Requesting [Yiyu] Three Lives, Three Worlds, the script of The Pillow Book Little Theater

Original work: Tang Qi Gongzi Produced by: Yiyu Radio Drama Club Screenwriter: Jiuping

Three Lives and Three Worlds Pillow Book? Small Theater

Disadvantages

Fengjiu: Donghua, I think you have a shortcoming.

Donghua: Oh? What shortcomings.

Feng Jiu: "I feel that Emperor, you are a little thick-skinned sometimes.

Feng Jiu: (os regrets) Oh, will it hurt him if you say it so bluntly? Where is your self-esteem?

Donghua: (agree) I think your sense is very keen.

Culinary skills

Donghua: Fengjiu, I am. I heard that your cooking skills are pretty good?

Fengjiu: That’s right.

Donghua: Then you can cook for me every day.

Fengjiu: That’s right. Nine: (Polite) Although your status is indeed respected, as the queen of Qingqiu, it is not appropriate for me to cook for you.

Donghua: (Calm) I don’t mind. Do you mind?

Fengjiu: (inhale)...Yes, I do!

Donghua: Oh, then just get over it.

Proposal

Donghua: Fengjiu, please marry me.

Fengjiu: Aren’t you afraid that I will lower your son’s IQ in the future?

Donghua: Worried. But let me calculate, even if you pull him down, he will still be above average.

Feng Jiu: ...Will you die if you don’t ridicule me for a day? Die?

Donghua: No.

Donghua: But I won’t be able to sleep.

Fengjiu: Donghua. Hua, I'm pregnant.

Donghua: What are the symptoms?

Fengjiu: (Shy) My stomach is bloated, my appetite is not good, and I feel like vomiting.

Donghua: That’s not pregnancy, it’s flatulence.

Housework

Fengjiu: Donghua, what are you doing?

Dong? Hua: Mend the handkerchief.

Fengjiu: (confused)... But no man would do such a thing, like sissies like Mo Yuan, Ye Hua, Lian Song, and even Yan Chiwu. No way.

Donghua: Why?

Fengjiu: (thinking seriously) They think it will reduce their masculinity.

Donghua: You were deceived.

Fengjiu: What?

Donghua: That’s just an excuse for them not to do housework.

Rich Three Generations

Feng Jiu: Hero Xiaoyan, to be honest, I have always been curious about why you became the Demon King. How did you do it?

Xiaoyan: (Proud) Of course it was because of me.

Xiaoyan: You are young and hold an important position as Queen of Qingqiu, so you must be able to understand my experience, right?

Fengjiu: I can’t understand. I can ascend the throne only because I am a rich man.

Xiaoyan: Damn!

Husband

Fengjiu: Xiaoyan, I am particularly curious about why. No one has usurped your position so far?

Xiaoyan: I told you, because I can fight!

Xiaoyan: Are you saying that you have not been usurped because of you? You are the third generation of rich people. Are you richer and more powerful than me?

Feng Jiu: I am ashamed, I just married a husband who can fight.

Xiaoyan: Come on!

Original work: Tang Qi Gongzi Produced by: Yiyu Radio Drama Club Screenwriter: Jiuping

Three Lives and Three Worlds Pillow Book

First issue

Act 1

Tiangong

Fengjiu and Tuanzi are walking and chatting from afar

Fengjiu: (strange) Tuanzi, I will bring you here today Attending a banquet, logically speaking, you should be very happy. Why do you look so depressed? kindness?

Ali: (complaining) Humph. Sister Fengjiu, let me tell you. My father is the worst. I clearly remember that I slept in my mother’s Changsheng Hall last night, but when I woke up this morning, I was in my Qingyun Hall. My father lied to me and said that I was sleepwalking and walked back by myself.

It was obvious that he wanted to monopolize my mother so he took me back while I was sleeping. He even deceived his own son. He was really unscrupulous.

Fengjiu: Huh? Then when you woke up, did you run to Changsheng Hall as soon as possible, scratch the door and cry loudly for them to see?

A Li: (dumbfounded) Huh?

Feng Jiu: (Hating that iron cannot become steel) So there is no more? Hey~~You are so careless.

A Li: (scratching his head) I heard that only women will cry, make trouble, and hang themselves. (Awakening, surprise) I, it turns out that boys can do it too?

Feng Jiu: (joyfully) Yes, young man, this is a magic weapon shared by the whole world of gods and immortals.

A Li: (Cheering) Oh! Very good. That's what I'll do next time.

Feng Jiu: (satisfied) Yes! Let me tell you. The most important thing about being a god is to be shameless. If you are shameless, you can succeed in anything you do. As long as you strive to be more shameless than your father, you can sleep with your mother.

Ali: (expressing determination) Yes! Ali remembered it! A Li will definitely be more shameless than his father. (Admiration) Sister Fengjiu, you still have a way.

Feng Jiu: (satisfied) That’s natural.

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The roar of beasts in the distance

A Li : Sister Fengjiu, listen.

Fengjiu: Huh? What a sound. (Distinguishing) It seems to be over there at Chengtiantai, go and have a look.

Feng Jiu flew over with A Li

The red flame beast rushed towards the flames and collided with the barrier

Feng Jiu: (exclamation) It’s the red flame beast!

A Li: (Screaming) Oh, sister Fengjiu, look, that cloth barrier is blocking the Mi Valley.

Feng Jiu: (angry) He is no match for the Red Flame Beast, and he still has to protect the singers on the stage. With his little spiritual power, he won't be able to hold on for long. I'm going to help. Tuanzi, go get the reinforcements.

Ali: Yes.

Act 2

Feng Jiu flies into the air, plays the flute to attract rain, and fights with the red flame beast

Feng Jiu: (os complains) It’s over, it’s over . After spending so long, I feel a little exhausted. I haven't fought for a long time, and I actually lost the fight. (Cheering secretly) No, no, absolutely not. Otherwise, how would I explain it to my fellow villagers when I return to Qingqiu?

The red flame beast breathed out a column of blazing fire

Feng Jiu: (exclamation)...ah!

Donghua protects Feng Jiu and fights with the red flame beast

Donghua: (fighting) Drink!

Feng Jiu: (os sadly) Is it him?

Mi Gu: (running over anxiously) Fengjiu, are you okay?

Fengjiu: I'm fine. (missed)

Mi Gu: (babbled) You are so messy. If Emperor Donghua hadn’t arrived in time today, I don’t know what the consequences would have been. If anything happens, I’m 100% safe. It's a shame to die, but how can I explain it to my aunt?

Feng Jiu: Oh, Mi Gu, why are you always so verbose? I'm fine, right?

Mi Gu: Is this the robe you are wearing?

Fengjiu: Oh, Donghua threw it here. He probably lent me some clothes first because I was caught in the rain by playing the flute. Mi Gu, I don’t want to wear his clothes, lend me yours.

Mi Gu: (Comfort) Some things are gone in the past. I think you don’t care much about it for more than two hundred years, so why bother with these little details now.

Donghua’s Bu-Red Flame Beast Fight

Donghua: (Critical attack) Drink!

The Red Flame Beast dies

Donghua: (walks closer) Are you okay? Are you Fengjiu from Qingqiu?

Feng Jiu: The emperor has really good eyesight. The little fairy is Feng Jiu. She usually stays in Qingqiu, but recently came to Tiangong to keep company for Aunt Bai Qian. Emperor, I will return the robe to you.

Donghua: (raises eyebrow) What? Do you have any objections to my coat?

Feng Jiu: (Sorry to laugh) How dare you, but if you borrow it this time, you have to wash the clothes and return them to the emperor... Doesn’t it mean we need to see you again, no, bother the emperor again. I'm afraid of disturbing the emperor's purity.

Mi Gu: (Settling things over) Don’t get me wrong, Emperor. It’s not that His Highness Fengjiu doesn’t want to see the Emperor. The Emperor is so noble, His Highness can’t wait to see the Emperor every day!

Feng Jiu: (囧 lower her voice) Migu.

Mi Gu: (embarrassed) Uh...

Donghua: In that case, I will keep it as a souvenir for you and there is no need to return it.

Feng Jiu: (on the verge of crying but no tears) That’s not what I meant.

Donghua: (not hurriedly) Then wash it clean and return it to me.

Feng Jiu: (making excuses) The weather is warm today, I don’t think it’s too cold.

Donghua: (funny) Oh?

Feng Jiu: (Heng Xin) I don’t want to lend you this dress, okay?

Donghua: (Rogue) No.

Fengjiu: (dumbfounded) Why? (frustrated)

Donghua: (serious) I saved you, and I should sacrifice my life to repay you for the drop of water. What about washing the clothes? ?

Feng Jiu: (powerless) Why should the emperor force others to do something difficult? (囧哧婧囧)

Donghua: (slowly) Apart from this, I don’t have any other hobbies.

Fengjiu: (embarrassed) You are really...

Donghua: Tell me, why do you want to save them?

Feng Jiu: (Indifferently) Someone once taught Feng Jiu that the strong are born to protect the weak. If I don't save them this time, I will become weak. In this case, as the empress of Qingqiu, what qualifications do I have to protect my subjects?

Donghua: (approving) You really understand justice. (Turns around and leaves) I have something else to do, so I’ll take my leave now. Remember to return the clothes to me after they are washed.

Feng Jiu: (dumbfounded) Huh? Hey, don't go. Hello!

Act 3

Fengjiu’s room

Night

Fengjiu: (irritable) Oh, why did I meet him again. He obviously tried every possible means to avoid it. Really. well. We will meet again. Oops, it’s so annoying!

Bai Qian pushed open the door and walked out

Feng Jiu: Aunt? What's the matter so late?

Bai Qian: Feng Jiu, just now A Li insisted on staying in my Changsheng Palace. You also said that you taught him to cry, make trouble and hang himself? Is this possible?

Feng Jiu: (os complains) Ali, this traitor!

Feng Jiu: (laughing apologetically) Hehehehehe. Well...

Bai Qian: (smile) It seems you are too busy. So, on the wooden cart outside the door, there is a cart of Buddhist scriptures that I loaded for you. If you can't finish it before the sun sets tomorrow, I will arrange a blind date banquet for you from dusk to dawn.

Feng Jiu: (fawning smile) Auntie, you can’t be so cruel...

Bai Qian: (turn and leave) Then copy Buddhist scriptures.

Feng Jiu: (sad and angry) No!

Act 4

Fengjiu’s room

Fengjiu: the sound of breathing while sleeping

Nana the maid: (entering the room, bending down and whispering ) His Highness Fengjiu? His Highness Fengjiu?

Fengjiu: (waking up) Huh? What's up? (reacts) Ah! Oops, it's already dusk. Oops, why did I fall asleep? (Hurrying through the book) I haven’t finished copying the Buddhist scriptures yet...

Maid Nana: Your Highness, I would like to invite Your Highness to go on a blind date at Baoyueguang Garden.

Feng Jiu: (embarrassed) Huh? Did she really arrange a blind date for me? (Testing a friendly smile) Haha, Nana, have you seen how many people are coming?

Maid Nana: Probably, there are about a hundred or so.

Feng Jiu: (embarrassed) Huh?

Maidmaid Nana: Your Highness, let’s go.

Fengjiu: (reluctantly) Oh!

Feng Jiu took two steps and flew away

Maid Nana: (angry) Hey, Your Highness, come back.

Taichen Palace Hot Spring

Feng Jiu: (satisfied) Humph, there are hundreds of gods and goddesses at the blind date party, only a fool would go there!

Feng Jiu: (humming happily) (accidentally) Hot spring? I just ran away without knowing where I went. No matter what, I spent a whole day copying Buddhist scriptures and sweating all over, so I just took a shower here.

Anyway, no one is around now, hehe.

Feng Jiu: (humming) La la la la.

The sound of water gurgling, Donghua came out from the other side of the hot spring

Feng Jiu: (os panic) Huh? Why is it him again? Do I want to say hello? What to say? The weather is very good today. Does the emperor come here to take a bath? No, no. ?

Donghua walks out of the hot spring

Feng Jiu: (os analyzes carefully) Huh? He just walked away without even looking at me. Maybe he didn't see me? So this time, it’s not embarrassing in front of him... He will leave after putting on his clothes...

Donghua threw the robe over

Feng Jiu: Oops, what? (Looking through) A robe? (Alert) Who?

Lian Wan: (passing by, embarrassed) Uh, excuse me, excuse me, I didn’t see anything, let’s go, let’s go. (walk away)

Donghua: What are you doing here?

Feng Jiu: (embarrassed) I... came to take a shower.... You, you close your eyes and don’t look. Turn around, turn around quickly.

Donghua: (slowly) Oh.

Feng Jiu got dressed in a panic

Feng Jiu: I’m leaving.

Donghua: (Stop) Hey, you’re missing something.

Feng Jiu: (accidentally) What? (Surprised) Bellyband? !

Donghua: (calmly) Come and get it.

There was a big noise from behind the tree next to the hot spring

Feng Jiu: Who?

Lian Wan: (Embarrassed) Uh...just now...I dropped my fan here. I went back to get it. I'm sorry for disturbing you. I'll come to apologize another day. You guys...continue...continue...

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Feng Jiu: (hurriedly explained) That’s not the case.

Donghua: Hey, you don’t want this bellyband anymore?

Feng Jiu: (grabbing her bellyband and gritting her teeth in embarrassment) Thank you, Emperor, and take my leave. (Run away)

Lian Wan: (Reacting) Donghua, why don’t you chase after me. Also, isn’t that Feng Jiu from Qingqiu? (Joking) Please think clearly, she is Bai Qian's niece, and also Ye Hua's niece. If you want to marry her and become the empress, you will be able to call Ye Hua your uncle in the future...

Donghua: (Carefree) I heard a rumor a few days ago that you are interested in Cheng Yuyuanjun. ?

Lian Wan: This...

Donghua: I plan to harvest the jade to be my goddaughter in a few days. What do you think?

Lian Wan: (laughing dryly) Hahahaha. You are so funny...hehehehe.

Act 5

Hebiyuan Stage Acting

Fengjiu: (approaching) Auntie.

Bai Qian: Fengjiu, come and sit.

Fengjiu: (with great interest) Where is the show going on in the audience? I don’t think I’ve seen it before.

Bai Qian: It’s a new drama about a heroine. (With great interest) But speaking of drama, in recent days, there has been some interesting drama in the sky. Everyone has spread the word, but I don’t know if you have heard of it. (Straightforward) Ahem, of course, in fact, I am not particularly keen on this matter.

Feng Jiu: (pretending) Well, my aunt is naturally not keen on those gossips, and in fact I am not keen either. (itchy) But please tell me a little bit.

Bai Qian: Well, it is true that we are not people who like to gossip about others, so you must have never expected that Emperor Donghua, who we always thought was very upright in the past, turned out to be a faceless person. I heard that he had kept a female fairy in Taichen Palace, who was like a fish and a geese, and he doted on her very much.

Feng Jiu: (Gloomy) He has not left Taichen Palace for many years. This is the reason.

Bai Qian: (Soothing) You don’t have to worry about it. After all, you are with him. It doesn't matter. I'm not telling you this to worry you.

Feng Jiu: Well, I don’t know who he is interested in.

Bai Qian: (laughing) I asked Siming about it. (Concealing) Of course, I didn’t ask specifically. I’m not particularly interested in this matter. And I didn't get any news from Si Ming.

Regarding the female fairy, there is actually only one specific thing. It is said that six or seven days ago, when Donghua and her were taking a hot spring bath in Taichen Palace, Lian Wan Shenjun happened to break in and bump into him. Only then did he leak out a little bit. There are rumors about this matter.

Fengjiu: (surprised)...soak in a hot spring?

Bai Qian: (Lai Jin) Are you surprised too? I was also very surprised. There was a new rumor the day before yesterday, which was well analyzed and somewhat credible. Do you recognize the Chengyu Yuanjun who is Lian Wanjun’s favorite? It is said that Cheng Yuyuanjun is actually the illegitimate daughter of Emperor Donghua and the female fairy.

Feng Jiu: (falling down) Oops.

Bai Qian: Why did you fall? Is this stool not very stable?

Feng Jiu: (laughing dryly) The joke on stage was so well performed that it made people fascinated, and I couldn’t help but feel a little bit out of sorts.

Bai Qian: (Complicated) But now the scene is about a female general being captured by the enemy and being tortured. (joking) It turns out... this is your mouthful...

A female voice sounded sad in the background: Ah...

Feng Jiu: (busy looking at the stage) Huh? (os sadness and indignation) No... no!

Act 6

Donghua’s Residence Daytime

Feng Jiu: (whispering while walking) Alas, if I hadn’t lost my brown crystal bracelet. I won’t come to Taichen Palace in Donghua. The bracelet was probably dropped here that night. I was running away in a hurry that day, so why didn't I realize that that was where Donghua lived? Alas, it's really... I'll just rush in later, ask for something, and leave quickly.

Feng Jiu: (walks closer and pinches throat) Excuse me. Is the emperor here? (Well, why don't you try to imitate Guiyue's accent? Or dress a little more maturely)

Little Tianjiang: Yes, yes, yes.

Feng Jiu: (testing) Is he... alone in there?

Little Tianjiang: Dare, dare to ask the immortal, the immortal, what is he, what is he? ... ...

Feng Jiu: Qingqiu, Bai Qian.

Little Heavenly General: Go back, go back to God, the emperor, indeed, indeed, there is one person, inside. . .

Feng Jiu: Well, God wants to discuss some private matters with him, so he won’t let others in for now.

Little Tianjiang: Emperor, Emperor, he, he, he...

Feng Jiu: (Confused) Are you excited to see this god? (Shameless) Do you have a veil? God can sign it for you.

Little Heavenly General: No, no, no need. The emperor, the king alone, is here, here. . .

Feng Jiu: (clearly) He has been alone for a while? I understand! Then I'll go over there. (Run away)

Little Heavenly General: (Shouting) He is meeting alone in the palace, and all the immortals are not inconvenient to disturb each other.

Fengjiu walked to Donghua’s room and kicked the door open

Fengjiu: (aggressively) Donghua, did I leave my citrine skewer at your place a few nights ago? Already? (See the surroundings clearly) Uh...

The immortals: There was a lot of discussion.

Xian 1: What’s going on?

Xian 2: This fairy girl looks familiar.

Xian 3: Could it be that this is...?

Xian 4: Why did you break in like this?

Feng Jiu: (Forcing herself to calm down) Hehehehe, I’m sorry, I was sleepwalking and accidentally went to the wrong place.

Donghua: (Calmly) That bracelet, (pause) did fall here with me.

Feng Jiu: (dumbfounded) Huh?

Donghua: Also, you forgot the hairpin.

Donghua: (Taking out something) Oh, and this hairpin, you also dropped it in the hot spring that day. Come and get it.

Fengjiu: (On the verge of crying but no tears) I was really sleepwalking, I really went to the wrong place...

Donghua; Oh? There seems to be...

Feng Jiu: (joyed) Ah, it seems that I woke up suddenly, and the spiritual platform is clear. (Flattery) It should be due to the great aura here.

Feng Jiu: (awe-inspiring) Ahem, this time, I did come to the emperor to pick up some things. I didn’t go to the wrong place. I bothered the emperor to collect them for me.

Donghua: (Slowly) If you don’t want to take it yourself, do you want me to deliver it to you?

Feng Jiu: (embarrassed) I... (ran to get something) (gritted his teeth slightly) Thank you, Emperor. (To all the immortals) I just acted recklessly and disturbed the meeting of all the immortal friends. I really feel sorry for it. I will make a special trip to hold a Taoist meeting to apologize to you all someday. Goodbye now!

Feng Jiu: (run away) (os sad) It’s over, it’s over! My eternal fame!

Act 7

Fengjiu’s residence at night

Fengjiu: (walking back, annoyed) How embarrassing! What a shame! It’s better to meet Qingqiu as soon as possible!

Bai Qian: (pushing the door in) Feng Jiu.

Feng Jiu: Aunt.

Bai Qian: Tianjun is holding a banquet tonight. You can go with me.

Feng Jiu: (os) Banquet? Wouldn't that mean I would meet the same group of gods who saw me last time? No, no, absolutely can’t go.

Feng Jiu: (sincerely) Aunt, you see, I am a widow. I think that as a widow, I should abide by some feminine ethics and not be so public...

Bai Qian: Oh, so you think it would be better to accompany me to this banquet. It would be better to accompany Zheyan, who went to heaven yesterday, to tame the red flame beast and serve as his fourth brother's new mount.

Feng Jiu: (takes a breath of air) Well...fortunately, the rules in our widow world are not so strict, and it is beneficial and beneficial to show up occasionally. . . Physically and mentally healthy. (Laugh twice more)

Bai Qian: (Approval) Well, you are right. Let's go.

Fengjiu: (reluctantly) Oh...

(Fengjiu and Bai Qian attend the banquet)

Banquet

Xian 1 : (Gossip) I heard that tonight is a big event. The Supreme Immortal Bai Qian from the Kingdom of Qingqiu and her niece Feng Jiu will both be present. Legend has it that these two people are ranked first all over the world, next to each other. Er's stunning beauty, even the fairies in the sky can't compare to them.

Immortal 2: I heard that His Highness Feng Jiu once visited the mortal world. After coming back, he said that he had already married into his husband's family. Although his husband died, he could not remarry. It is also said that in the past two hundred years, she has never taken off the white hairpins in her hair, nor has she ever taken off her mourning clothes. What a shame.

Fairy 3: (Think about it) I wonder if the fairy who broke into Donghua Emperor Jun Qingyu’s palace during the day... will come?

Immortal 4: I heard that the female fairy is the emperor’s adopted sister, Princess Zhihe. Look at the scene in the daytime, the emperor treats this adopted sister unusually.

Xian 5: I heard that she made a big mistake before and was demoted to the mortal world. She just returned to heaven not long ago. Tianjun heard that both of them were interesting, so he came to Emperor Donghua to host this banquet just to bring them together.

Xian 6: Isn’t there going to be a happy event in the Heaven Realm soon?

Lian Wan: (joking) Donghua, I heard that you teased Feng Jiu in the Qingyun Palace today in front of all the immortals. Chonglin, the loyal and honest little immortal official you are sitting down with, is so anxious that he is thinking about how to protect your reputation of being upright and upright, and he even came to me to ask for advice.

Donghua: (joking) Can I ask you for advice on being upright? Didn't he wake up?

Lian Wan: Uh...

Xiaoxianguan: Bai Qian has arrived. His Highness Fengjiu has arrived.

Lian Wan: (excited) Hey, just as we were talking about her, she came. By the way, didn’t you raise a little red spirit fox at first, but then it got lost? Fengjiu happens to be a red fox too, but he looks different from yours. You don't treat her for this reason...

Donghua: Two different things.

Lian Wan: (testing) What are your intentions for her? Do you think she is good or something?

Donghua: (smiling) She is quite interesting.

Xiao Xianguan: The Lord of Heaven has arrived~~~

The banquet music Zhihe performed a dance

Fengjiu: (appreciating) Auntie, this dance is really good good.

(Finally recognized) I wonder who the dancing fairy is...

Feng Jiu: (os annoying) Is it her? Huh, I was young and ignorant back then, and I was bullied by her for so long in vain. Originally, she was demoted to the mortal world, thinking that she could stay out of sight. Unexpectedly, she is back again. It’s really a narrow road between enemies.

Let’s dance once and for all

Tianjun: (Applause) What a song and the crane dances for nine days. The one who performed the dance just now is Fairy Zhihe who was sent to Qilin Mountain three hundred years ago?

Zhihe: It is Zhihe.

Tianjun: (pretending) I never imagined that a guilty fairy could have such a talent. Since I have been thinking about it in the mortal world for three hundred years, it is enough to think about it, and I will go back to the ninth heaven in the morning. (Pause) What do you think, Mr. Donghua?

Donghua: That’s fine.

Zhihe: (laughing provocatively) Humph.

Feng Jiu: (os) Just now Zhihe smiled so provocatively at me, it was clearly a demonstration. There is no reason for this.

Feng Jiu: (low voice) Auntie.

Bai Qian: Huh? (Understanding) Oh.

Bai Qian: (Pretending to be stern) Feng Jiu, the Lord of Heaven is discussing business with his ministers. As the queen of Qingqiu, you can meet with the Lord of Heaven and listen to His Majesty’s instructions. If you don't listen quietly, if you lower your ears and listen attentively, what's going on with all the smiles on your face? ”

Fengjiu: (Pretending) My niece doesn’t dare. She just sighs that in our Qingqiu, if an immortal commits a crime and is kicked out, he must achieve great merit before he can be re-ranked. Immortal Book. Recently I heard from my uncle that there were some developments in the Southern Wilderness. My niece originally thought that Princess Zhihe was the god of Si Yu and was capable of fighting. She was also worried that she would need to send Princess Zhihe to the Southern Wilderness to perform some feats in order to return to the Nine Levels. Oh my god, (adding a smile) It turns out that the punishment is not that severe, just a dance. My niece felt that she was worried about Princess Zhihe, so she smiled relaxedly at first.

Bai Qian: (Nodding) That’s it.

Feng Jiu: My niece felt that Jiuchongtian’s laws were too enlightened and humane, so she smiled in admiration later (a little exaggerated). (a lawsuit.) But suddenly the niece thought about what to do if an immortal with no talent committed a crime, so she gave a puzzled smile later on.

Bai Qian: (Senior-like) That’s it.

Feng Jiu: (modestly to everyone) Haha, the bad views in the countryside made everyone in the Xianliao laugh.

Lian Song: (lower voice) I think this Feng Jiu is quite capable of speaking harsh words. This time, my father seems to have a headache.

Donghua: (Proud) How come, I am much more concise than her

Lian Song: (sweat)...

Tianjun: (Dignity) The Emperor Ji of Qingqiu raised this question very well. The laws of the Nine Heavens have always been strict. If Zhihe wants to go to heaven, he must make a meritorious deed. This has always been a clear rule in the laws of heaven. , I don’t know the situation of the changes in Nanhuang for the time being, this matter can be discussed later.

Donghua: (raising his voice) I will fight on her behalf.

The immortals are discussing it. One after another

Tianjun: That's fine. What does Bai Qian mean?

Bai Qian: (Approving) I heard about Princess Zhihe in Qingqiu. The deceased parents had been kind to the emperor, and the emperor was indeed a man of friendship.

Tianjun: (majestic) OK, the matter is settled like this!

The singing and dancing continues!

Bai Qian: Fengjiu, I still have some official business to deal with, so you can go back later.

Fengjiu: (Depressed)

The singing and dancing continues

Xian 1: Xiaoxian offers a drink to His Highness Fengjiu

Fengjiu: (reluctantly)

Xian 2: Your Highness Feng Jiu is really a drinker.

Feng Jiu: (Clink glasses)

My lord, please! >

Feng Jiu: (Clinking glasses) Come on, do it!

Flashback

Zhihe: (Crying) I don’t care, I have to ask clearly today.

Donghua: (Comfort) Since I promised my adoptive father to take care of you, I will not ignore you. Why do you care about a pet?

Zhihe: (satisfied) Look, you are just a pet, but you always dream about getting your adopted brother. Don’t you think it’s ridiculous?

End of flashback

Feng Jiu: (clink glasses) Come on, do it!

Flashback

Zhihe: (mean) I have been with my sworn brother for 90,000 years. He raised me when I was born. Today I am finally going to marry him. I am very happy. happy. You are a kind little fox, are you happy for me too? how? It turns out that you are unhappy.

End of flashback

Feng Jiu: (Clinking glasses drunkenly) Do it!

Feng Jiu: (clinking glasses drunkenly) Do it!

Act 8

Taichen Palace Night

Feng Jiu: Asleep, breathing slightly.

Donghua: (walks closer) Fengjiu? Wake up. The party has ended long ago. What are you still doing here?

Fengjiu: (confused) Donghua? Are you going to fight someone? Then take me with you, I won't cause you any trouble. I am a little fox, only a little big. You can carry me in your arms.

Donghua: (unable to understand the situation) Are you drunk?

Feng Jiu: (confused) Maybe a little. Feeling dizzy.

Donghua: Can we still find a way? I'll take you back.

Feng Jiu: Liar. (More and more aggrieved) At that time, you asked me to wait for you where I was, and then you didn't come back. Later, I found you myself.

Donghua: (confused) When did it happen? You remember it wrong.

Feng Jiu: I won’t remember it wrong. I have a good memory. We foxes all have very good memories.

Donghua: Then who am I?

Fengjiu: Huh? You are Donghua, but you are particularly bad.

Donghua: (funny) Why?

Fengjiu: (drunk and aggrieved) You said I was just a pet. When I left, you didn't keep me.

Donghua: (confused) I don’t remember saying this...

Fengjiu: Huh? You... (confused. Then the voice weakened, the sound of sleeping breathing)

Donghua: Fengjiu, Fengjiu? (Funny) I actually fell asleep like this! (Smile) Well, the way it looks now, it does look like a pet.

Act 9

Bai Qian’s residence in the morning

Fengjiu opened the door vigorously and came in

Tuanzi: Sister Fengjiu, you’re awake ah. Come over for breakfast.

Feng Jiu: (shaking his robe and asking) Can any of you explain to me where this purple robe comes from?

Tuanzi: That robe is brother Donghua’s coat!

Fengjiu: I know it’s from Donghua. I was asking what happened last night?

Bai Qian: (calmly) It’s not a big deal. You were drunk last night. Donghua did a good deed and sent you back to Qingyun Palace, but you were so drunk that you held his shirt tightly and refused. Letting him go and being unable to wake him up, he had no choice but to take off his coat and leave it here.

Feng Jiu: (Don’t worry) Oh. He was probably just a casual person, it wasn't something I couldn't explain, it was okay, it didn't damage my reputation, nor his reputation.

Bai Qian: (smile) However, you also know that Donghua cannot stay in Qingyun Hall. It is not convenient for him to take off his outer shirt to you. Besides, there are not many people in Qingyun Hall. Tuanzi came to borrow Ye Hua's clothes from me.

Fengjiu: Oh.

Bai Qian: (dry cough) Ahem, um, I... slept a little deeper, Tuanzi was in the yard, and the noise was a little loud, I'm afraid the entire Xiwu Palace heard it... …"

Fengjiu: Huh? Tuanzi. Why did you yell?"

Tuanzi: Tell the truth.

Feng Jiu: (sighing in relief) Oh, that’s good. (You breathed a sigh of relief. A little bit bigger. Try to relax more calmly)

Bai Qian: Come, sit down and have a bowl of porridge.

Feng Jiu: (sitting down) Yes. (Same as above)

Tuanzi: (satisfied) That’s what I shouted last night.

(Shouting loudly) Mother, Brother Donghua is carrying Sister Fengjiu back to Qingyun Palace. Sister Fengjiu pulled him to prevent him from going back, so brother Donghua hugged her for a while. Brother Donghua also took off his clothes, but he didn't bring anything to change into, so I came to my father to borrow some. Mother, father, is he here with you again...

Feng Jiu: (throws down the stool) What? ! (Speechless and crying to the sky) My glorious name in my lifetime! It's all over now...

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(PS: I'm the one looking for typos... Well, there may be some bugs that I haven't found yet, so I'm sorry~~)