Satire on men's infidelity. Participate in your tricks.

Let's look at sentences that satirize men's infidelity. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and have pity on your daughter's heart.

A sarcastic remark about a man's infidelity

First, you are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

Second, he always waits until he is tempted; He was indomitable until he was tortured!

Third, the wife is angry and the man wants to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

Fourth, when you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

I wander between one man and another, and I lie about everything they have. I cheated what I wanted, so I kicked him away without hesitation.

Six, if you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

Seven, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to soak up is soaked. Is that formalin, called blood drop?

The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

Nine, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and have pity on your daughter's heart.

10. Women want men who can make themselves safe, not men who can make themselves safe. ? A charming woman said.

Eleven, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

You broke up without telling me. Actually, you're fine? . So you still dumped me?

Thirteen, a man's playboy is a romantic woman's playboy is obscene; A man's playboy is affectionate, while a woman's playboy is promiscuous.

14. Your love is like my period, which comes once a month.

Fifteen, men are romantic and women are wild; Men's philandering is fraternity, while women's philandering is promiscuity.

16. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! Really? Fat water doesn't flow to outsiders? !

17. A man's infidelity is like a dog. He can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.

Since you miss her, go with her!

Nineteen, the east is not bright, and the west is bright. What do you like?

The second sentence satirizes men's infidelity

Please don't say Gemini is heartless. We are really afraid of false feelings, so we would rather keep our distance from others.

Twenty-two, say to the lover: Give me some time, and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a birthright. ?

Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

Never give up the whole forest for one tree.

Twenty-five, take part in accidental amusement, your trick.

Stop asking me how to buy shoes! That's because women are single-minded, so they can only focus on shoes!

Twenty-seven, come and go in a hurry

Twenty-eight, a man with complicated feelings will collapse if he puts his feelings into one person.

Twenty-nine, I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

Thirty, a pair of animals want to pretend to be a decent gentleman, which is shameless!

31. If being handsome is a gift from God, God doesn't seem to think much of you.

The difference between a man and a dog is that a year later, the dog is still as excited to see you.

Thirty-three, don't look back, put aside pale memories, I just want to live quietly, no longer have you. A sentence describing a man's playboy.

In front of the ignorant girl, the playboy man vowed: I will marry you? .

It's thirty-five, and everyone will be infatuated and philandering. Youth is so long, it is inevitable to meet the person who can accompany you for a lifetime.

Thirty-six, I think I'm too playboy. Playboy doesn't like people who are different all the time.

37. Men always cover up the nature of their playboy on the grounds of busy work.

Thirty-eight, before getting married, it must be better to be a little playboy, at least you won't be infatuated with someone and ask for it.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

Forty, mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide.