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The car hit the wall and you know it turned. The stock has gone up, you know you bought it. What is the second sentence?

You repent when you know that you made a mistake and were sentenced; Have a big snot in your mouth. You want to throw it away.

From the sketch "Unlocking".

The film is directed by Fu, written by Fu, starring Gong Hanlin, Lin Yongjian and Dong Qing. It was broadcast on CCTV Spring Festival Evening on February 6th, 2008.

Huang Hong: The car hit a tree and pulled up. You know it has changed. It's getting late. You know when the car hit the wall, it turned. When the stock goes up, you know you bought it; You repent when you know that you made a mistake and were sentenced; Have a big snot in your mouth. You want to throw it away.

Extended data:

In Unlocking, when Huang Hong gave out more than a dozen documents such as ID card and marriage certificate, the audience applauded like thunder. Lin Yongjian's failure to unlock his ID card also made the audience cry. Life is more realistic and cruel than short plays.

The sketch tells the story that Huang Hong, as the owner of the house, found the "locksmith" Lin Yongjian to open the box. As a result, he was asked to provide all kinds of identification, but all the certificates were stored in the box before he could open it. In desperation, he searched for "property" Gong Hanlin for himself and got a reply story of "proving his identity first".