Bicycles are not important at the moment.

One day, the math teacher drank too much, and the smell of wine was particularly strong. Then I told my deskmate that he was drunk. The math teacher listened and said loudly, I did drink, but I didn't drink too much. Is there a problem with this question I said? Is there a problem? I said, yes. The teacher said: Well, look at the following dish. ...

My sister, who was in junior high school, left her bike in the community and was stolen. My parents took us to the property to check and monitor. As a result, we didn't find the stolen bicycle, but found a little boy who sent his sister to the door of the community hand in hand. . . Bicycles are not important at the moment. .

Neighbor boys got into a fight. At noon the next day, he was blocked at the door by 10 people. He closed the door and shouted, wait for me and call someone. The guy across the street really agreed to wait for you 10 minutes. I saw the neighbor boy holding a mobile phone on the roof and only heard him feeding the demon spirit. I was blocked by a dozen people at the door, trying to cut me. 10 minutes? Thank you very much

When I was a child, I saw a pink package and said to Baba, "I want this." Baba: "You can't have this!" I sat on the ground and burst into tears, looking like I can't afford it if you don't buy it for me. Baba had no choice but to buy it for me, and then I took a big bag of menstrual towels and Baba to go home by car.

I said to Brother Peng, "Many people think that the daughter country in Journey to the West is the simplest level among the eighty-one difficulties, while others think it is the most difficult level among the eighty-one difficulties. What do you think? " Brother Peng sighed, "If I were the Tang Priest, it is estimated that it would be the finale in the girl country ..."

During the Chinese New Year, I put incense on the throne. It happened that my little nephew was playing next to me. I said, come on, kowtow to God and make a wish. That's great. . If he doesn't do it, I'll catch him and kick him: hurry up! But he knelt down and knocked at the door, still mumbling. I walked out with satisfaction Just as I walked to the door, I slipped and fell to the ground. At this time, I saw my nephew dumbfounded and cried and said, I'm sorry, uncle, I was joking, but I didn't expect such a coincidence. . I have guessed this Xiong Haizi's wish!

Apologize if you apologize. Adding a word "good" after "sorry" can make her fire burn again.

My wife is an inexperienced matchmaker, and my girlfriends are divorced. I've been saying this for a long time: a teapot should be equipped with at least three or four cups, so in ancient times, men had three wives and four concubines; What about women? They should be obedient and kind ... right ... do you understand what I said? My best friend said with a smile, elder sister, I understand. Are you going to introduce me to others as a mistress or a concubine?

A: My boyfriend stopped talking to me when he saw that I had several ambiguous short messages. B: Be content! My mom didn't go through my dad's phone, so she broke it. A: Why? B: Because all the short messages were sent by my mother and deleted by my father, and he said it was annoying.

Today, I have a friend whose wife ran away with his best friend and was scolded by the leader for no reason. Just when he was disheartened, he suddenly smiled and picked up his mobile phone to type: I have a friend today?

My friend wanted to get a rhinoplasty, but her husband never agreed, but she still insisted. When I arrived at the plastic surgery hospital, my husband suddenly said that with a nose pad, I couldn't squeeze out blackheads. So they left the hospital.

Bicycle slogan

1, riding, always on the road.

2, between the bamboo forest and the grassland, riding the road.

3, walking and fitness, low carbon and more efficient.

4, the road of the knight, the heart of the brave.

5, cycling experience, one step in place.

6, brand-name bicycles, extraordinary heartbeat.

7, endless rotation, ride it. Teenagers.

8. My heart moves with me and I ride endlessly.

9. Take a ride when you say you're leaving.

10, go your own way.

1 1, a tough life needs cycling.

12, roaming the earth, healthy.

13, you can do it, I can do it, and everyone can.

14, freedom of movement, endless riding.

15, keep that wonderful riding era.

16, experience the happiness of two wheels.

17. Ride if you want, and it's convenient to accompany you.

18, Wan Li, Wan Li.

19, it's a good choice to play around the world.

20. Healthy cycling and healthy exercise.

2 1, ride your own car and let others block it.

22. Walk with love and shorten the distance between you and me.

23, roaming is allowed on narrow roads, and traffic jams are severe.

24, riding the world, freedom will reach.

25, enjoy cycling, cycling is endless.

26, the coolest mount, the most real enjoyment.

27. You have your pursuit. I know. I ride alone.

28, environmental protection and health, loud riding.

29, riding a new era, fashion school.

30, go hand in hand, everywhere scenery.

3 1, free, bike.

32, energy saving and health, green Chinese dream.

33. Gather the world and pursue Excellence.

34. If you own a bicycle, you own the world.

35, the same road, different riding fun.

36. Ride naturally to protect you and me.

37. Keep your mouth shut and take your legs.

38. Bicycles are a rookie field, and the types can be purchased at will.

39. The quality is random, which is wonderful.

40, the long road of life, relying on yourself all the way.

4 1, green activism, let green act.

42. Don't ask where the road is, the road is under your feet.

43. There is no end to development, and quality always follows.

44. Make everyone a car owner.

45, from nature, skilled in technology, seeking comfort.

46, wonderful in sales, worry-free after-sales.

47, fashion angel, riding the world.

48. World quality, freedom and comfort.

49. Let the world turn under my feet.

50. Ride the world car and take China Road.

5 1, national fitness, each riding.

Cycling is a healthy exercise.

53. Go your own way and let others envy you.

54, green travel, ecological peace of mind.

55,000 bicycles, leading in quality.

56, a ride, more exciting.

57, strive for progress, God is riding.

58. Be happy anytime and anywhere, facing the breeze and flowers.

59. Go away, and green and low carbon lead the neighborhood.

60, blue sky, easy cycling.

Bicycle safety slogan

1. Don't buy bicycles with unknown road conditions, and have illegal acts to report.

2. Strengthen bicycle safety management and raise people's anti-theft awareness.

3, choose the car lock weight quality, safety precautions can not be forgotten.

4. Save your car with more care and live with more peace of mind.

5, firewood flame is high, and public security is good.

6. Put on the anti-theft lock in your heart and fasten your happiness seat belt.

7, heart to heart * * * weaving prevention net, hand in hand with the security door.

8, safety management hand in hand, harmonious home heart to heart.

9. Everyone participates in bicycle management, and everyone benefits from bicycle safety.

10, security comes from vigilance, and theft comes from paralysis.

1 1, neighborhood watch is safe and careless.

12, bicycle riding is endless, and anti-theft comes first.

13. It is the duty of every citizen to resist buying illegal black bicycles.

14, car dealers should be careful, defense should be careful, and public morality should be United.

15, safety begins with the heart, and prevention begins with the action.

16, invoices are needed for buying and selling used cars, and the source is unknown.

17, the police * * * built an anti-theft net to ensure the safety of bicycles.

18, although it is troublesome to lock and store the car, it ensures safety and has no hidden dangers.

19, don't be careless when locking the car, and remember the safety precautions.

20. Bicycles are convenient for you, me and him, and safety management depends on everyone.

2 1, prevention starts from the heart and management starts from me.

22. Keep safety in mind and nip in the bud.

23, bicycles are really handy, look at them every day, suitable for all ages.

24. Don't buy a stolen car cheaply, which encourages crime and brings disaster.

25. Don't buy a stolen car cheaply, help others abuse it and hurt yourself.

26. Be careful when buying used cars, and rest assured through proper channels.

27. Standardize the transaction of used cars and cut off the source of car theft.

28. Parking locks are safe for you and me.

29, nip in the bud, heart to ensure safety; Bicycles are easy to be stolen, so be careful.

30. motu is easy to keep for a period of time, and it is cheaper to buy.

3 1, the car is riding, the car is parked and the car is locked.

32. buying and selling stolen cars is a curse, and ill-gotten gains cannot be touched.

33. Bicycle management is no small matter, but the life of ordinary people is an important matter.

When you lose your bike, there will be a lot of trouble.

35. Everyone participates in safety management, and a harmonious home is safe everywhere.

36. I bought a registered bicycle, and there is a basis for safety management.

37. Be sure to get the receipt when buying a car, and report the loss of the car as soon as possible.

38. Be sure to lock the car, or you will be angry if you lose it.

39, standardize the old bicycle trading market, blocking illegal bicycle sales channels.

40. Bicycle safety depends on everyone, and everyone has bicycle safety management.

4 1, everyone participates in bicycle management, and the people benefit from living in peace.

Don't bother yourself, please lock your bike.

43, a safety lock in the heart, the car is safe all year round.

44. There are tens of thousands of bicycles, and safety management depends on everyone.

45. Be careful when buying a car, concentrate on riding a bike, and be careful when storing your car.

46. Don't forget to ask for the license plate when storing the car. There is evidence for the claim for lost car.

47. Provide a wide range of clues and severely punish car thieves.

48, the police * * * to build a safety net, bicycle safety is guaranteed.

49. Buying a car is not greedy and cheap, and the procedures are complete before trading.

50. There are tens of thousands of bicycles, and safety depends on everyone.

5 1, bicycle safety is important, always put the lock at ease.

52. Bicycles have entered thousands of households, and men, women and children cannot do without them.

53. Bicycles enter thousands of households, and safety management depends on everyone.

54. It's only 20 cents to see the car, so it's safer to hang a small card.

55. Don't buy a black car, don't repair a suspected car, and the stolen goods will be investigated.

56. Pay more attention to the car, and the risk will be less.

57, law-abiding and glorious, illegal and shameful; When one person commits a crime, the whole family suffers.

58, casting safety concentric lock, building a harmonious home.

59. Standardize the used car market and block the way of selling stolen goods.

60. Bicycles are really convenient, and safety management is the key.

Talk about the collapse of this moment, talk about the depression of this moment, talk about it.

1, I feel lonely not because no one cares about me, but because you don't care about me.

Even though I almost broke down when I bought the high-speed rail ticket last night, I set the alarm clock to buy the ticket at 6 am.

3, take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse. Your casual words will really hurt me for a long time, and you don't even bother to perfunctory me. Then don't take the initiative and don't care. So goodbye, no more, no more.

4, insomnia all night. It's been almost a month. All kinds of upset things come together again. Collapse.

5, along the way, or that I have been ridiculed all the way so far, so many years of hard work, no one helped me, I can only rely on myself. Emotional breakdown, everything, I think I am right about myself. No amount of presents will help at Christmas. I am satisfied with what the teacher said.

6. Some people have no basic trust and no ability to trust others. If you don't spend time, money and smiling face to support the hidden anxiety and nameless panic, such people will be depressed, confused and frightened, continue to spread the dark and cold atmosphere, and suppress the people around them to the brink of collapse.

7. We are all fragile and will be crushed by reality, leaving us with an unrecognizable collapse.

8. When I found out that you don't love me, I realized that letting go is not as good as love.

9. We used to love each other, and it hurts to think about it.

10, the seventh day after breaking up, watching you lean on someone else's shoulder, the smile on your face is so relaxed and natural, without any sadness when breaking up.

1 1, I feel crazy ... I often want to smash things, but I don't want to clean them up. ...

12, soliloquize: Just now, you came to tell me a slightly better news. Two years ago, I thought I had leukemia and waited a few days for the result! ! In contrast, this is only a minor illness, and at worst it should be fine. It's just that it's easy to break down over and over again.

13, a few days of physical and mental torture, anxiety, depression, collapse, a large part of the work is to deal with the after-sales left by others, the list is silent. At noon today, depression piled up to the top, and I really didn't want to do it ... After several price cuts and parts replacement, Greek John finally promised to pay tomorrow, and I listened to the music happily tonight ... I hope the payment will be smooth. Payment is smooth! Steady! Steady! Nine o'clock office.

14, my greedy love collapsed, and your world collapsed.

15, finally 30 years old Others say that I am handsome and free and easy, but I don't know that this is the most difficult and collapsed year in my life. Get through it, and the sun will shine. Cheer yourself up.

16, no one left you because of impulse, and you can't see the tears of sadness, helplessness and patience again and again. Just like the crack under the dam gradually widens due to erosion, all you see is the moment it collapses.

17. Cross the same 1 street and return to two worlds.

18, the sound of biting your lips is crisp and neat, and the majestic and bright blood surrounds your nerves that are about to collapse.

19, all I need is your love for me when I am lost, and your company when I collapse.

With such a rival in love, the boy's heart is broken. ...

2 1, burning and collapsing at any time.

22. If you think you are beautiful, the world will be beautiful. But when I met an unreasonable menopausal aunt, I still collapsed inside. Moreover, I used to be strong enough to play hardball, but now I will only walk away disdainfully, but I am still very unhappy inside. I sincerely hope that I will not be affected by bad emotions. I don't want my heart to collapse. Let's go Lulu.

23. I woke up this morning and saw a message from my nanny last night 12: 30, asking me to count the second grade. Both he and the monitor forgot to tell me to make a second-grade watch. I don't want to ask someone about the breakdown of my grades and leave my mother alone in the hotel. Tears stopped in my eyes, and then I was moved.

24. When northerners go to the sauna center to play, there will be one or two cold current shocks, which will completely collapse the values established over 20 years.

25, three months later, the senior high school entrance examination and college entrance examination, sometime how many people will collapse. Hey, the rhythm of education in China.

26. It was really an exhausting weekend. Holding Daniel to the hospital last night was really going to collapse. Fortunately, Daniel is stupid, but he is very lucky. Little stupid cat wears a ring most of May. Next, let's work hard to get better and continue to be a lovely cat.

27. Grass mud horse, my face is alive with bangs. I had my hair cut yesterday, and then I fainted.

28. Today, my brother went fishing for a QQ drift bottle and caught one. And it collapsed! One more bottle.

29. Break up every time you approach Valentine's Day! A little collapsed!

30. The world is getting colder and colder, human feelings are getting warmer and warmer, and my heart is dying. My spiritual world is extremely fragile and my feelings are on the verge of collapse. Fortunately, I met you in this desperate day, and your gentle words often haunt my ears. How many sleepless nights have you had, how many touches you have had in your emotional eyes, how many sweet memories you have had, and how many beautiful feelings you have had? Because of deja vu, you will be deeply portrayed in your heart forever.