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A sentence that the whole person is weak on a hot day.

I am curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How did you do that?

The twigs of weeping willows on the roadside are motionless, the shadows of trees shrink into a ball, and the dusty leaves roll painfully.

3. Send you a breeze and let it take away your sweat; Send you a cold drink and let it take away your irritability; Send a thoughtful greeting: summer is hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention!

The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.

I get irritable when the weather is hot, and I always hate summer.

It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south unscrupulously threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear melting pot. At this time, except those who soak in the Lijiang River and work in places with air conditioning, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There are wisps of smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the cloud was angered by Hua Song and sank into the water.

7. Why does this mat feel like an electric blanket? ...

8. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

9. The tireless cry of cicadas brings people a kind of summer irritability. Without a breath of wind, the earth is like a steamer.

10. Friends! When it is hot, your fidgety mood will affect your judgment in making decisions. As the saying goes, if you are not quiet, you will not enter. At any time, you should calm down and be naturally calm and indifferent.

1 1. It was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south unscrupulously threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear melting pot.

12. The temperature rises day by day to prevent heatstroke and cool down. Always remember to drink more herbal tea.

13. Spring has gone with the fallen flowers. The green leaves covered in summer are jumping in the warm wind, the sun is roasting the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.

14. resist the pressure and insist on endorsement. The weather is hot and people are anxious. One generation of college entrance examination, two generations accompany the exam. Students are busy and parents are hard. Alone, with strong backing

15. It is hot in summer, so pay attention to heatstroke prevention. Drink more hot tea and eat less cold drinks; Eat more fruits and vegetables and less meat; Eat more acid and less sweet; Use more fans and less air conditioners. If you are calm, your mind will naturally cool down. Remember to take care of yourself!

16. The sun in August is like a fire umbrella. At noon, the sky is bright, like an iron plate in the mouth of a scalded white horse. The twigs of weeping willows on the roadside are motionless, the shadows of trees shrink into a ball, and the leaves covered with dust roll painfully. The asphalt pavement is also soft and sunny. Looking into the distance, it seems to be on a deserted road.

17. Eat loofah for clearing away heat and purging fire, and eat bitter gourd for detoxification and beauty. Eat three meals a day without leaving the melon, and laugh at a healthy life!

The whole person is very weak in hot weather (below) 18. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I'll give you a summer gift.

19. It's too hot! Bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car doesn't need to be ignited, and it will catch fire! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!

20. The willows in the street look ill, and the leaves are hanging with dust and rolling on the branches, and the branches are motionless. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

2 1. Baiyun in the sky never promised to go, but stayed in the sky, but accompanied day and night; Stars never promise light to the night, but try to shine; Friends never talk to each other about their ideas, but they always care! Friend, it's hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention!

22. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

23. The heat is unbearable-in the shadow of cactus, the temperature is as high as Fahrenheit 125 degrees. The burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

24. I have been thinking about kidnapping the principal, tying him to the bed in the school dormitory and giving him a small fan to see how long he can live.

The weather has entered a hot stage these days. Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and have a healthy and cool summer!

26. It's getting hot and I don't want to do anything. But I will never feel comfortable being a loser.

27. Miss Xia came quietly, making the earth more vibrant. The sun is getting hotter and hotter, like a fireball.

28. On a rainy day, the little frog sang on the lotus leaf. The dried plants have regained their vitality. The grass absorbs the rain evenly. The clever dog ran downstairs to see the rainy scene in summer. The little frog also has an umbrella (lotus leaf). After the rain stopped, the ground was wet and people felt very comfortable.

29. The asphalt pavement has also been softened by the sun. Looking into the distance, it seems that there is a transparent steam rising on the deserted road.

30. I don't know where the bird went; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, as if dying; Only cicadas keep chirping in the branches; It's really breaking gongs and drums to cheer for the scorching sun!

3 1. It's so hot, you have to eat a cold dish while it's hot!

32. Send you a smiling face, a refreshing greeting, a cold blessing, a hope wrapped in cool love, and a drive away the cold of the hot sun!

At noon, the burning sun scorched the ground. Old people from every household came out and sat in a cool place to talk about this and that. Everyone has his own opinion. Cicada and cicada in the tree are listlessly calling, as if to say; "oh! It is really hot today. The dead sun killed me. It's really hot in the dead summer. But this will also help the seedlings grow up quickly! "

34. Wan Li is clear, Wan Li is cloudless, and the sun is roasting the earth; A south wind blew, and a heat wave rolled up from the ground, which was suffocating. Weeds can't resist the sun exposure, and the leaves are rolled into thin strips. Whenever in the afternoon, people always feel tired easily, just like just waking up, feeling groggy and unwilling to move. Even the birds in the Woods are resting in the trees with their mouths open, and they are too lazy to fly out for food.

The sentence that the whole person is weak on a hot day (Chapter III) 35. Evening self-study, the teacher said; Don't think I don't know you play mobile phone ~ no one will stare at their crotch and laugh without caring. ...

There is neither cloud nor wind in the sky. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily in the hot sun overhead. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the ground is smoking.

37. I want to send you a fresh mint to cool your senses, a refreshing cup of green tea to quench your thirst, and a blessing message to dispel your irritability!

38. The days in summer are endless. A hurried night passed, followed by a long and hot day. The burning sun always stops at the top of Luoxiping, and it does not move for a long time.

39. It's a hot summer. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and take care of yourself. Don't forget to have a rest after work. Eat more fruits and vegetables to add beauty. Greeting messages convey friendship. Good luck in your work and sweet love!

40. I hope my greetings can eliminate your summer heat and bring you a good mood all day!

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42. The lush spring has passed, with a flick of a finger. June 22nd arrived, and the sun stood directly on the Tropic of Cancer. Summer, the season of filariasis, is coming again.

43. Lying in bed is braising in soy sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting up, going out for barbecue, cooking in the pool, frying on the way back, and returning home to the pot!

44. At noon in midsummer, the burning sun scorched everything in sight without mercy; The concrete floor in the community and the opposite building are like a bronze mirror, which can hardly open your eyes; Trees droop their heads and look up from time to time next to this difficult moment, as if to see if there are dark clouds floating in the distant sky. At this time, the ground is like being covered by a huge steamer, which makes people breathless. I hid in the air-conditioned room, hoping that a heavy rain would come as soon as possible.

45. If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year's military training. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. Hahaha!

46. In hot summer, if you are depressed, have a cup of green tea to relieve the fire and go out for a walk to relieve boredom. In this way, you will no longer be depressed, your work will be smooth, your family will be harmonious, your mood will be happy, you will be calm and refreshed.

47. When the weather is dry and things are dry, be careful of burning candles and be agitated. Stay away from strangers!

48. The idea of hot summer; Imagine that you are caught in an ice palm and suddenly melt; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

49. The weather is hot and unbearably hot. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and don't expose yourself to the sun.

50. I hope to sincerely bless you; Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling, and protect your health! Spend every day happily!

Lost a lifetime of classic English quotations of the year

I like you. In the past, you were a stranger. Every second is full of the sadness of life.

But life is like a road. You must walk out of the bustling scenery in the desolation.

This is correct, because you are a complete person, and you don't love him anymore.

After a man knows a woman thoroughly, he won't love her anymore.

My life is beautiful and I am happy.

Life is a gorgeous robe full of fleas.

Long live life, because it is not rich enough.

In this world, you can't think too much about everything.

I don't feel it. Come on, there's no patch.

This world has no feelings, no patches.

No one is so beautiful.

No woman is loved because her soul is beautiful.

One person is unhappy, one person is happy, and one person compensates.

People waste because they are unhappy, which is a kind of compensation.

I bless you.

No one will betray you if you believe in yourself.

What I get is luck, and what I may lose is life.

I was lucky, but I lost my life.

Life is not difficult, so there is no reason to share it with you.

Life is not very hard, there is no reason to be hard on you.

It is inevitable to blame time for holding hands and falling in love.

It is inevitable that the hand that complains about time writes love as love.

Smile. It's easier than explaining why you are sad.

Please smile, it's easier than explaining why you are sad.

In summer, I feel that the whole person will be extracted from familiar sentences.

In summer, I feel that the whole person should be warmed up (number one) 1. The idea of cooling down; Imagine that you are caught in an ice palm and suddenly melt. Or imagine that you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg hits you and you fall into the cold sea. How about watching the ghost movie again? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

2. The weather is hot and unbearable. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and don't expose yourself to the sun.

In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and only a garlic between me and scallops!

It's too hot, it's over 30 degrees, and I'm so upset.

Eating some cold drinks properly in summer can not only relieve summer heat and quench thirst, but also help digestion, so that the human body is balanced in nutrition and healthy, and it is not allowed to overeat cold drinks. But be sure to pay attention to the quantity.

6. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

7. Don't be impatient when you do things in summer. Divide the arguments into black and white, drink less at parties, let go of your sad friends, be open in advance, have no regrets afterwards, sit still and think about your mistakes, and don't talk about people's right and wrong.

8. In July, it is very important to prevent heatstroke and cool down. Eat less fried barbecue and eat more mung bean turtle ling paste.

9. Sometimes I am busy at work, sometimes I am tired, sometimes I am lazy, sometimes I am tired, and sometimes I forget to contact you, but please believe that my heart has been silently blessing you, my friend. Remember to prevent heatstroke when it is hot.

10. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and I suddenly want to drink iced carbonated soda or have a glass of iced juice.

1 1. The sun god was dragged by six dragons in the sky. The mattress is burning like a fire. I hope the wind will blow quickly, but even if it comes, it's like cooking soup.

12. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

13. Long time no see, I miss you very much. Send a message and complain about my wishes. The weather is hot, the key to heatstroke prevention is to exercise early, recharge at night, be surrounded by happiness, be always with me in health, send a blessing, and keep friendship unchanged.

14. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves you of the heat, you must remember not to be too busy at work, not to eat too much, not to stay up too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!

15. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!

16. That day, it was terribly hot. As soon as the sun came out, the ground was on fire, and some gray gases, like clouds, Feiyun and fog, floated low in the air, making people feel breathless.

17. Pay attention to the heat in summer, don't forget to go out for sun protection, replenish water first, and the doors and windows must be opened. Ventilation will bring good air, have a regular life, be calm and have more rest, and exercise well in the morning and evening. The health of summer belongs to you!

In summer, I feel that the whole person will be familiar with that sentence (Chapter 2) 18. Play a flute, happy summer; Brush a string, and the smiling face in summer opens; Taste a cup of fragrant tea, and the summer mood is quiet; Send a word, warm summer wishes.

19. Two short messages are really rare, three or four sentences are just right, ten sentences and eight sentences are too noisy, and more becomes trouble. This short message is just right, and three greetings are together; Autumn leaves fall, good health, good health!

20. The sun is scorching the earth, and cicadas are singing not far away.

2 1. The summer weather and scorching sun swept away the crystal dew in the morning.

22. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

23. It's so hot in summer! Cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say; "It's hot!" The earth is as hot as steaming us; The sweat we left behind is like big pearls. Flowers, plants and trees were bowed by the sun.

24. The table was too hot. The mahjong was just coded, but it was burnt.

25. That evening, like all nights in summer, looked haggard and sleepy after being abused by the sun for a day, with a fascinating morbid beauty. The red clouds in the sky are like the red cheeks of patients with high fever, and they feel hot at first sight. The asphalt road is more sunny than the grass, and you can't get your feet out when you step on it. There is also an unpleasant burning smell. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance, and it accepts the embrace of the sunset glow with infinite enthusiasm, which makes people dare not look at it for a long time.

26. In summer, the vegetation is full of individuality, the leaves of holly are bright and shiny, and the old elm trees are flourishing, giving people a thick shade.

27. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

28. The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the quality of sleep is getting worse. I always wake up after 7 o'clock recently and want to sleep until noon.

29. It's too hot to stop!

30. Be quiet to cultivate one's morality, be frugal to cultivate one's morality, and return to oneself. Summer is hot, sweaty, calm as water, and natural and clear. Send a message as a congratulations, calm and calm as a song.

3 1. Beware of fire and candles, fidgety and stay away from strangers!

32. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing loudly. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

33. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.

34. A cup of herbal tea is calm, easily moved and full of artistic conception. There is only one reason to enjoy music, to add joy to your heart, to think slowly, and not to lack efficiency. Grasp your mood with wisdom and adjust the temperature. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

35. Look at the children in the swimming pool next to you. They are so dense that only their small heads are exposed. The heat, the inevitable heat in summer, is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or have entered the shadow of trees and houses; No matter in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.

36. On a hot summer day, I know that you are irritable. I will send you a cool message, take a cold bath, listen to classical music, drink mung bean soup, take a deep breath and relax, and your heart will calm down. I hope you have a cool summer day.

37. It's really hot today! The burning sun baked the earth mercilessly, and the earth was burned like a huge cage, which made people breathless.

38. Eat loofah for clearing heat and purging fire, and eat bitter gourd for detoxification and beauty. Eat three meals a day without leaving the melon, and laugh at a healthy life!

39. Summer is coming, cicadas are singing softly, the shade is kissing every inch of land, the sun shines among the seedlings, the crystal sweat condenses into hope, and the ears of wheat are growing sturdily. In this warm season, harvest your dreams!

40. Fujian was rated as the province with the lowest joke in the country only because the local people shouted in unison in the face of the fierce sun; Music (heat) is killing me. ...

4 1. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

42. In hot summer, SMS is cool; Send you a coat, beautiful and shiny, sensible and generous, tasteful and amorous, simple and fashionable, elegant and generous. After wearing it, you can see Maggie Cheung from a distance, Cecilia Cheung from a distance, and it is you who look carefully!

43. The sunshine is so strong that even the water in the paddy field is steamed to make a small noise. The leaves of seedlings can stand paper, lose their light green luster and have no wind. People are walking on the ridge with seedlings on both sides, so hot that they sweat all over and can't breathe well, so the water doesn't want to come out.

44. It is not summer that is hot, but your fiery heart, calm and naturally cool. Look at you, you are listless and lazy. You must have stayed up late again. Your soul has been hooked by mahjong ghosts. May you be as happy as summer flowers!

45. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard.

46. Years have stood the test in the heat. That kind of slow and helpless day, in addition to making people lazy and tired, is actually in a daze, bearing the sweat stains of inner emptiness.

Although I didn't do anything, I was sweating like a pig.

48. I don't know where the bird went; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, as if dying; Only cicadas keep chirping in the branches; It's really breaking gongs and drums to cheer for the scorching sun!

49. I love you no matter how hot the weather is.

50. I am curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How did you do that?

I've been much more energetic since I got mental illness.

1. When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

2. When we are together, 13 14 is a lifetime. After breaking up, 13 14 is life and death.

3. Why don't you have an arranged marriage in the evil new society?

4. Those who always say that others are forced, you are not even forced.

5. Women's universities have changed eighteen times, becoming more and more casual.

6. The rich will live well, and the poor will suffer all their lives.

7. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackles all the way.

8. My advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

9. Reality raped the past, leaving behind evil seeds called memory.

10, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

1 1, the salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

12, because it was too heartless before, and now it is heartless.

13, others laugh at me for being too slutty, and I laugh at others for not being open.

14, I can't rely on anything these days, I have to rely on myself, abbreviated as: I … Shit.

15, I am not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me.

16, you are awesome. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

17, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

18, forcing death is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

19, the man was dumped, the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

20. If silence was golden, I would have been rich.

2 1, state affairs and family affairs, what's going on in the world is none of my business! Wind and rain, reading, I am silent.

I don't know why people are alive, so I am still alive.

23, you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit.

The most important thing in life is not where you are, but where you are going. It's also a B, which can be NB in The Journey to the West. If you don't look back, you can only be one.

25, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, but that person was in the marriage registration office.

26. Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

Without mistress, who will witness your shameless happiness?

28. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

29. Heroes are "color" and men are "color", so a lecherous man is not a real man.

30. People have a lot of backgrounds, but I only have my back.

3 1, I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I am saving the country.

32. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.