Tell more funny stories in your homework. Tell more humorous sentences in your homework.

1. The teacher excitedly assigned a lot of homework and said happily, Have a nice holiday, classmates.

2. Who scolds the teacher for assigning too much homework while not doing it?

3. Summer homework is like a concubine who can't wait to have a bedroom, but I have been diligent and loving the people since the summer vacation, caring about Tencent and never set foot in the harem.

4. The eight-year-old daughter sleeps at night. She can't sleep in bed. She said to her mother: Mom is so excited that she can't sleep when school starts tomorrow. Go to sleep first. Mom doesn't care about her. As a result, she didn't sleep at twelve o'clock. Mom got up and went out. As a result, I saw her trying to make up her summer homework in the study next door!

5. Me: If I take the initiative to give something to others, I don't feel bad about how much I give. But if the other party insists that I want it, I will be disgusted and would rather throw it away than give it. Teacher: Is this the TM reason why you don't hand in your homework?

6. I tried my best to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

7. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

8. Touching your mobile phone while doing your homework is like eating Maixuan gum.

9. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics!

10. Homework 3, please respect yourself. I am a person who has a winter vacation.

1 1. Homework, if you leave me alone, will I love you?

12. Teacher, your stack is your stack, a stack of sugar-free homework, caring about holidays and caring more about you.

13. In the year of primary school graduation, the teacher left a lot of homework. Stupid, it's all done. Is it wood? I took it to junior high school when I started school! I thought they were a system! The happiest summer vacation in life is so wasted!

14. Students who haven't done their summer homework will certainly achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and they are also very calm in times of crisis.

15. A high school student next door helps junior high school students with their summer homework and earns one yuan a month. Why didn't I have a mind to make money before? Shame on me!

16. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted that I fuck him.

17. I saw the whole class leave! I smell the winter vacation! I heard the footsteps of homework! I feel the Spring Festival coming to me!

19. On the first day of school, Xiaoming: Teacher, during the summer vacation, I donated the old textbooks and study materials from last semester to poor children in mountainous areas in need. Do you think I did the right thing? Teacher: Is that why you can't hand in your summer homework?

20. You have changed. It's not as simple as before. -Xiao Ming sighed at his summer homework!

2 1. School is about to start, but my family has recruited thieves. Stole a notebook, took the money from my wallet, left all my cards, and stole my schoolbag. The problem is that stealing a schoolbag is stealing, so leave your homework for the summer vacation.

22 .. Tear up a few pages of homework, throw them on the desk and sprinkle ink. Schools and parents will take care of you in every way, and classmates who bully you at ordinary times will be taken away for investigation.

23. There is such a summer homework problem. How many brothers does Aladdin have? The answer is three brothers, namely Alaga Ala and Alabing.

24. Actually, I think the name of summer homework is Happy Summer Vacation, which is the same as the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health.

25. Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation? Thermal expansion and cold contraction. Then why is there so much homework? Because the quality is the same.

26. I didn't finish my homework in the summer vacation, but I hung up on the Southeast Branch when I started school. . .

27. I have a friend named Xia Qiu, who was brutally killed by a criminal gang named Xia Qiu Home. The murderer's name was Xue Kai.

It is said that students now have a new skill, which can finish their summer homework in two days, but this skill is actually a passive skill, which will not be triggered until the last two days.

29. Actually, copying homework is also very hard. At school, I am afraid that my teacher will see me at home and my parents will see me. Don't you think we are tired?

The homework assigned this year is estimated to be completed next year.

3 1. A holiday is to do your homework somewhere else!

32. The teacher pretends to attend class and we pretend to listen. The teacher pretends to collect homework, and we add pretend homework. Summer vacation. The teacher is serious.

33. Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. . Wow! ! There is too much homework to copy to stop. .

Teacher, I have fallen in love with my summer homework. Can I take it with me?

35. I should tear off the label of the inspection-free product on the refrigerator and stick it on my summer homework.

36. The summer homework is that students write for one month and the teacher writes a reading.

37. Because I am extremely poor, I have been doing homework for primary schools in winter and summer vacations for a long time, bullying other students for primary school students, and undertaking the following businesses: coolie handling, fitter welding.

38. I am so wet that I regard my summer homework as my lover. Please don't let me hurt it. I really can't hurt it with a pen.

39. Teacher, I have put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, which is touching! Can we not pay it?

40. The job failed to load. Ask the school to have another summer vacation.