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Daughter-in-law is afraid of the dark and talks about mood.

First of all, ... friends are willing to expose all their ugliness in front of you when they are good, not to let you hack me in the future.

Second, I needed your advice when I was young, but I didn't need your advice.

Third, I am naive enough to show it to my lover. Who are you showing it to?

Fourth, love is not one-sided. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will get tired.

Love for you is like a miscalculated chemical reaction.

6. Even if others say that you are not good in all aspects, you are my proudest existence.

Seven, [as if back to when you just like me]

Will you cross the time gap and stay with me forever?

Nine, come on, drag it out to eat a loaf of bread without drinking water.

A heart specimen stripped of fat and muscle tissue proves that the human heart is so complicated.

Maybe I'm just a joke in your eyes! Maybe what you said is just perfunctory! Maybe I love you very much!

12. [I want to go from novelty to belonging and security with you]

Thirteen, you sent her home, but you forgot that I was afraid of the dark, too.

14. I hope all the money in my wallet will fall in love and have many children. . . How nice! ! !

15. [You never know what it's like to be unreasonable. I apologize desperately for being afraid of you leaving]

Sixteen, two-part allegorical sayings, poems, swearing words, sad slogans, greetings, congratulations, model essays, classic sad quotations, sad times:

Thank you for letting go when I needed you most.

There is no need to make any explanation for what you have done.

Nineteen, you have to work hard, you can only give what you want; Someone else gave it to you, so you have to ask yourself if you can afford it.

Twenty, why don't you marry me? Do you think I'm too short to show my ass in a halter wedding dress?

Twenty-one, I accidentally cut my hand while cutting meat today, and blood dripped on the pork. Brother said, are you bleeding to recognize your relatives? Xiong Haizi, watch me fucking kill you.

Call me garbage, but only if you are better than me, otherwise you are even worse than garbage. .

Twenty-three, the choice between an idea is doomed to your life, whose hand you hold and whose bride you become.

If you can't learn to be shameless, then you can learn how to endure the shame of others.

In the eyes of parents, playing computer for an hour will make them blind, but reading books for an hour will never make them blind.

Twenty-six, to get is to destroy, to lose is to regret.

Twenty-seven, if one day heard of my death, who will stay for a while and then burst into tears?

I just occasionally feel that no one will sympathize with a rotten person like me.

Twenty-nine, every tear is a kind of maturity. Every kind of trauma is a kind of growth.

Even the person I love most, he won't understand me.

3 1. I don't miss the past lost by flowers. What I miss is the dream that I spent millions of thoughts and efforts without results.

32. Men should save money for smoking and buy delicious food for their daughter-in-law.

Thirty-three, others are three good students, and I am four good students. I eat well, drink well, sleep well and have fun.

34. Every time a teacher, director or headmaster says that the masses are excited and wants us to agree, no one will pay attention to him.

Wear the clothes you like, take the road you like, and only smile at the person you like. Say whatever you want, because I don't care about the person who doesn't love me.

Tone phrase: You accompanied her home, but forgot that I was afraid of the dark.

1. Maybe everyone has a city in their heart where widows are buried.

When two people meet, it is either a story or an accident.

3, the feeling of heartache is only known to yourself, and only your own sky collapses.

4. Children who like to listen to sad songs don't know whether you are really listening to songs or listening to your own heart.

5. The city is so venting and so crowded.

6, hurt, pain, tears, just know what you can do anything.

7. Forgetting is a kind of grace, and being willing is a kind of wisdom.

8, the sky is raining, you can take an umbrella; It's raining, what should I do?

9. If you are not sincere to me, why should I be sincere to you? My attitude depends on how you treat me.

10, excessive self-esteem is actually inferiority complex.

1 1, I just hope you can listen to my world, that's all.

12, those who are allowed to be willful are called youth.

13, the greatest happiness of my student days is being in the same school with the person I love.

14, recalling the past, can't forget the painful acacia.

15, maybe you never needed me, as if I never had you.

16, exchange, will you resent me for lying to you like this?

17, the most beautiful love is that you and I love each other and never confess.

18. Hugging behind you is much better than saying 10,000 apologies in a text message.

19, please look at me and don't run away from love.

20. Don't bully me. I will summon Balala, the god of energy and darkness, Gunara, as well as electric energy and positive energy to destroy your hum.

2 1, afraid that watching horror movies will make you fat and eat snacks. He doesn't love you. You have to find someone else. Everyone likes extremes.

22. You accompanied her home, but you forgot that I was also afraid of the dark.

23, I love you is what you said, I don't love you, what do you say you are?

All my courage depends on hard support, and all my loneliness is because of you.

On February 20th 1 3/day, my18th birthday, please throw me a flower.

Everything you have learned and everything you have suffered will come in handy at some point in your life.

27. Some people are the most beautiful when they pass by, while others are pure when they are in love.

Say you love me so that we can be together.

I will always be your listener, comforting your pain and defending your dreams from beginning to end.

30. When I am alone, tears still fall in disappointment.

3 1, don't untie her underwear until you put on her wedding dress.

Without you, even a crowded city will feel empty.

33. Turn around quietly and replace the distance of kissing with a smile.

When the color of youth fades from our memory, we are no longer young.

I hope Santa Claus can put the answers to the final exams of all subjects in my socks beside my bed on Christmas Eve.

36. Everyone's life is like a piece of music, which plays the joys and sorrows and depicts the ups and downs.

37. A group of dogs behind the rich can't walk without money.

38. The transsexuality in Thailand and the cosmetic surgery in South Korea are not as beautiful as those in China and Xiu Xiu.

39. In my world, the people who can't let go are not the people I love most, but the people who know that I can never have them but insist on them.

40. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she failed Band 4, and buddhist nun won't accept it!

4 1, never know what is a person, only know that it takes two hands to make a sound.

42. The key can't be opened because it doesn't match.

I don't want to leave you alone, but you would rather be alone.

1, determination, work and success are the three elements of human activities. Pasteur

Your appearance has affected my health.

3. Time is changing, my heart is changing, and there are some things. Can't go back is can't go back.

I don't understand the grievances and afflictions in your heart, just as you don't understand my pain and silence.

5, feelings sometimes, always ironic. Can stand the wind and rain, but can't stand the ordinary;

6. When we are calm, we fill in the blanks with memories. When we are noisy, we use blanks to describe our memories.

I don't want you to be alone, but you would rather be alone.

8. The most common mistake we make is that strangers make us angry, and finally we accidentally take it out on our closest relatives.

9. The fish took the bait because it fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman laugh.

10, your appearance, like a thrown stone, disturbed the heart lake.

1 1. People often only believe what they want to believe.

12, you don't want it, I am willing to go through fire and water to stop it.

I'm sad to say that you don't understand.

First, love will only stab you when you are most sad, then make you uncomfortable, make you want to cry, toss and turn you into steel.

Second, the happiest thing in life is that parents understand the loneliness of wandering outside, so I won't say much. When clinking glasses together and hearing the sound of broken dreams, you can release your sad confidant and face life with a soul mate who has suffered setbacks and courage!

Third, if you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

Fourth, time will always pass, let time run away your troubles!

Dear, cry when you are sad, and we will always be by your side. In a bad mood, talk about it.

Will you die if you don't make me sad? Will you die if you don't lie to me Will you die if you are not serious? Will you die if you are not so indifferent? Will you die if you are not so straightforward?

Seven, when you are sad. I wish I could be by your side. Try to make you laugh. . .

8. Life is much sadder than movies.

Nine, I don't need to do unnecessary things to unnecessary people and get unnecessary harm.

Are you waiting? Where are you? Are you crying? Are you scared? Are you sad? Are you angry? Are you sick? Ha ha.

Eleven, the body is cold and the heart is colder. Twenty years of loneliness, I always thought I could accompany you forever this time. The broken memories left for such a long time also ended in Zita Law.

You said I was your life, but you didn't die when we were apart.

Thirteen, I won't ask, I won't mention, and I just walk alone when I'm sad. I won't make any noise, and my heart aches, and I replace everything with silence. I can't cry or laugh,

Sometimes I feel sad, but I'm too proud to say it.

Fifteen, no one will deliberately care about you, the longer I feel tired, and I am afraid that love will hurt me.

Hehe, my dearest sister, whenever you are sad, I will comfort you for a long time, but when I am sad, I only see your impatience.

Seventeen, a wise man becomes a fool, and the easiest to take the bait is 1 fish; It is precisely because he relies on his own talents to study extensively that he can't see his arrogance.

Eighteen, you are my weakness, even if I see some words, I will be sad.

Nineteen, it is enough to have someone who can see my sadness and make me happy.

Twenty, everyone can't sleep sometimes, not because they don't want to sleep, but because they are too entangled and can't let go too much; It's not that I'm not tired, but that I have too many difficulties and burdens. Live your own life, without destroying your eyebrows or bending your back; Be grateful to those who help you, and don't forget your righteousness and feelings; Facing the ups and downs of life, don't sigh and don't be disappointed. Life, there is no despair, only think impassability; Life has no end, only can't see through it.

Twenty-one, why bother to be sad deliberately to prove happiness.

Twenty-two, everything is temporary! In the face of setbacks, misunderstandings, hatred, troubles and worries, laugh it off! Smile and send away the unpleasant dark clouds. Your smile is our sunny day, as long as you are good! Don't deny tomorrow's happiness because of today's pain! Your mentality is the biggest capital in your life, and everything is only temporary! God is fair! Face all yesterday, laugh it off and welcome a better tomorrow!

Twenty-three, some people have things that are not necessarily the best, but if they lose them, they will never get them back.

Give me all your worries, fears and sorrows, and I will hold them tightly, okay? Tell me about your bad mood.

I also listen to your love songs, but I miss you, but you miss another one.

Twenty-six, I am a madman, a madman who only wants you to love you.

Twenty-seven, I naively thought that one candy could make the whole world fragrant.

Twenty-eight, you are jealous, your heart is broken, you are desperate, you are uneasy, you are sad, you are uncomfortable, you are upset, you are sad, you are confused, you are helpless, you are contradictory, you are afraid, you are eager, and you are angry.

I just feel sad, then close the door and lie prone on the table. Life makes me feel depressed, but I choose silence.

Thirty years old, no matter how lonely and sad you are, haven't you lived alone? How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?

What I want is that I am the first person you think of when you are sad, not when you are bored.

Thirty-two, it takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but it takes a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please have mercy.

In thirty-three years, let's learn to take responsibility and learn to heal ourselves. In the face of setbacks, we no longer shirk our responsibilities and make excuses for ourselves. We still laugh in front of people.

You don't understand my sadness.

35. Tell me what you feel sad and wronged. Although I am not online 24 hours a day, I will not give you a perfunctory reply. Oh, aha, you know I'm talking about you.

Thirty-six, we are all so scattered in the wind of the years. Looking back, we can't see the traces of being together, although we were so hard together.

It's sad to be ignored by people who care about you very much. What's more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

Thirty-eight, you said you loved me, and you were happy all day. If one day, you say you don't love me, maybe I will be sad all my life!