Wechat funny talk daquan

1, dead vine old tree faint crow, earning money is not enough to spend, or a person, I am ugly and no one wants to be blind.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not shy about moving back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

3, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house lock; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

4. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and dying wastes RMB.

Books are seldom used, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

6. I may not be able to lift a hundred Jin of stones, but if it's a hundred Jin of money, I promise to pick it up and run.

7. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

8. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

9. At first glance, you are not so good. The second time, it's better to be fierce.

10, when you ignored me, I felt that you were studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

1 1. Today, a foreigner asked me for directions, and I communicated with him in English. This is a draw. He doesn't understand what I said, and neither do I.

12, the explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning!

13, those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. You ask her to open the courier and try it without scissors.

14, you said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

15. Now the internet often gives me an illusion: people all over the world are rich, but I don't.

16, I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

17, my maturity is prude, and my innocence is my true nature.

18, is there anyone willing to walk into a small restaurant side by side with me, holding hands, roast a leg of lamb and have a hot pot? Not for eternity, just check out and leave.

19, there are many things that you couldn't figure out at that time. Don't worry. Think about it later, and I won't remember.

20. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.