Humor about getting paid

Tell me about the people who were paid.

1. Salary is like a period: once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

Salary is like a period: once you get pregnant, you lose it.

3. What's the use of wearing 30,000 yuan clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

I am dying, and I still have money. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

I believe my life will not stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

6. Wages are like your period: you often don't arrive on time!

7. Wage is like a period: it hurts when it goes up. . .

8. Our company is a good company! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are more on duty! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although we had a holiday late, we started early! Although our salary is low, we work a lot! This is what you are looking for when you are looking for a job! Take the least money, take more classes and take fewer vacations!

9. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

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1 1. Except for wages, almost everything around us has gone up in price, but we still have to live strong, because the price of the cemetery has also gone up now. A village held a meeting to discuss funeral reform and save land resources, and the villagers expressed their opinions. A said: I suggest! You don't even need a coffin. This saves money and land. B said: I think vertical burial can save more space. C knocked on his pipe and said slowly, I think it's only half buried vertically, even the tombstone is saved. You can tell who is dead at a glance.

12. Wage is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so. Netizen: "I'm afraid I'm not sure and I didn't come." "It's gone as soon as you get pregnant!" "At the retirement age, it will be gone soon!" "Zhou Guangzu!" "If you don't come to time, you will be flustered." "You have mastered it yourself, and he will come if you want." "Only you know how much."

13. On the way to struggle, think of Big Wolf when you are hungry and Logger Vick when you are poor. Why are you not strong?

14. Wages are like a period: when you reach retirement age, you will soon be gone!

15. Every time I take an exam, I really want to write "Baidu once and you will know" on the paper, which makes the marking teacher very angry.

16. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

17. rhubarb golden hair is very precious now, and I don't even pay attention to selling you in summer. Ha ha.

18. "I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

19. I read travel novels every day, and the toilet I read is like the hole I traveled through.

I hate it, but I accept it.

Talk about the mood of paying wages

2 1. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

22. We didn't spend your money to change school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

23. I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

24. Salary is like a period: then you will panic!

I didn't stop loving you, I just decided not to show it.

26. Actually, I envy Enshang. Atan is her prince charming, Cui Yingdao is her black knight, and Zen Rong is her blue face!

27. You don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

28. You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

29. Be an idiot when you are happy, and be a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

30. No money is strong, money is heartless, love has no chance, fate has no points, and those who have points are getting divorced.

3 1. This is a world of money.

Talk about your feelings after you get paid.

32. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but never figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

33. I realized that friends are like RMB, which is true and false. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

Don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

35. The boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, indicating that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

36. Don't treat me like a fool. I don't know some things, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

37. If you get tired after getting up before going to bed, you will have the spirit of going to bed before getting up. It is estimated that many things will not happen.

38. I always have a few such friends around me. When they first met, they were very gentle. Only when they got familiar with it did they know that they were released from that mental hospital.

39. After you left, I dug out my old qq space and said that I saw what I wrote: "He gave me a cup with a paper crane folded by himself". I almost forgot that you loved me so tenderly. So you gave me a deadline to love me forever, until I fell in love with you.

40. I was very young when I met you. Miss you for so many years, haggard into a failed flower. Let's meet again. If we can't meet again, I will go with the water.