dressing up.

Forty. The golden rooster and the silver rooster are not as good as me, a hen that can lay eggs.

Forty-one. Niu Niu Niu, I am your little fat girl.

42. Does my new haircut look good?

Forty-three. Tiger and I are from the same family, why are there such big differences?

Forty-four. Black suit, white belly, little penguin is the most handsome.

45. As an artist, if you are not popular, you will die. If you are popular, life will be worse than death!

Forty-six. Goose, goose, I'm so hungry, give me some grass!

Forty-seven. Thank you for your eighteenth generation of ancestors. Even if you are a ghost, I will not let you go.

Forty-eight. I forgot to apply facial cream today, and my face is tanned, woohoo!

Forty-nine. The egg-laying hen is the tractor among hens.

Fifty. Give me one night and I can steal the entire farm.

Fifty-one. Among the three netizens, there must be farmers who choose the ones they are familiar with and steal them.

Fifty-two. Ox: A sneeze. Sneezing again, the stock market is bullish again!

Fifty-three. Youcai came thousands of miles to meet you, but Wucai didn’t know you across the street

Fifty-four. I want to emphasize that this is definitely a breaking price.

Fifty-five. Grow your own vegetables and let others steal them!

Fifty-six. Cluck, cluck, cluck, I’m about to lay an egg!

Fifty-seven. Wearing a big black hat and a tuxedo.

Fifty-eight. It’s so boring. The eagle didn’t come to play games with me today.

Fifty-nine. Stop playing in the water, work hard to lay eggs, and become rich and well-off.

Sixty. Boom boom you boom boom.

Sixty-one. All for the farm, for everything for the farm, for all the farm.

Sixty-two. There are close friends in the sea, and stealing food is like a neighbor.

Sixty-three. If you don’t visit the Great Wall, you are not a hero. It would be a pity not to steal food when you have it.

Sixty-four. In today’s society, everyone says they are busy.

Sixty-five. Cut and cut, there will be new cotton-padded jackets next year!

Sixty-six. Cat: No matter whether it is a white cat or a black cat, as long as it catches mice, it is a good cat.

Sixty-seven. Thieves also have their ways. If I tell you that I don’t know you, I won’t steal.

Sixty-eight. I am a little bird. I want to fly but I can’t fly high.

Sixty-nine. Don’t brag, you will be betrayed.

Seventy. If people don’t steal from me, I won’t steal from people. If people steal from me, I will steal from people.

Seventy-one. If you want people not to steal, you have to stop planting.

Seventy-two. There are many vegetables here, and the girls are beautiful, and they are always stolen.

Seventy-three. Without giraffes, I would have the longest neck in the pasture.

Seventy-four. Fruit and vegetables have their own intentions and are only allowed to steal beauties.

Seventy-five. It’s so **, Ningbo website design, it’s so **.

Seventy-six. Solemnly declare: I have never loved a wolf.

Seventy-seven. Steal for whatever reason. Pay attention to your quality. If you steal again, we will not have children.

Seventy-eight. This kind of person is born to be beaten.

Seventy-nine. Ai Qing, who was overworked, said: Why are my eyes filled with tears? It’s because I work hard to guard this farm.

Eighty. This is the legendary collapse.

Eighty-one. Master, take a color photo for me!

Eighty-two. I will learn to stay up late, and when I have dark circles, I will become a national treasure!

Eighty-three. Cow A is my brother, cow C is my younger brother, what is my name?

Eighty-four. Planting and stealing vegetables must be grasped with both hands. One hand must be used to cultivate the land and the other hand must be used to steal vegetables. Both hands must be strong.

Eighty-five. Sheep: I am the most famous. Please guess an idiom.

Eighty-six. Don’t steal my food again, or the dog will bite you!

87. It is necessary for educated young people to be sent to farms to receive re-education in stealing vegetables.

Eighty-eight. There are too many pranksters nowadays.

Eighty-nine. The map has been torn into puzzle pieces.

Ninety. Leaders are welcome to visit and give guidance.

Ninety-one. Come to see me every day and feel happy every day.

Ninety-two. When I put on a vest, can you tell that I am a goose?

Ninety-three. Don’t be blindly proud and don’t be insignificant.

Ninety-four. Song Zude: If you want to be rich, have fewer affairs and steal more food; if you want to be promoted, have fewer lovers and more dogs.

Ninety-five. Oops, they said I’m fat again because they look at me walking.

Ninety-six. I am not a swan, but I can dance in the Swan Lake. Do you want to see it?

Ninety-seven. In QQ Farm, you don’t have to pay attention to human etiquette.

Ninety-eight. Big-faced cats. Big-faced cats love to eat fish! Meow.