Urgent! Crosstalk "Brain Teasers" commentary. About 40 words. Thanks!

Crosstalk: Brain Teasers

A: I believe everyone will enjoy the show we performed.

B: Why?

A: When we were kids, we didn’t often watch the movie called “Brain Teasers.”

B: Oh, yes! And that "Brain Teasers" thing.

A: Oh, after all these years, your memory is still so good?

B: That is.

A: So how old is the child this year?

B: (pushing A away) What did you say?

A: Since you still remember, how about I test you on the spot?

B: Sure.

A: There is a monkey riding on a tree, a monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there in one ***?

B: Eight monkeys.

A: Wrong! Two monkeys.

B: Why are there only two?

A: There is a monkey riding on the tree and a monkey on the ground.

B: Which one is riding the horse?

A: Let me ask you again, there are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey on the ground. How many monkeys are riding on the ground?

B: You won’t be fooled this time, you two monkeys.

A: Wrong! Eight monkeys. There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, one monkey and eight monkeys on the ground.

B: Can the tree withstand riding seven monkeys?

A: There are also eight monkeys when they fall. To be honest, you can't answer it either.

B: Why can’t I answer?

A: Let me ask you, what bridge cannot be crossed?

B: Broken bridge.

A: Broken bridge?

B: Yes!

A: If nothing can be crossed on the Broken Bridge, then how come White Snake and Xu Xian meet at the Broken Bridge in "The Legend of White Snake"?

B: Yes.

A: Hey! You can't tell.

B: I can’t tell, and you can’t tell either.

A: If I can’t explain it, am I still talking about it?

B: Well, tell me, tell me, what bridge cannot be crossed?

A: No, what is your attitude?

B: Don’t you know?

A: I know you’re asking this. In the future, someone will tell me the same thing when asking for directions. How to get to Nanjing East Road? You know, you say, you say. They walked further and further to Nanjing West Road. How do you speak?

B: Then this classmate, let me ask you, what bridge cannot be crossed?

A: Hey! This way people can tell you and remember it in the future.

B: You said, what bridge cannot be crossed?

A: Zheng Banqiao.

B: Huh? It turns out to be a personal name? Oh, it is true that this bridge cannot be crossed.

A: What kind of sword cannot be touched?

B: It’s definitely not the Jade Blood Sword.

A: You know the Jade Blood Sword.

B: Then..., I really don’t know about this.

A: It’s so simple, you can’t see (the sword)!

B: Huh?

A: There was once a pair of conjoined twins, one was named Mary, and what was the name of the other?

B: Super!

A: Oh! Super Mario, you want to play the game console, right?

B: What should it be called?

A: Monroe.

B: Why?

A: Marilyn Monroe

B: Oops! Movie stars came out.

A: There are two animals, a dog and a cat. If you put a book in front of them, who among them would endorse it first?

B: (thinking) What do you think?

A: Isn’t this very simple! The dog endorses first!

B: Oh, why?

A: How does the dog bark?

B: (Call) "Wang, Wang".

A: Oh, that’s you.

B: What are you talking about? What do you mean? Why does the dog endorse first?

A: Want Want Senbei (Want Want is memorized first)!

B: Are you hungry? We just finished talking about movie stars, and now we’re talking about food.

A: What kind of cake cannot be eaten?

B: Oh, this is simple. The cake drawn on the paper cannot be eaten.

A: Do you think the athlete’s discus can be eaten?

B: Oh, yes! You can't eat this either.

A: Do you think the eight handles are edible?

B: Eight loaves? What kind of cake is this?

A: You absolutely can’t eat it!

B: Why?

A: After you finish eating, I’ll hit you with another ten thousand, and suddenly I’ll let someone show you the firecrackers.

B: Oh, are you playing mahjong here?

A: Do you think this is edible?

B: This is outrageous. Then let me ask you, I discovered that there is "one virtue" in our class. Do you know what it is?

A: Can this be said to be a brain teaser? Isn’t it just the morality of students?

B: Wrong.

A: Why is this wrong again?

B: Isn’t this “one virtue” far away in the horizon but right in front of us?

A: What is the “one virtue”?

B: Zhang Yide.

A: Oh, screw you!